If you had to be Goodrum

[chaos]

negro please

Brutal pot meet kettle, Sean Rey.

[onlyme]

Most of the people around here would never have the balls to post under their real name.

Most people around here would never have the balls to call out someone "namely Derek Anthony or Billy Guns" and actually show up.


Most people around here don't have the balls to be self-employed and open and operate a business.

Most people around here have never made a 6 figure income, nor 5 figure, or even a 1 figure income as they are mostly children who still suck on their mother's nipples and live with their parents.



Hope that helps.....




PS.  Onlyme, you would have to lose about 400 pounds to even match my weight.  You would also have to have the cardiac capacity to do any of my free time activities I do every week,  like the 10 mile hike me and Vissy did in the Smoky Mountains today.  Your fat ass would be complaining before you got out of the car....if you could fit in it to begin with.  So shut the fuck up and get some g' damn liposuction.   

Why are you so hard on yourself Vince.  And did you and the Queen reenact your favorite scene from Brokeback Mountain.  Vince no matter how bad I might look now I am still better off than.  You have not one thing that has ever happen to you or you have had that I would ever want. Your life compared to mine is like comparing a corpse to a newborn.  You have lived your whole life looking like shit and you have the rest of your life looking like that.  Dude no matter what hell I have been through, I would not trade it for what you have had in your past or in your pathetic future.  If god look at me today and said Keith do you want to look like you do now for the rest of your life or look like Goodrum and lead his life. I would without a doubt or hesitation pick the way I look now.  You have not one good quality about you, and that has to suck.  I am getting back in shape and financially I am flying so take it from there.  But remember, I have had a shitty life for less than 8 years, you had a shitty life forever.  That must suck

[onlyme]

I used to work as a mortgage broker for a company called Homegold & Carolina Investors so yes I am quite familar with making a six figure income. 

However, the company I worked for WAS CAROLINA INVESTORS.
(Google and found out what happenned)

When the company went bankrupt, I was lied to and was never paid my commissions or salary and ended up with over $60,000 dollars in debt that was drawing 28% interest.

Suffice to say, rather than being a little bitch and filing for bankruptcy, I handled my shit.   I sold my car, and pawn my furniture, TV, stereo, and everything in the house that wasn't nailed down.  Along with running Caliber Fitness, I worked at Blevins loading trucks as well as doing security on the weekends for American Security.  I worked 7 days a week 80-100 hours a week for 5 years to pay off the majority of the debt. 



At this point and time, I'm not pulling 6 figures but am making a modest income running my business.  The only thing I now owe on is just my college loans and that's it.  My car and property holdings are paid in full and I don't have to work any full time jobs anymore.





Which brings me to my next thing.....I don't make claims.  I speak the truth.   

hahahahahahaha  You NEVER made a six figure income in the Carolinas as a mortgage anything you fucking liar.  Maybe the company you worked for did but as an individual you never made that kind of money.  No way NO how.  Were you a white guy just got black because of how much you are full of shit.  Keep em coming Goodrum you are one funny fucker.

And your security job paid really well too.  Are you going to tell us you made a ton of dough being a security guard.

[Vince B]

Melvin Goodrum is a good bullshitter. He can bullshit all day long!

[Melvin Goodrum]

Why are you so hard on yourself Vince.  And did you and the Queen reenact your favorite scene from Brokeback Mountain.  Vince no matter how bad I might look now I am still better off than.  You have not one thing that has ever happen to you or you have had that I would ever want. Your life compared to mine is like comparing a corpse to a newborn.  You have lived your whole life looking like shit and you have the rest of your life looking like that.  Dude no matter what hell I have been through, I would not trade it for what you have had in your past or in your pathetic future.  If god look at me today and said Keith do you want to look like you do now for the rest of your life or look like Goodrum and lead his life. I would without a doubt or hesitation pick the way I look now.  You have not one good quality about you, and that has to suck.  I am getting back in shape and financially I am flying so take it from there.  But remember, I have had a shitty life for less than 8 years, you had a shitty life forever.  That must suck

You look better than me.....yea....ok.....lol

Keith, you're the one that's bitter talking about me all day.  You obviously have no self control or willpower which is why you look like the Stay Puff Marshmellow. 

My life is great and it only gets better.  You're just one cupcake away from a heart attack.  You're problably so fat that if you ever had one, they would use a car battery and some jumper cable to start your fat ass up.

[Melvin Goodrum]

Melvin Goodrum is a good bullshitter. He can bullshit all day long!

Vince, I suppose you're waiting for the school bell to ring at 3 so you can personally greet all the children.

[HTexan]

Which brings me to my next thing.....I don't make claims.  I speak the truth.   

Like you lied about not being gay for how long? 

[Mars]

are you gay Melvin? is it true what Htexan says?

[The Biggest User]

are you gay Melvin? is it true what Htexan says?

what do you have in mind for him "mars"?

[Tre]

are you gay Melvin?

Ever seen him with a woman?

[Bast175]

What would you do

Better to be goodrum then a 600 pound morbidly obese middle aged man with no family.

