22 WAYS TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT

[kh300]

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create depressions and the federal government
creates prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are
more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iranians
 
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that  global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding, not anal sex by guys.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth  graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids  about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco or Portland do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent  $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe  that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more
important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and
Alexander Graham  Bell.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been  in charge (them).

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender  belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying transvestites in drag should  be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United  States .

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.

22. You have to believe that it's OK to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not OK for them to say "Merry  Christmas."

Ready to vote?

[Mars]

ok john hahaha.

[Decker]

Stupid liberals.

[240 is Back]

Stupid liberals.

The worst thing about liberals is how they want to get our troops out of harm's way and let the iraqi police force deal with the street fighting in that country.

they totally hate the troops, wanting to bring them home to their families.

[kh300]

The worst thing about liberals is how they want to get our troops out of harm's way and let the iraqi police force deal with the street fighting in that country.

they totally hate the troops, wanting to bring them home to their families.

great, but this didnt mention the iraq war.

you know vwery little about the war if you think the Iraqi police force can handle themselves. most of those guys couldnt get through the NYPD academy.

[240 is Back]

great, but this didnt mention the iraq war.

you know vwery little about the war if you think the Iraqi police force can handle themselves. most of those guys couldnt get through the NYPD academy.

yeah yeah... it's only been 4.5 years that we've been training them.  I think that's long enough.  Arm them, give them a bag lunch and a case of water, and send them into basra.  Turn off the cameras and tell ya 'we'll see you in a month".

Watch how fast they grow into competent fighters and do their fcking job to defend their own nation. 

I guess I can't understand how the expectations and standards are so low.  it's been almost 5 years.  If they can't do it in 5, they can't do it in 7 or 8.

[Mars]

if they only had Saddams mindset they could handle these tiny tits.

[War-Horse]

That list seems to support repugnants veiws.   They continue to grow big goverment under the guise of security for a fascist union.    Spending is horrendous which is crippling the free market and thus destoying itself.

Repugs are everything they claim not to be......kh300  =  Blind "Yes" man.

[calmus]

yeah yeah... it's only been 4.5 years that we've been training them. 

ahah, you can get an MD in 4 years

[War-Horse]

ahah, you can get an MD in 4 years

lol.  At least then they would have been of use to our soldiers...

[Decker]

That list seems to support repugnants veiws.   They continue to grow big goverment under the guise of security for a fascist union.    Spending is horrendous which is crippling the free market and thus destoying itself.

Repugs are everything they claim not to be......kh300  =  Blind "Yes" man.

Unfortunately that list is what passes for informed political discussion these days.

[240 is Back]

For real...

The iraqis have had almost unlimited $ and support and trianing and backup from the US.
They've had the ability to trian and learn from the best.

Yet they still can't fight... why is that?

It's either that they are incompetent because they're corrupt and aren't trying... in that case, you march them into basra and it's fight or die. watch how fast they get their shit together!

Or it's because WE dont' want to leave... after all, a nice chunk of that $12 bil a month goes to haliburton to feed, clothe, and house our troops there.  And yes, Cheney is getting stock options payouts now.  This is a fact. 

[War-Horse]

Unfortunately that list is what passes for informed political discussion these days.

Number 19  is a republican speciality in bathroom stalls across america..

[kh300]

kh300  =  Blind "Yes" man.

what the fuck is that supposed to mean? so if you dont oppose whatever party is in office, that makes you a ''yes man''?

[War-Horse]

what the fuck is that supposed to mean? so if you dont oppose whatever party is in office, that makes you a ''yes man''?

Blind support for one party despite logic makes you a YES man.    Your post thread is dead on for most repubs actions.......funny huh.

[240 is Back]

Blind support for one party despite logic makes you a YES man.    Your post thread is dead on for most repubs actions.......funny huh.

fair enough.  Quick, tell us 3 things you hate about hilary, and 3 things you hate about obama

[War-Horse]

fair enough.  Quick, tell us 3 things you hate about hilary, and 3 things you hate about obama

Shes smelly, wrinkly, and a bilderburg.   

Hes got a secret agenda to help the lower/middle class get their rights back......any wannabe rich person will hate him.     Not to much dirt on Obama, I guess...

[kh300]

Blind support for one party despite logic makes you a YES man.    Your post thread is dead on for most repubs actions.......funny huh.

i dont have blind support. as soon as someone see's the word conservative, or republican. the only thing you can think of is Bush.

that list has more to do with personal beliefs then it does politics

''Your post thread is dead on for most repubs actions''. name 5

[War-Horse]

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create depressions and the federal government
creates prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are
more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iranians
 
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that  global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding, not anal sex by ####.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth  graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids  about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco or Portland do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent  $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe  that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more
important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and
Alexander Graham  Bell.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been  in charge (them).

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender  belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying transvestites in drag should  be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United  States .

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.

22. You have to believe that it's OK to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not OK for them to say "Merry  Christmas."

Ready to vote?

#2  Its been proven that when big business becomes de-regulated its greed destroys the economy.....see current big banks having a free for all from bush.

