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El Diablo Blanco

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Musclephone jokes are not funny
« on: April 17, 2008, 07:03:30 AM »
It seems that most of you little Eddie Murphy wannabes think your musclephone jokes are funny but I've got a newsflash for you.  They aren't.

So move on little comedians and try a different career.
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Re: Musclephone jokes are not funny
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2008, 07:06:11 AM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on April 17, 2008, 07:03:30 AM
It seems that most of you little Eddie Murphy wannabes think your musclephone jokes are funny but I've got a newsflash for you.  They aren't.

So move on little comedians and try a different career.

great tip!

THANKS MUSCLEPHONE MON_OF_STEELE!  ;D ;)
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Re: Musclephone jokes are not funny
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2008, 07:20:00 AM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on April 17, 2008, 07:03:30 AM
It seems that most of you little Eddie Murphy wannabes think your musclephone jokes are funny but I've got a newsflash for you.  They aren't.

So move on little comedians and try a different career.

Old news.  I got that from MusclephoneTM two days ago.  ::)


Thanks, Musclephone!  :D
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Re: Musclephone jokes are not funny
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2008, 07:57:29 AM »
Don't miss "The Making of MusclePhone" on MTV tonight at 8pm CT!
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Re: Musclephone jokes are not funny
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2008, 07:59:34 AM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on April 17, 2008, 07:03:30 AM
It seems that most of you little Eddie Murphy wannabes think your musclephone jokes are funny but I've got a newsflash for you.  They aren't.

So move on little comedians and try a different career.



thanks a lot for the update, Mon of steele. I owe it to the indispensable Musclephone.



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Re: Musclephone jokes are not funny
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2008, 07:59:48 AM »
Quote from: thisiskeith12 on April 17, 2008, 07:57:29 AM
Don't miss "The Making of MusclePhone" on MTV tonight at 8pm CT!
I'm watching
E! True Hollywood Story: MusclePhoneTM
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Re: Musclephone jokes are not funny
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2008, 08:00:49 AM »
Quote from: thisiskeith12 on April 17, 2008, 07:57:29 AM
Don't miss "The Making of MusclePhone" on MTV tonight at 8pm CT!
Is that before or after True Life:  I'm addicted to MusclePhone?
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Re: Musclephone jokes are not funny
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2008, 08:01:08 AM »
I can't wait for the vh1 special,
"Behind the music-musclephone"
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Re: Musclephone jokes are not funny
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2008, 08:02:26 AM »
Quote from: bigkid on April 17, 2008, 08:00:49 AM
Is that before or after True Life:  I'm addicted to MusclePhone?

Not sure, but USA is having a MusclePhone marathon tomorrow! Today it's Pacific Blue all day  :(
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Re: Musclephone jokes are not funny
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2008, 08:03:40 AM »
Quote from: thisiskeith12 on April 17, 2008, 08:02:26 AM
Not sure, but USA is having a MusclePhone marathon tomorrow! Today it's Pacific Blue all day  :(
I think Lifetime bumped Golden Girls and Unsolved Mysteries for a MusclePhoneathon.
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Re: Musclephone jokes are not funny
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2008, 08:12:41 AM »
Tonight the History channel is showing a biography of the musclephone.
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Re: Musclephone jokes are not funny
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2008, 08:14:31 AM »
Quote from: mass 04 on April 17, 2008, 08:03:40 AM
I think Lifetime bumped Golden Girls and Unsolved Mysteries for a MusclePhoneathon.



lol....I set my TiVo to record it tonight @ 9C/8p on lifetimetv. check your local listings
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Re: Musclephone jokes are not funny
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2008, 08:18:35 AM »
Quote from: The_Punisher on April 17, 2008, 08:14:31 AM


lol....I set my TiVo to record it tonight @ 9C/8p on lifetimetv. check your local listings

My DVR can only record two shows at one time.... DAMMIT!
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Re: Musclephone jokes are not funny
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2008, 08:25:08 AM »

Messages from MusclePhone are 1264% more effective than any other text message you'll ever receive. 

