Author Topic: What do do with your 600$ Rebate Check!!!! (Read 3068 times)

Busted · « **on:** April 15, 2008, 05:24:49 PM »

The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600
rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. If we purchase a car it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US. Thank you for your help.

Signed,
Governor Spitzer.

The Coach · « **Reply #1 on:** April 15, 2008, 05:28:56 PM »

benchmstr · « **Reply #2 on:** April 15, 2008, 06:28:17 PM »

new motorcycle helmet.

bench

Kegdrainer · « **Reply #3 on:** April 15, 2008, 06:29:29 PM »

$600 worth of AMERICAN cow for my freezer.

triple_pickle · « **Reply #4 on:** April 15, 2008, 06:30:10 PM »

american-bred local hookers

JOCKTHEGLIDE · « **Reply #5 on:** April 15, 2008, 06:31:02 PM »

you guys must be doing something wrong im getting 3600 dollars in sept time frame....not the 600 dollars.....

mass 04 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 15, 2008, 06:32:38 PM »

MuscleTech.

technokc · « **Reply #7 on:** April 15, 2008, 06:34:04 PM »

Guess I'm not helping the economy much, me and my girl is taking that to ireland for vacation, probably going to use it all on this:

Kegdrainer · « **Reply #8 on:** April 15, 2008, 06:34:12 PM »

Quote from: JOCKTHEGLIDE on April 15, 2008, 06:31:02 PM

you guys must be doing something wrong im getting 3600 dollars in sept time frame....not the 600 dollars.....

what do you have 8 kids?

triple_pickle · « **Reply #9 on:** April 15, 2008, 06:40:50 PM »

Quote from: Kegdrainer on April 15, 2008, 06:34:12 PM

what do you have 8 kids?

brutal math skills

SS · « **Reply #10 on:** April 15, 2008, 06:43:52 PM »

I will be buying an once of nose candy selling half to cover the cost and then snort the rest of of strippers asses

The Coach · « **Reply #11 on:** April 15, 2008, 06:47:44 PM »

Quote from: technokc on April 15, 2008, 06:34:04 PM

Guess I'm not helping the economy much, me and my girl is taking that to ireland for vacation, probably going to use it all on this:

She wouldn't you let smell her for $600.00

MB_722 · « **Reply #12 on:** April 15, 2008, 06:49:06 PM »

Quote from: technokc on April 15, 2008, 06:34:04 PM

Guess I'm not helping the economy much, me and my girl is taking that to ireland for vacation, probably going to use it all on this:

I'd like some guiness right now.

technokc · « **Reply #13 on:** April 15, 2008, 06:49:56 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on April 15, 2008, 06:47:44 PM

She wouldn't you let smell her for $600.00

Honestly if I had a choice of spending 600 dollars on her or beer, I'd think I'd choose beer. . . until I was drunk, then I'd be fuckin' pissed that I chose beer over some fine kooch.

TheTerrifyer · « **Reply #14 on:** April 15, 2008, 06:51:31 PM »

Mine's probably just going to go in the old mutual funds. I'm not smart enough for the stock market, but I can pretend like I'm investing.

Busted · « **Reply #15 on:** April 15, 2008, 06:52:29 PM »

Oh come on some of you are gonna pay Derek Anthony for his gay sex shows!!

Spoony Luv · « **Reply #16 on:** April 15, 2008, 06:56:54 PM »

With my $600, i will purchase 5 minutes(1 step) worth of Bethany H's 1 hour online video of "How to get paid and rule the world in 12 easy steps"

SAMSON123 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 15, 2008, 07:40:24 PM »

THE WAY THE US DOLLAR IS FALLING YOU BETTER TAKE YOUR 600 DOLLARS OR WHATEVER DOLLAR AMOUNT AND BUY EUROS. EVERY MINUTE A DOLLAR SITS IN YOUR HAND IT LOSES VALUE.