Trapped under the barbell.

[Gym dude]

Today I was doing 45kg bench and got trapped under the bar, no one could hear me yelling. That happen to anyone else? What did you do?

[BroadStreetBruiser]

delete your account.

[Tombo]

When it happened to me my larynx was crushed and i died within a minute.

[marcus]

Back in high school a kid was doing calf raises with the smith machine while standing on the edge of a raised wooden board. I guess he used too much weight and the board flipped up and he went crashing down neck first onto the edge of it. True story.

[JOCKTHEGLIDE]

When it happened to me my larynx was crushed and i died within a minute.

your typing this in heaven I take it.....with other former pro bbers laughing at us.

[nzmusclemonster]

I had some fat bitch 69 me and I got squashed.. does that count?

[Tombo]

your typing this in heaven I take it.....with other former pro bbers laughing at us.

i was the seven deadly sins embodied my friend, but i'm glad to say that its not so bad down here (in hell) and there are plenty of wireless hotspots to link up for my getbig daily needs.

[nzmusclemonster]

i was the seven deadly sins embodied my friend, but i'm glad to say that its not so bad down here (in hell) and there are plenty of wireless hotspots to link up for my getbig daily needs.

How does your lap top not melt in hell?

[Tombo]

my first one did

next time i was prepared

[nzmusclemonster]

 

Are there many vaginas to have sex with in hell?

[RZA]

If you have sex with "just" vaginas , you know there are plastic ones you can buy and from which you can't get no disease.

[nzmusclemonster]

If you have sex with "just" vaginas , you know there are plastic ones you can buy and from which you can't get no disease.

I apologise... when I say "vaginas" I am implying the whole woman, but seeing as a woman's only use is her vagina, I sometimes forget to reffer to them properly.

[RZA]

Somehow I can't really argue with what you're saying. But don't tell.

[nzmusclemonster]

Alternatively I also like to reffer to them as "girls"... I have been told they find that term endearing.

[kiwiol]

NZMM, sorry but you can't use the term 'male's back pussy' with 'vagina' interchangeably

[JOCKTHEGLIDE]

my first one did

next time i was prepared

thats not bad I bet damien does not let you have nitrogen cooled computers I take it....

[nzmusclemonster]

NZMM, sorry but you can't use the term 'male's back pussy' with 'vagina' interchangeably

Kiwiol!!! How dare you disrespect the almighty NZMM! Its a little hypocritical when you have just been the salami in a Ugandan Sailor sandwich down at the peir.

Gayer than buttering your toast.

[kiwiol]

Kiwiol!!! How dare you disrespect the almighty NZMM! Its a little hypocritical when you have just been the salami in a Ugandan Sailor sandwich down at the peir.

Gayer than buttering your toast.

Not true - technically, the taller guy didn't migrate to Uganda until he was 7

[nzmusclemonster]

Not true - technically, the taller guy didn't migrate to Uganda until he was 7

So when you say taller, Im assuming he was taller than you, so we can put him at about 4"9?

[kiwiol]

So when you say taller, Im assuming he was taller than you, so we can put him at about 4"9?

I am used to seeing the top of your mom's head. Putting the bitch at say 5'6", fold that by a quarter and think the height of her nose?

Sounds about right, give or take your measurement (stiff ~ 1.3 inches)

[nzmusclemonster]

I am used to seeing the top of your mom's head. Putting the bitch at say 5'6", fold that by a quarter and think the height of her nose?

Sounds about right, give or take your measurement (stiff ~ 1.3 inches)

No offence, but my mother doesn't like men that pull their pants up their bottom crack and up to their nipples.
Brutal fashion statement.

[kiwiol]

No offence, but my mother doesn't like men that pull their pants up their bottom crack and up to their nipples.
Brutal fashion statement.

Yes but she loves my penis, so all's well even if the end is not well..., I guess

[Tombo]

now now boys, this thread is about weaklings such as myself tarping themselves under the barbell during a brutal superset of close-grip flat benchpress - lets leave our mothers out of this.

[kiwiol]

now now boys, this thread is about weaklings such as myself tarping themselves under the barbell during a brutal superset of close-grip flat benchpress - lets leave our mothers out of this.

So if there's a party in NZMM's mom's mouth, then you aren't cumming

[Tombo]

i'd have to say purely out of the fact that i recently met a hot new zealander chic that i'm going to save all my manjuice for this month