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Re: Musclephone jokes are not funny
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2008, 08:25:22 AM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on April 17, 2008, 07:03:30 AM
It seems that most of you little Eddie Murphy wannabes think your musclephone jokes are funny but I've got a newsflash for you.  They aren't.

So move on little comedians and try a different career.

Musclephone told me that you need a new username.
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Re: Musclephone jokes are not funny
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2008, 08:26:55 AM »
CNN reported the pope had to stop in the middle of his mass to get the latest info on the Vatican City bodybuilding scene.
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Re: Musclephone jokes are not funny
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2008, 08:55:38 AM »
Quote from: mass 04 on April 17, 2008, 08:26:55 AM
CNN reported the pope had to stop in the middle of his mass to get the latest info on the Vatican City bodybuilding scene.




lol....hahaha.....oh shit, that's why I saw a big smile on his face right after he resumed the mass. The Pope insist that Musclephone  be shrined in Vatican as the  new Medium to keep all the Priest in touch. oh, the marvelous wonders of Musclephone
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Re: Musclephone jokes are not funny
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2008, 08:59:05 AM »
Quote from: mass 04 on April 17, 2008, 08:26:55 AM
CNN reported the pope had to stop in the middle of his mass to get the latest info on the Vatican City bodybuilding scene.

I thought that MusclephoneTM was not available outside the US?  If we let other countries get the MusclePhone, we could lose our status as the world's superpower.  Hopefully, this was just a one-time exception for the Pope.
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Re: Musclephone jokes are not funny
« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2008, 09:00:19 AM »
Quote from: G o a t b o y on April 17, 2008, 08:59:05 AM
I thought that MusclephoneTM was not available outside the US?  If we let other countries get the MusclePhone, we could lose our status as the world's superpower.  Hopefully, this was just a one-time exception for the Pope.
Lift agreed to provide the pope MusclePhone service if the pope agreed to guest pose at the NY Pro.
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Re: Musclephone jokes are not funny
« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2008, 04:12:31 PM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on April 17, 2008, 07:03:30 AM
It seems that most of you little Eddie Murphy wannabes think your musclephone jokes are funny but I've got a newsflash for you.  They aren't.

So move on little comedians and try a different career.
How much did Ike pay you to post this? Hmm?

 MusclePhone: Continuing to break the Space/Time continuim and defy all laws of physics.

 Thanks, MusclePhone!
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Re: Musclephone jokes are not funny
« Reply #20 on: April 17, 2008, 04:27:10 PM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on April 17, 2008, 07:03:30 AM
It seems that most of you little Eddie Murphy wannabes think your musclephone jokes are funny but I've got a newsflash for you.  They aren't.

So move on little comedians and try a different career.



Meltdown! take your ass out of the fire, Mon of weed.
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Re: Musclephone jokes are not funny
« Reply #21 on: April 17, 2008, 05:08:12 PM »
Quote from: TheBlockHead on April 17, 2008, 04:12:31 PM
How much long did Ike pay blow you to post this? Hmm?

 MusclePhone: Continuing to break the Space/Time continuim and defy all laws of physics.

 Thanks, MusclePhone!


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Re: Musclephone jokes are not funny
« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2008, 12:30:31 AM »
Quote from: Tre on April 17, 2008, 08:25:08 AM
Messages from MusclePhone are 1264% more effective than any other text message you'll ever receive. 

Mythbusters will be testing that theory in their next episode.
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Re: Musclephone jokes are not funny
« Reply #23 on: April 18, 2008, 01:01:40 AM »
Muscle Phone cured my jock Itch! Thanks MP!
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Re: Musclephone jokes are not funny
« Reply #24 on: April 18, 2008, 01:54:41 AM »
i just got an alert about this thread on Musclephone
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