STINKY women at the gym

[El Diablo Blanco]

Not sure what it is but I have been smelling more stinky women at the gym than I ever have.  There was this one girl, okay looking, dressed in the typical Yoga getup and she just had the worlds worst body odor.  She smelled like a sweaty construction worker.  Then just yesterday I'm on the treadmill and this gal next to me had the worst body odor, more like a vagninal order and every now and then she'd let a stanky fart go and I know it was her because the smell came from her direction.

It's just like the squad says.  You can see the hottest girl in the world, but once you get a whiff of ass and vag you realize she's just like every other women out there.

[No Patience]

Not sure what it is but I have been smelling more stinky women at the gym than I ever have.  There was this one girl, okay looking, dressed in the typical Yoga getup and she just had the worlds worst body order.  She smelled like a sweaty construction worker.  Then just yesterday I'm on the treadmill and this gal next to me had the worst body order, more like a vagninal order and every now and then she'd let a stanky fart go and I know it was her because the smell came from her direction.

It's just like the squad says.  You can see the hottest girl in the world, but once you get a whiff of ass and vag you realize she's just like every other women out there.

yeah man....there is nothing worse than a smelly woman....it is so much worse than a guy...and it seems like women have this idea that they can just fart wherever and
get away with it....the cardio area is always full of women with the worst gas ever

[_bruce_]

True about the farting - at university the ladies always have a gas-blast during lecture... trying to annihilate the last true man 

[m8]

Females are much more nasty than men.
They just cover it well, at least most try.

[Tapeworm]

Most women have their periods around the same time, in cycle with the moon.  I can always smell a woman when there's a mouse in the house.

[SGT BARNES]

Not sure what it is but I have been smelling more stinky women at the gym than I ever have.  There was this one girl, okay looking, dressed in the typical Yoga getup and she just had the worlds worst body order.  She smelled like a sweaty construction worker.  Then just yesterday I'm on the treadmill and this gal next to me had the worst body order, more like a vagninal order and every now and then she'd let a stanky fart go and I know it was her because the smell came from her direction.

It's just like the squad says.  You can see the hottest girl in the world, but once you get a whiff of ass and vag you realize she's just like every other women out there.

you know what a construction worker smells like.....fag

[No Patience]

Most women have their periods around the same time, in cycle with the moon.  I can always smell a woman when there's a mouse in the house.

hahahahaha

i used to tell guys at my old job that when riding in an elevator with women i could smell if they had a rag on....they didn't believe me

[m8]

Their lack of terminal hairs make them smell like shit.

[Mars]

if there was a god he wouldnt have let his women smell and shit.

[Tapeworm]

hahahahaha

i used to tell guys at my old job that when riding in an elevator with women i could smell if they had a rag on....they didn't believe me

Right on.  Seems like not all guys can smell it, and maybe not all women smell, but I've confirmed it with girlfriends.  Maybe I'll start asking any woman I can smell.  

[Mars]

[Petrucci]

if there was a god he wouldnt have let his women smell and shit.

HAHAHAA..... good argument!

[240 is Back]

If you suddenly use mucinex or zyrtec, you maay discover your nose works better.

this will result in you smelling all sorts of new things, including females with funky undercarriages.

[Tapeworm]

...or maybe just sniff at the air with a look of disgust, then turn and stare at them. 

I know I should use my powers for good instead of evil, but it's so fuckin hard.

[The Biggest User]

to play devils advocate...


you're there to workout, who cares what they smell like. Complain about it if your on a date.

[gordiano]

you know what a construction worker smells like.....fag

LOL!

[XXXII/LX]

Not sure what it is but I have been smelling more stinky women at the gym than I ever have.  There was this one girl, okay looking, dressed in the typical Yoga getup and she just had the worlds worst body order.  She smelled like a sweaty construction worker.  Then just yesterday I'm on the treadmill and this gal next to me had the worst body order, more like a vagninal order and every now and then she'd let a stanky fart go and I know it was her because the smell came from her direction.

It's just like the squad says.  You can see the hottest girl in the world, but once you get a whiff of ass and vag you realize she's just like every other women out there.

WTF, over. ODOR!

[ripitupbaby]

WTF, over. ODOR!

lol 

[The Squadfather]

for the record when i comment on vaginal odor i'm not saying it's a bad thing but every woman has it to a certain extent, some worse than others but they all have it, especially doggy style.

[The Biggest User]

I'd love to know what happens to a girls pussy after age 17. I remember eating that shit right after school no problem. Now if women break stride they stink. Wash up bitches!

[The Squadfather]

I'd love to know what happens to a girls pussy after age 17. I remember eating that shit right after school no problem. Now if women break stride they stink. Wash up bitches!

it's has a lot more to do with just washing, there's a lot of bacteria and yeast inside a woman's vagina and when you fuck it you pull up all of that stuff or if a girl douches or puts in a tampon it can contribute.

[The Biggest User]

it's has a lot more to do with just washing, there's a lot of bacteria and yeast inside a woman's vagina and when you fuck it you pull up all of that stuff or if a girl douches or puts in a tampon it can contribute.

how's your mom doing anyway? hahahahahahaha

[Stark]

Not sure what it is but I have been smelling more stinky women at the gym than I ever have.  There was this one girl, okay looking, dressed in the typical Yoga getup and she just had the worlds worst body order.  She smelled like a sweaty construction worker.  Then just yesterday I'm on the treadmill and this gal next to me had the worst body order, more like a vagninal order and every now and then she'd let a stanky fart go and I know it was her because the smell came from her direction.

It's just like the squad says.  You can see the hottest girl in the world, but once you get a whiff of ass and vag you realize she's just like every other women out there.

ha  nice straight into gymstories.com thanks brotha

[SirTraps]

Squadfats mother has a wagon wheel of rancid cheese in her gaping hole.

[Gym dude]

Lol is right.