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anabolicguru

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Squadfather 37yrs old and still SINGLE
« on: April 03, 2008, 10:04:46 PM »
How does that single bachelor fend off all those ladies
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Re: Squadfather 37yrs old and still SINGLE
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2008, 10:06:46 PM »
Hehe. And away we go....... ::)
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Re: Squadfather 37yrs old and still SINGLE
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2008, 10:12:37 PM »
Ron needs to make a "Tributes to SF" board.
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Re: Squadfather 37yrs old and still SINGLE
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2008, 10:12:43 PM »
Masturbation is a wonderful thing.
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Re: Squadfather 37yrs old and still SINGLE
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2008, 10:14:53 PM »
Who did Squadfather make meltdown recently?
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Re: Squadfather 37yrs old and still SINGLE
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2008, 10:15:49 PM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 03, 2008, 10:12:43 PM
Masturbation is a wonderful thing.
The sheep get lonely when you do that.
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Re: Squadfather 37yrs old and still SINGLE
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2008, 10:16:16 PM »
Quote from: marcus on April 03, 2008, 10:14:53 PM
Who did Squadfather make meltdown recently?
Apparently someone that made the gimmick, "andibuttlickgurus" ::)
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Re: Squadfather 37yrs old and still SINGLE
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2008, 10:18:08 PM »
Quote from: chaos on April 03, 2008, 10:16:16 PM
Apparently someone that made the gimmick, "andibuttlickgurus" ::)
Takes about a week to get a gimmic, so look back at last weeks meltdowns.
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Re: Squadfather 37yrs old and still SINGLE
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2008, 10:18:48 PM »
Quote from: jetpower on April 03, 2008, 10:18:08 PM
Takes about a week to get a gimmic, so look back at last weeks meltdowns.
And you would know this how? ;)
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Re: Squadfather 37yrs old and still SINGLE
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2008, 10:19:23 PM »
Quote from: chaos on April 03, 2008, 10:18:48 PM
And you would know this how? ;)
A little birdy told me so.
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Re: Squadfather 37yrs old and still SINGLE
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2008, 10:22:14 PM »
stick to the topic :P
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Re: Squadfather 37yrs old and still SINGLE
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2008, 10:22:47 PM »
Quote from: anabolicguru on April 03, 2008, 10:04:46 PM
How does that single bachelor fend off all those ladies

Are you trying to stick it to Squad?


This is hardly a stick it to him moment....Do you realise just how many married men that walk the planet who would give a few years pay to actually go back to being single and have your mom still do your laundry?...

I mean really bro.....If you really want to stick it to him, talk about the fact that he can't dance or something...Talk about his inability of funneling more then 3 beers at a time or something...

This kind of sticking to squad is actually making me jealous of him or crying out loud...37 and single is not something you frown upon....You embrace that shit....

If i had the balls to take a knife to my own cock and balls, i would do it no problem....Do you realise how much dancing i could do if i didn't have those things between my legs...I mean really, I wouldn't have guys named Howie coming at me at all angle's asking to braille my cock with syntex anadrol 50 for him and his blind buddy....

Dude its a really weird fucking world we live in...Do you think that married bitch you call a wife has your back?  Thats a laugh....A guy like chick could worm his way in and tear her apart in 5 minutes while your parking the car because your to cheap to pay for a valet spot on the only night you bring her out(which of course is your anniversary)
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Re: Squadfather 37yrs old and still SINGLE
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2008, 10:24:48 PM »
so thats how squad keeps posting on here ;D
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Re: Squadfather 37yrs old and still SINGLE
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2008, 10:27:49 PM »
Quote from: anabolicguru on April 03, 2008, 10:22:14 PM
stick to the topic :P
Which is what? Why Squadfather owns your every waking thought?
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Re: Squadfather 37yrs old and still SINGLE
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2008, 10:30:50 PM »
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Re: Squadfather 37yrs old and still SINGLE
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2008, 10:35:36 PM »
good one, noob.


oh and dungeon masters don't have levels.
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Re: Squadfather 37yrs old and still SINGLE
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2008, 10:36:22 PM »
Quote from: anabolicguru on April 03, 2008, 10:24:48 PM
so thats how squad keeps posting on here ;D


bro let me put it to you this way...We all love the pussy...But if i come back in another life as hugh Hefner, I will hang myself by the time i'm 40(Lee Priest style)...The guy has to have some kind of mental problem...99% of beautiful women want to drive any regular joe fucking crazy....And Hefner thinks its cool to hang with these bitch's...The guy is a douch bag to the 10th degree and its always the guys who barely get any pussy or of course black dudes who think this old fuck is cool...He is a sick bastard...

Do you realise how much respect i would have for Hef if he came out and said something like " Come on guys who am i fooling" all pussy is basically the same" and the hotter the chick, the more intitled she thinks she is...Even viagra can't get my cock hard. I just drive nails on the top of these bitches forheads because i can...

