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What excuses will LUNCHTREY Brewer use...
« on: April 20, 2008, 10:17:33 AM »

                                       ...to not compete at the Jr.Nationals?

 It isn't like he will have a press conference over the 10:00 News on Channel 7 anytime soon but we can clearly see it in the making by Dan Stuckard, B$N and the forces behind Team BREWER.

 Now before the supporters chime in to attack me I ask you to hear me out.

 I seen alot in the bodybuilding world. I've seen some amazing things happen with little tricks in their nutrient or water manipulation over the course of a day or two. I've seen the impossible become possible. I'm actually a Trey fan. The times I spoke to him he's always been a cool kid. Reserved and a little bashful and very humble. He's definitely a true genetic freak. He has tons of potential to bring back the era of when the MASS MONSTERS ruled the world.

 HOWEVER...

 The pictures we see here at Getbig.com clearly show he looks 16 weeks out -vs- 8 weeks out from Jr Nationals. I guesstimate he has about 40-50lbs to lose which is about 4-5lbs a week of pure bodyfat loss. Can that be done? The only way I can see it happeneing is if he goes on a 300g/protein, 40g of fats, ZERO carbohydrate diet with 120-180 minutes of cardio everyday up until the show on top of mega dosages of T-3 and clenbuterol.

  He is using Jr Nationals to prep for a PRO-qualifier. It really may not matter but his National Qualified status is comming to an end soon. My question is will Team Trey use the recycleable "influenza'' or "food poisioning" excuse or will they be honest and just say that he wasn't ready, we got him too fat and we grossly miscalculated. Period.

 What excuses do we see BREWing?

 Discuss!
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Re: What excuses will LUNCHTREY Brewer use...
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2008, 10:20:22 AM »
Breakfast, lunch and dinner Trey Brewery.

He needs to adress his back acne.. I don't see how it's possible to lose that much in such a short time frame.. How will he inject insulin if he keeps carbs that low?

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Re: What excuses will LUNCHTREY Brewer use...
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2008, 10:25:26 AM »
Breakfast, lunch and dinner Trey Brewery.

He needs to adress his back acne.. I don't see how it's possible to lose that much in such a short time frame.. How will he inject insulin if he keeps carbs that low?
LOL!

 Good point. I can't see this kid eating something to keep him in a non-fat burning enviorment. Carbohydrates release insulin. When insulin is present in the bloodstream fat can't be spent as fuel.

 I hope Dave takes over and dials him in.
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Re: What excuses will LUNCHTREY Brewer use...
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2008, 10:26:27 AM »
This thread needs pics to illustrate just how horrible Trey looks.
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Re: What excuses will LUNCHTREY Brewer use...
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2008, 10:27:13 AM »
This thread needs pics to illustrate just how horrible Trey looks.
Here is one...
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Re: What excuses will LUNCHTREY Brewer use...
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2008, 10:30:07 AM »

 The fat around the lower glutes and lower back is hard to lose without MEGA DOSING. I don't think B$N's 'AtroPhex' works that well.  :-\
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Re: What excuses will LUNCHTREY Brewer use...
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2008, 10:31:54 AM »
He will say that he was a last minute replacement.
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Re: What excuses will LUNCHTREY Brewer use...
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2008, 10:33:51 AM »
He will say that he was a last minute replacement.
Okay. Maybe. I still say he'll use a mild injury or food poisioning a week or two out.
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Re: What excuses will LUNCHTREY Brewer use...
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2008, 10:33:55 AM »
The fat around the lower glutes and lower back is hard to lose without MEGA DOSING. I don't think B$N's 'AtroPhex' works that well.  :-\

That's awful. Why does he get so much attention on the internet anyway? He looks like shit.

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Re: What excuses will LUNCHTREY Brewer use...
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2008, 10:34:43 AM »
That's awful. Why does he get so much attention on the internet anyway? He looks like shit.



He's a barely legal freak thats why.

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Re: What excuses will LUNCHTREY Brewer use...
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2008, 10:36:57 AM »
He's a barely legal freak thats why.