[jason armstrong]

hahahahahahaha  You NEVER made a six figure income in the Carolinas as a mortgage anything you fucking liar.  Maybe the company you worked for did but as an individual you never made that kind of money.  No way NO how.  Were you a white guy just got black because of how much you are full of shit.  Keep em coming Goodrum you are one funny fucker.

And your security job paid really well too.  Are you going to tell us you made a ton of dough being a security guard.

ha ha ahahhahahahahahaha
goodbumm forgot a decimalplace.... more like 3 figures per year  9,000.000

goodbum you are in the impoverished sector of the US.

Don't forget the flea market tables onlyme ...that had to be a gold mine!!!!!!

[Vince B]

Melvin boasted that he was getting married not so long ago. Is that legal in those southern hills?

[HTexan]

Melvin boasted that he was getting married not so long ago. Is that legal in those southern hills?

truthful vince was just lying again.

[rk272727]

I used to work as a mortgage broker for a company called Homegold & Carolina Investors so yes I am quite familar with making a six figure income. 

However, the company I worked for WAS CAROLINA INVESTORS.
(Google and found out what happenned)

When the company went bankrupt, I was lied to and was never paid my commissions or salary and ended up with over $60,000 dollars in debt that was drawing 28% interest.

Suffice to say, rather than being a little bitch and filing for bankruptcy, I handled my shit.   I sold my car, and pawn my furniture, TV, stereo, and everything in the house that wasn't nailed down.  Along with running Caliber Fitness, I worked at Blevins loading trucks as well as doing security on the weekends for American Security.  I worked 7 days a week 80-100 hours a week for 5 years to pay off the majority of the debt. 



At this point and time, I'm not pulling 6 figures but am making a modest income running my business.  The only thing I now owe on is just my college loans and that's it.  My car and property holdings are paid in full and I don't have to work any full time jobs anymore.





Which brings me to my next thing.....I don't make claims.  I speak the truth.   

you speak the truth then why do you take it in the ass and suck it afterwards you fat piece of coco

[onlyme]

Better to be goodrum then a 600 pound morbidly obese middle aged man with no family.

I didn't know you weighed 600 lbs.  And if you weren;t so gay and such a loser maybe you wold have a family.  Get your shit together.

[Melvin Goodrum]

Melvin boasted that he was getting married not so long ago. Is that legal in those southern hills?

We're going to the same place you won your pathetic title actually. 

[Melvin Goodrum]

ha ha ahahhahahahahahaha
goodbumm forgot a decimalplace.... more like 3 figures per year  9,000.000

goodbum you are in the impoverished sector of the US.

Don't forget the flea market tables onlyme ...that had to be a gold mine!!!!!!

Its not impoverished, its just a Mayberry-like town in the Great Smoky Mountains.  My expenses are far less than what it was in Greenville, SC and the living is much better.  No smog, no road rage or heavy traffic.  Just some slow and easy living and I'm not far from other major cities.  I'm 1 hour away from Atlanta, 30 miles from Pigeon Forge, TN, and 1 hr away from my home town of Asheville, NC.  And I love the flea markets around here, in fact there's actually 6 different ones in the area.  I enjoy getting fresh produce straight from a local farm instead of some grocery store and the butcher shop around here can get me the best flank steak cut the way I want it plus he'll process any deer I shoot as well. 

Best of all, just 15 minutes away from Cherokee.  You can learn a lot being on the reservation and if I want some entertainment, I can go to Harrah's Casino.
 

[Vince B]

Are you seriously getting married in Canada? Congratulations!

[Bast175]

I didn't know you weighed 600 lbs.  And if you weren;t so gay and such a loser maybe you wold have a family.  Get your shit together.

Atleast you can count on your ignorance and self denial to maintain stability..... or you can count on those 400 pound thunder thighs to keep your top from tipping over. 

[sgt. d]

Atleast you can count on your ignorance and self denial to maintain stability..... or you can count on those 400 pound thunder thighs to keep your top from tipping over. 

leafybuy kill yourself.

[HTexan]

Are you seriously getting married in Canada? Congratulations!

he not get married, he was just lying to seem straight. vince your not truthful, your a lying con artist. you that helps

[Epic_Monster]

What would you do

Donate my body to science!!

[E N A N T H A T O R]

Its not impoverished, its just a Mayberry-like town in the Great Smoky Mountains.  My expenses are far less than what it was in Greenville, SC and the living is much better.  No smog, no road rage or heavy traffic.  Just some slow and easy living and I'm not far from other major cities.  I'm 1 hour away from Atlanta, 30 miles from Pigeon Forge, TN, and 1 hr away from my home town of Asheville, NC.  And I love the flea markets around here, in fact there's actually 6 different ones in the area.  I enjoy getting fresh produce straight from a local farm instead of some grocery store and the butcher shop around here can get me the best flank steak cut the way I want it plus he'll process any deer I shoot as well. 

Best of all, just 15 minutes away from Cherokee.  You can learn a lot being on the reservation and if I want some entertainment, I can go to Harrah's Casino.
 

I didn't think they liked your kind (black and gay) in that part of the country.

[Gym dude]

If I was Vince Goodrum I would take photos of the hot chicks at the beach.