Daddywaddy is pretty articulate. 
LOL. "Waaaaazzzzzuuuuup my Neeeegaaaaas, this here Muscletech [product] is Johnny Falcon tested, Johnny Falcon approved. If you want to fly higher than Icarus, and survive the 2012 Nibiru explosion, Muscletech is your go-to supplement line. When you want it done right, with all the vagina pulling-power of 
the Mack DaddyWaddy, it just has to be Muscletech. Accept no substitutes." 
/actually, that is still way too articulate...my bad