Lol, his build is shit though. I saw him onstage and he has big legs, but he will ever amount to shit imo. To show up for a guestposing looking like that is ridiculous, even Shawn Ray shows up in better shape than that :P
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Re: What excuses will LUNCHTREY Brewer use...
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2008, 10:37:46 AM »
Lol, his build is shit though. I saw him onstage and he has big legs, but he will ever amount to shit imo. To show up for a guestposing looking like that is ridiculous, even Shawn Ray shows up in better shape than that :P

I think he was contracted to do it, because of BSN.

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Re: What excuses will LUNCHTREY Brewer use...
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2008, 10:39:41 AM »
He's a barely legal freak thats why.

Funny thing is, MD used to brag about not selling out by posting pictures of half-naked women like MUSCLEMAG does, and then they went ahead and did that.
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Re: What excuses will LUNCHTREY Brewer use...
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2008, 10:40:27 AM »
I think he was contracted to do it, because of BSN.

That makes it even worse. If you are representing your employer you should show them respect as well as the people who bought tickets.
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Re: What excuses will LUNCHTREY Brewer use...
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2008, 10:42:15 AM »
That makes it even worse. If you are representing your employer you should show them respect as well as the people who bought tickets.

Showing up to a guestposing for your sponsor (a contest named after Ronnie Coleman, no less!) with bacne that bad, is the equivalent of giving a presentation to your company's top management wearing a t-shirt that says "I fuck on the first date."

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Re: What excuses will LUNCHTREY Brewer use...
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2008, 10:42:28 AM »
Here is one...

HAHAHAH "Hey lardass, chow down wide load!!!" ;D

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Re: What excuses will LUNCHTREY Brewer use...
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2008, 10:45:18 AM »
Showing up to a guestposing for your sponsor (a contest named after Ronnie Coleman, no less!) with bacne that bad, is the equivalent of giving a presentation to your company's top management wearing a t-shirt that says "I fuck on the first date."

He should be fired. No one is going to see him and buy BSNs products. Well "Noone"(EryanB) from here may buy them, but you know what I mean.
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Re: What excuses will LUNCHTREY Brewer use...
« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2008, 10:48:11 AM »
BSN has a large roster of athletes that they sponsor, even a bicycle rider

you only see Ronnie, Trey and Brandon in the big muscle magazines

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Re: What excuses will LUNCHTREY Brewer use...
« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2008, 11:00:50 AM »
Trey CANNOT use that excuse now.

The world has PRE-called him on such bullshat, so it cannot be done.

If he does, he will reap the wrath of the boards for the rest of his career.

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Re: What excuses will LUNCHTREY Brewer use...
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2008, 11:23:03 AM »
Maybe he will just do the Junior Nats after all, Block!

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Re: What excuses will LUNCHTREY Brewer use...
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2008, 11:24:26 AM »
LOL!

 Good point. I can't see this kid eating something to keep him in a non-fat burning enviorment. Carbohydrates release insulin. When insulin is present in the bloodstream fat can't be spent as fuel.

 I hope Dave takes over and dials him in.
thanks for the info, you genius you..  ::)



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Re: What excuses will LUNCHTREY Brewer use...
« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2008, 11:25:57 AM »
Why doesn't he see a dermatologist for that acne, especially considering his job is to look good half naked. Is he retarded or something?
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Re: What excuses will LUNCHTREY Brewer use...
« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2008, 11:26:06 AM »
Don't expect to hear any news for a few days.  It'll be spun as a positive.

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Re: What excuses will LUNCHTREY Brewer use...
« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2008, 11:27:07 AM »
Don't expect to hear any news for a few days.  It'll be spun as a positive.
trey is doing this show all natural and the bakne isjust a testament to his stellar natural testosterone levels brought upon by a dave palumbo high fat diet.

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Re: What excuses will LUNCHTREY Brewer use...
« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2008, 11:31:38 AM »
Why doesn't he see a dermatologist for that acne, especially considering his job is to look good half naked. Is he retarded or something?

Because in order to completely get rid of it, he'll have to get off all the shit he's on. And when he does that, his contract for being a barely legal freak goes bye-bye.