he has to beat me on SIZE AND CONDITION.
Still a hollow threat using your account...we all know that you'll just come back as someone else, and you will post twice as much so you get all your 20k posts, plus your 12k as "sarcasm" back. Not including the ones you posted as Mirz.
For size, we would have to see pics...but it's a message board, who the fuck cares?
For condition, all he has to do is cut back on his Frito Lay potato chip intake for a day and he's a lock.