Squad IMOP is cooler then Hef...Hef is a fucking scum bag who needs these chicks in his life.....Squad isn't trying to be anything other then the douch bag he is...And for that, I give Squad all the credit in the world....
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Re: Squadfather 37yrs old and still SINGLE
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2008, 11:05:39 PM »
Quote from: anabolicguru on April 03, 2008, 10:35:36 PM
good one, noob.


oh and dungeon masters don't have levels.
I am going to cut you.
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Re: Squadfather 37yrs old and still SINGLE
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2008, 11:14:48 PM »
Quote from: TechnoViking on April 03, 2008, 10:36:22 PM

bro let me put it to you this way...We all love the pussy...But if i come back in another life as hugh Hefner, I will hang myself by the time i'm 40(Lee Priest style)...The guy has to have some kind of mental problem...99% of beautiful women want to drive any regular joe fucking crazy....And Hefner thinks its cool to hang with these bitch's...The guy is a douch bag to the 10th degree and its always the guys who barely get any pussy or of course black dudes who think this old fuck is cool...He is a sick bastard...

Do you realise how much respect i would have for Hef if he came out and said something like " Come on guys who am i fooling" all pussy is basically the same" and the hotter the chick, the more intitled she thinks she is...Even viagra can't get my cock hard. I just drive nails on the top of these bitches forheads because i can...

Squad IMOP is cooler then Hef...Hef is a fucking scum bag who needs these chicks in his life.....Squad isn't trying to be anything other then the douch bag he is...And for that, I give Squad all the credit in the world....
Hi Squadfather. ;D
Some good points to be had here though.  Way too much emphasis is put on vagina.  Sometimes I prefer to just beat off.  There many other things in life I'd rather be doing than getting new ass.
Translation: I can't get laid. ;D  BOOM!
Joking aside, the better looking a girl, the more hassle it usually it to continue to bang them.  I can't imagine being around one of those midwest imported blonde skanks that Hef associates with.  The guy in many respects, is a total douchebag....yes, his dumb robe included.  Sure, he can nail any of those fake sluts...but honestly, have you ever seen "The Girls Next Store".  I wouldn't hang out with one of these skanks for 5 minutes...all joking aside.  At the end of the day, these women bang a corpse for money on a daily basis.  Must be a good feeling...haha  He's 81...>BOOM! 
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Re: Squadfather 37yrs old and still SINGLE
« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2008, 11:21:55 PM »
Quote from: Croatch on April 03, 2008, 11:14:48 PM
Hi Squadfather. ;D
Some good points to be had here though.  Way too much emphasis is put on vagina.  Sometimes I prefer to just beat off.  There many other things in life I'd rather be doing than getting new ass.
Translation: I can't get laid. ;D  BOOM!
Joking aside, the better looking a girl, the more hassle it usually it to continue to bang them.  I can't imagine being around one of those midwest imported blonde skanks that Hef associates with.  The guy in many respects, is a total douchebag....yes, his dumb robe included.  Sure, he can nail any of those fake sluts...but honestly, have you ever seen "The Girls Next Store".  I wouldn't hang out with one of these skanks for 5 minutes...all joking aside.  At the end of the day, these women bang a corpse for money on a daily basis.  Must be a good feeling...haha  He's 81...>BOOM! 



Yes yes...At 81, I would want to beat my neighbor in chess or talk about why George Bush fucking rules the earth...where the fuck are Hef's male side of the family? Why isn't he showing us in the camera his 25 year old cousin who looks like Brad Pitt and can't keep the ladies off him?

Bottom line is Hef sucks ass and won't let even any of his family have the spot light....The guy should have been taking out M.Monroe style along time ago...Truth is he is probably being proped up by strings(weekend at bernie style) many years ago...
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Re: Squadfather 37yrs old and still SINGLE
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2008, 03:39:13 AM »
Quote from: Croatch on April 03, 2008, 11:14:48 PM
Hi Squadfather. ;D
Some good points to be had here though.  Way too much emphasis is put on vagina.  Sometimes I prefer to just beat off.  There many other things in life I'd rather be doing than getting new ass.
Translation: I can't get laid. ;D  BOOM!
Joking aside, the better looking a girl, the more hassle it usually it to continue to bang them.  I can't imagine being around one of those midwest imported blonde skanks that Hef associates with.  The guy in many respects, is a total douchebag....yes, his dumb robe included.  Sure, he can nail any of those fake sluts...but honestly, have you ever seen "The Girls Next Store".  I wouldn't hang out with one of these skanks for 5 minutes...all joking aside.  At the end of the day, these women bang a corpse for money on a daily basis.  Must be a good feeling...haha  He's 81...>BOOM! 


translation= i only get to bang fat ugly women
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Re: Squadfather 37yrs old and still SINGLE
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Re: Squadfather 37yrs old and still SINGLE
« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2008, 03:57:58 AM »
Quote from: anabolicguru on April 03, 2008, 10:04:46 PM
How does that single bachelor fend off all those ladies

what about you "anabolicguru"? ::)
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Re: Squadfather 37yrs old and still SINGLE
« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2008, 05:21:31 AM »
Oh brother, "jason armstrong"/"no one" has another gimmick ::) ::)
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Re: Squadfather 37yrs old and still SINGLE
« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2008, 07:31:15 AM »
Quote from: Croatch on April 03, 2008, 11:14:48 PM
Hi Squadfather. ;D

...but honestly, have you ever seen "The Girls Next Store".  I wouldn't hang out with one of these skanks for 5 minutes...all joking aside.  At the end of the day, these women bang a corpse for money on a daily basis. 

Bingo!!!!

They are really just nothing more than expensive hookers.

Same with Anna Nicole Smith-gold diggering hooker bitches.

And who ever said hef is a joke-agreed 100%.

If I am 80, or 70 even and I am trying to be a 20 year old "playa".... please, someone put a bullet in my head.
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