Anyways (and I've not read your dream thread on the Girly Board I'm banned from), last night I think I had the weirdest dream I've ever had.
I've not been sleeping that well lately and it's a Full Moon Scorpio Moon tomorrow and I've just finished reading Pride and Predjudice and have the last chapter of Sense and Sensibility to go tonight, I've been reading a book every few days.
So, last night I dreamed that I had this most wonderful penis, I held it in my two hands and wondered at it. Trouble was, I shortly realised that it wasn't joined to anything, it was just a throbbing cock. it was kinda beautiful, I remember exactly what it looked like and how it felt. There was no blood, it was just a ...
I then put it down beside me and looked at again and admired its beauty.
Then I woke up in a panic at 3am saying: I've ruined his life, I cut it off.
Closest I've ever come to a nightmare, honest!
Went back to my Jane Austen novel at 3:30, slept at 7 and got up today at 11.
I'll probably sleep well (or like a log) tonight.
xL