Author Topic: do people ask you "what will you do with all that muscle?" (Read 4186 times)

Bluto · « **on:** April 10, 2008, 02:57:51 PM »

i get that question all the time and im out of witty replies

m8 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 10, 2008, 03:02:41 PM »

I have no muscles.

Monster81 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 10, 2008, 03:03:29 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on April 10, 2008, 02:57:51 PM

i get that question all the time and im out of witty replies

ur quite the beast urself ther big guy

MikeThaMachine · « **Reply #3 on:** April 10, 2008, 03:04:27 PM »

Say you're going to donate it to cancer patients, chicks love that shit

Bluto · « **Reply #4 on:** April 10, 2008, 03:06:15 PM »

they seem to not understand the artistic side of sculpturing your own body and display it as a piece of art, whether it is in the bedroom naked in the mirror over your bed or at the beach in summer.

bodybuilder1234 · « **Reply #5 on:** April 10, 2008, 03:07:33 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on April 10, 2008, 02:57:51 PM

i get that question all the time

no you don't

Zaphod · « **Reply #6 on:** April 10, 2008, 03:10:40 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on April 10, 2008, 02:57:51 PM

i get that question all the time and im out of witty replies

I usually answer one question with another.

Bluto · « **Reply #7 on:** April 10, 2008, 03:12:30 PM »

Quote from: bodybuilder1234 on April 10, 2008, 03:07:33 PM

no you don't

yes and more:

"muscles AND brains - wow!"

"you got one hot smoking bod"

"hihi can i feel that"

"you're so stroooong"

"can you lift us both?"

"you're body is like a landscape and your veins are like roads, with my tongue as a compass i want to explore every corner of it"

etc etc

nycbull · « **Reply #8 on:** April 10, 2008, 03:13:21 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on April 10, 2008, 03:06:15 PM

they seem to not understand the artistic side of sculpturing your own body and display it as a piece of art, whether it is in the bedroom naked in the mirror over your bed or at the beach in summer.

mirrors are awesome, only a real stud has sex in front of mirrors...I hate these fat people that have sex with the lights out...whats up with that?

THEBOSS · « **Reply #9 on:** April 10, 2008, 03:14:30 PM »

yup ! then I take off my shirt and they change the question to WHAT DO YOU DO WITH ALL THAT FAT !

Monster81 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 10, 2008, 03:17:17 PM »

Quote from: THEBOSS on April 10, 2008, 03:14:30 PM

yup ! then I take off my shirt and they change the question to WHAT DO YOU DO WITH ALL THAT FAT !

hahahahahaaa

danielson · « **Reply #11 on:** April 10, 2008, 03:19:06 PM »

Quote from: nycbull on April 10, 2008, 03:13:21 PM

mirrors are awesome, only a real stud has sex in front of mirrors...I hate these fat people that have sex with the lights out...whats up with that?

The Squadfather · « **Reply #12 on:** April 10, 2008, 03:29:31 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on April 10, 2008, 02:57:51 PM

i get that question all the time and im out of witty replies

you need to stop hanging around elementary schools and kindergartens, Justin Timberlake looks huge to a 5 year old kid.

Bluto · « **Reply #13 on:** April 10, 2008, 03:30:07 PM »

Quote from: nycbull on April 10, 2008, 03:13:21 PM

mirrors are awesome, only a real stud has sex in front of mirrors...I hate these fat people that have sex with the lights out...whats up with that?

i have spotlights too

Noel Fuller · « **Reply #14 on:** April 10, 2008, 03:33:09 PM »

"Your wife" should work as an answer

nycbull · « **Reply #15 on:** April 10, 2008, 07:25:26 PM »

Quote from: danielson on April 10, 2008, 03:19:06 PM

wow is that you danielson,? looks like a hot babe your bangin there.

candidizzle · « **Reply #16 on:** April 10, 2008, 07:33:29 PM »

Quote from: nycbull on April 10, 2008, 07:25:26 PM

wow is that you danielson,? looks like a hot babe your bangin there.

how can you tell?

nycbull · « **Reply #17 on:** April 10, 2008, 07:38:39 PM »

Quote from: candidizzle on April 10, 2008, 07:33:29 PM

how can you tell?

because I have a top of line HP 22" pivoting supersharp monitor.

Bluto · « **Reply #18 on:** April 13, 2008, 04:01:17 AM »

danielson is quite a stud

which is remarkable because he doesnt have much of a haircut

spinnis · « **Reply #19 on:** April 13, 2008, 04:09:54 AM »

Quote from: danielson on April 10, 2008, 03:19:06 PM

I see your photo and raise it with mine!

A bit cencured though lol

Army of One · « **Reply #20 on:** April 13, 2008, 04:36:04 AM »

Quote from: spinnis on April 13, 2008, 04:09:54 AM

I see your photo and raise it with mine!

A bit cencured though lol

pussy or ass?Hard to tell

bigmc · « **Reply #21 on:** April 13, 2008, 04:38:00 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on April 10, 2008, 03:12:30 PM

yes and more:

"muscles AND brains - wow!"

"you got one hot smoking bod"

"hihi can i feel that"

"you're so stroooong"

"can you lift us both?"

"you're body is like a landscape and your veins are like roads, with my tongue as a compass i want to explore every corner of it"

etc etc

do you hear voices in your head

would explain alot

spinnis · « **Reply #22 on:** April 13, 2008, 04:41:39 AM »

Quote from: db2431 on April 13, 2008, 04:36:04 AM

pussy or ass?Hard to tell

Well its in one or the other

brutal tan lines on me lol

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #23 on:** April 13, 2008, 04:42:49 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on April 13, 2008, 04:38:00 AM

do you hear voices in your head

would explain alot

Bigmc... are you lost? this is not a thread about "what will you do with your musclebears"... you may leave now.

bigmc · « **Reply #24 on:** April 13, 2008, 04:47:32 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 13, 2008, 04:42:49 AM

Bigmc... are you lost? this is not a thread about "what will you do with your musclebears"... you may leave now.

fuck off pedo