This thing is awesome
Hahahah Poor keith. Too bad you cannot afford that. Perhaps you should look for a stripped out 30 year old school bus. It would probably be easier shopping for a car if you just lost weight. Tell me Keith, when you go swimming do you wear one of those 10X t-shirts so you don't have to reveal how fat and disgusting you look or do you just avoid the pool all together. God forbid you wear a white tshirt. Your pepperoni nipples would be seen from a mile off. Id imagine though that they would be more like saucers with the amount of weight you have put on.