#3  Right now there is more legislation to take away my handguns.  Whos in power right now?

#6  Most sex scandals with gays are repubs.   Most scandals by dems are hetro....sorry.

#16 alot of repub super delegates seem to think so.   but that is limbaughs fault.....right.

#17  Your prez seems to like the idea of supreme power and exec privledge.....tellecoms,spying, lying....

#18  A repug told the truth?   Was he banned from the party?

#19  this is a repug special event captured countless times on film and word....

#20  China is bushs best friend...billions a day that our kids get to pay back.


Shall I go on?

[w8tlftr]

#2  Its been proven that when big business becomes de-regulated its greed destroys the economy.....see current big banks having a free for all from bush.

Not always true. There are cases were regulation fvcked the public. Anyone that lives in Maryland and now pays 70 percent more to Baltimore Gas and Electric and tell you that.

#3  Right now there is more legislation to take away my handguns.  Whos in power right now?

Can you cite any bills pushed by conservatives striping you of your gun rights? Take note that I said "conservatives" not Republican or Democrat.

#6  Most sex scandals with gays are repubs.   Most scandals by dems are hetro....sorry.

Not that I really care but I wouldn't mind seeing numbers to support that statement, W-H.

#16 alot of repub super delegates seem to think so.   but that is limbaughs fault.....right.

Why does the Democratic party have super delegates when the GOP doesn't? Don't they trust members of their own party?

#17  Your prez seems to like the idea of supreme power and exec privledge.....tellecoms,spying, lying....

A lot of these "domestic" spying programs were in place before the Bush administration. Where was the outrage then?

#18  A repug told the truth?   Was he banned from the party?

Sad but true. The GOP had their chance to nominate Ron Paul (true conservative).

#20  China is bushs best friend...billions a day that our kids get to pay back.

Take another look at the Clinton administrations relationship with China.

[War-Horse]

You know there are so many partys fracturing off main partys that you cant just scream "Lib" anymore and runn off like hh6 and coach.    Its not that easy anymore...you define a conservative from a repug??  10 people will have 10 differing ideas.   same with dems and libs...doesnt work and just makes labeling kind of stupid and pointless.



BTW W8lftr......Your 8 hrs a day is not worth 150k a year.  You are no more important than the other cog on the wheel contributing to society by sweeping the floor.    Dont get to full of yourself.

[w8tlftr]

You know there are so many partys fracturing off main partys that you cant just scream "Lib" anymore and runn off like hh6 and coach.    Its not that easy anymore...you define a conservative from a repug??  10 people will have 10 differing ideas.   same with dems and libs...doesnt work and just makes labeling kind of stupid and pointless.

BTW W8lftr......Your 8 hrs a day is not worth 150k a year.  You are no more important than the other cog on the wheel contributing to society by sweeping the floor.    Dont get to full of yourself.

Yes it is. My job, like everyone else's job on this board, is based on market value. Do you think a low skill job should pay as much as a job that requires higher education, training, and skill?

You have NEVER heard me say I'm more important than any of the other cogs that make this society function. Everyone should have the same rights and opportunities to succeed that I had. So if wanting to keep more of what is mine to myself so I can provide for my family and keep myself from becoming dependent on the government makes me full of myself then so be it - I'm full of myself.

[War-Horse]

Yes it is. My job, like everyone else's job on this board, is based on market value. Do you think a low skill job should pay as much as a job that requires higher education, training, and skill?

You have NEVER heard me say I'm more important than any of the other cogs that make this society function. Everyone should have the same rights and opportunities to succeed that I had. So if wanting to keep more of what is mine to myself so I can provide for my family and keep myself from becoming dependent on the government makes me full of myself then so be it - I'm full of myself.

Market value is a sham meant to seperate and give false confidence to dummys like yourself.   You barely deserve food and shelter for your selfish pompous belief in yourself.   When the shit hits the fan youll be the first to drop to your knees.

[w8tlftr]

Market value is a sham meant to seperate and give false confidence to dummys like yourself.   You barely deserve food and shelter for your selfish pompous belief in yourself.   When the shit hits the fan youll be the first to drop to your knees.

Jesus H. Christ. You sound like every other blathering idiot that bitches about how unfair life is and how we should all be fucking miserable in the name of equality. Cry me a fucking river.

Grow the fuck up, War-Horse. Not all jobs are equal and they certainly don't pay the same. That's the way the world works -deal with it. If you think you should earn as much as me then go to school, learn a marketable skill, and get a goddamn job that pays as much.

I deserve every penny I earn and I, for goddamn sure, deserve the food on my table and the roof over my house. You want to take it? You're more than welcome to fucking try. I'll be more than happy to send your ignorant ass back home in a fucking casket.

And you're goddamn right I'm pompous and arrogant but make no mistake - even though I may have a lot of confidence in myself I'm grateful for what I have. I started off with NOTHING and busted my ass to get where I am today. So excuse fucking me if I get defensive and want to protect what I've worked for.

You can piss off now.

[w8tlftr]

w8t, have you always been an assshole ?

just wondering.

NT

Just to people that piss me off.

I can be a beam of fvcking sunshine if you get on my good side.