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The Official Apology... (IT JUST NEVER GET OLD HAHA)
« on: April 13, 2008, 10:21:26 PM »
The Official Apology

From Denmark to the Muslim World,simply called "We´re Sorry!

We´re sorry we gave you shelter when war drove you from your home country....

We´re sorry we took you in when others rejected you.....

We´re sorry we gave you the opportunity to get a good education.....

We´re sorry we gave you food and a home when you had non.....

We´re sorry we let you re-unite with your family when your homeland was no longer safe...

We´re sorry we never forced you to work while WE paid all your bills.....

We´re sorry we gave you almost FREE rent,phone,internet,car and school for your 10 kids...

We´re sorry we build you Mosques so you could worship your religion in our Christian land...

We´re sorry we never forced you to learn our language after staying 30 years!....



And so....from all Danes to the entire Muslim world,we just wanna say;



FUCK YOU!!
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Re: The Official Apology... (IT JUST NEVER GET OLD HAHA)
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2008, 12:56:18 AM »
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Re: The Official Apology... (IT JUST NEVER GET OLD HAHA)
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2008, 12:57:55 AM »
religion is not of our time anymore. it doesnt suit in a modern society.
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Re: The Official Apology... (IT JUST NEVER GET OLD HAHA)
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2008, 12:59:30 AM »
Quote from: Mars on April 14, 2008, 12:57:55 AM
religion is not of our time anymore. it doesnt suit in a modern society.

Very true Mars. BTW, you smoke anything interesting lately?
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Re: The Official Apology... (IT JUST NEVER GET OLD HAHA)
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2008, 01:04:08 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on April 14, 2008, 12:59:30 AM
Very true Mars. BTW, you smoke anything interesting lately?

i will try something again when the racy*(is that correct?) summer evenings are there.
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Re: The Official Apology... (IT JUST NEVER GET OLD HAHA)
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2008, 01:07:27 AM »
Quote from: Mars on April 14, 2008, 01:04:08 AM
i will try something again when the racy*(is that correct?) summer evenings are there.

Cool. I haven't smoked since January and can't say I miss it that much - well, for 99% of the time. I wish we had the coffee shops selling the stuff here like they do in your great country
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Re: The Official Apology... (IT JUST NEVER GET OLD HAHA)
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2008, 01:16:24 AM »
i dont miss it too, cant handle a lot of that stuff, it makes me sleepy and hungry at the same time, but its a nice ritual to do with some friends, just passing the thing while ur staring the whole time at some stupid container boots drive by.
One time we really thought we saw a suitcase laying down the coast line, we fantasised about there was lots of cocaine or money stuffed in it, and when we walked closer to it it turned out to be an old motor tire. i dont know if it was the pot.
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Re: The Official Apology... (IT JUST NEVER GET OLD HAHA)
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2008, 01:27:26 AM »
Quote from: Mars on April 14, 2008, 12:57:55 AM
religion is not of our time anymore. it doesnt suit in a modern society.

you're WRONG!!!


The first Adam brought sin into the world (the first human)


The second Adam brought Salvation into the world (Jesus)


The third Adam brought the owning machine (ARNOLD!!!)


If you're in this board, then you're in the religion.... Hope this helps  ;D
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Re: The Official Apology... (IT JUST NEVER GET OLD HAHA)
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2008, 01:29:31 AM »
Quote from: phyxsius on April 14, 2008, 01:27:26 AM
you're WRONG!!!


The first Adam brought sin into the world (the first human)


The second Adam brought Salvation into the world (Jesus)


The third Adam brought the owning machine (ARNOLD!!!)

sounds logic.

If you're in this board, then you're in the religion.... Hope this helps  ;D
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Re: The Official Apology... (IT JUST NEVER GET OLD HAHA)
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2008, 09:45:46 AM »
Hahahahaha...someone's going to get a PM from the Muslim apologist and sympathizer Hedge.
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Re: The Official Apology... (IT JUST NEVER GET OLD HAHA)
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2008, 09:50:39 AM »
Quote from: emn1964 on April 14, 2008, 09:45:46 AM
Hahahahaha...someone's going to get a PM from the Muslim apologist and sympathizer Hedge.

hahaha oh well its just for fun! fun isnt a problem here (I HOPE)
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Re: The Official Apology... (IT JUST NEVER GET OLD HAHA)
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2008, 10:20:39 AM »
Quote from: benz on April 13, 2008, 10:21:26 PM
The Official Apology

From Denmark to the Muslim World,simply called "We´re Sorry!

We´re sorry we gave you shelter when war drove you from your home country....

We´re sorry we took you in when others rejected you.....

We´re sorry we gave you the opportunity to get a good education.....

We´re sorry we gave you food and a home when you had non.....

We´re sorry we let you re-unite with your family when your homeland was no longer safe...

We´re sorry we never forced you to work while WE paid all your bills.....

We´re sorry we gave you almost FREE rent,phone,internet,car and school for your 10 kids...

We´re sorry we build you Mosques so you could worship your religion in our Christian land...

We´re sorry we never forced you to learn our language after staying 30 years!....



And so....from all Danes to the entire Muslim world,we just wanna say;



FUCK YOU!!

ahaha brilliant :D

But its not an apologie for Denmark alone ;) you could translate that in any language in Europe and it would fit.
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Re: The Official Apology... (IT JUST NEVER GET OLD HAHA)
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2008, 10:23:14 AM »
WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT DENMARK?  The only good thing to come out of there was the danish and that shit is too carb loaded anyways.
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Re: The Official Apology... (IT JUST NEVER GET OLD HAHA)
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2008, 10:32:00 AM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on April 14, 2008, 10:23:14 AM
WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT DENMARK?  The only good thing to come out of there was the danish and that shit is too carb loaded anyways.

Nah, the "Mohammed Exploding Turban" cartoons were pretty cool too.  ;D
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