well you do fit the bill
Only you could turn that gay, "Benson"
Your gayness is obvious to all, "Gomer"
I just asked, and your wife disagrees.
I'm not married. Stop pretending your sister is my wife.
Oops, it was your mom.......she won't let me give her the steamer now.......
sorry, mom isn't interested in dumb, ugly rednecks with obvious inbred features guess you'll have to stick to plowing your sister, "Opie"
She was screaming "Aye carumba" over and over last night.......then I realized I was plowing her ass, tell your pops she needs help wiping, she leaks now.
Pipe down you 98 pound Puerto Rican bottom twink.
let me guess, you two f@ggots like to spoon after butt sex
Is that how you and your dad do it?