Bwahahaha!!! You're lending credibility to a story we all thought was a figment of Block's imagination! Are we talking about a guy who's raising his kids by text messages: "Shehnanayqua, don' be backtalkin' yo' mama! Love, Papa"
"Dashaun, eat your vegetables and stay in (nursery) school!"
Hmmm...note to self...possible fodder for top ten list.