That's WAY too much information guy...

[Croatch]

Have you ever met someone and within 5 minutes, they've spewed their entire life story on you.
"Yeah, I just got divorced.  My wife was cheating on me with the plumber.  It's ok, I'm bouncing back though." blah, blah
STFU

[Bast000]

no i haven't.

[chaos]

You must have that, "Talk to me, I'm a sensitive man" type of face.

[staynatural]

Sorry, but I don't go out looking for men...

[Matt C]

Have you ever met someone and within 5 minutes, they've spewed their entire life story on you.
"Yeah, I just got divorced.  My wife was cheating on me with the plumber.  It's ok, I'm bouncing back though." blah, blah
STFU

No, but then again, we haven't met yet.

[SirTraps]

[Croatch]

No, but then again, we haven't met yet.

haha, Yeah.  These people always blow me away.  Before even knowing their name, they'll tell my their daughter just got impregnated and their son is in jail for dealing drugs.
a. I don't give a shit
b. Telling someone your life story is a good way of letting that other person know, you're unstable and have no sense of tact

[Matt C]

haha, Yeah.  These people always blow me away.  Before even knowing their name, they'll tell my their daughter just got impregnated and their son is in jail for dealing drugs.
a. I don't give a shit
b. Telling someone your life story is a good way of letting that other person know, you're unstable and have no sense of tact

I agree on both counts, especially (b).

[240 is Back]

Have you ever met someone and within 5 minutes, they've spewed their entire life story on you.
"Yeah, I just got divorced.  My wife was cheating on me with the plumber.  It's ok, I'm bouncing back though." blah, blah
STFU

his wife probably left him for being a sniveling crybaby.

the cool guys are the ones you share a cell with, who are bragging about how they capped the wife/plumber then did the wife's best friend with the bodies still in the trunk.

Now THAT is a man you can RESPECT!

[Croatch]

his wife probably left him for being a sniveling crybaby.

the cool guys are the ones you share a cell with, who are bragging about how they capped the wife/plumber then did the wife's best friend with the bodies still in the trunk.

Now THAT is a man you can RESPECT!

That was just an example, but it's along those lines.
Even worse, the guy you know who tells the same story ALL DAY LONG, to each new face he sees.
Or, "story guy" aka Mother Goose.  These jokers have a story for every occasion.

[candidizzle]

his wife probably left him for being a sniveling crybaby.

the cool guys are the ones you share a cell with, who are bragging about how they capped the wife/plumber then did the wife's best friend with the bodies still in the trunk.
Now THAT is a man you can RESPECT!

i dont understadn that.  if a bitch cheats on you, then fuck that bitch..shes not worth your time.. why shoot her?

and the dude? well how can you blame the dud? she most likely didnt let him know, and if he dont know you then whats your beef with him??

i say, slap the hoe and telll the dude shes got std's and then just leave

fuck that murdering shit, fuckin up my life over some stupid bitch

[Brutal_1]

Have you ever met someone and within 5 minutes, they've spewed their entire life story on you.
"Yeah, I just got divorced.  My wife was cheating on me with the plumber.  It's ok, I'm bouncing back though." blah, blah
STFU

Your curse is that you're too nice 

You're obviously courteous enough to listen and not brush him off or walk away, you'd rather take the hit and get annoyed than offend him 

  No worries though, I have the same problem...

[gordiano]

i dont understadn that.  if a bitch cheats on you, then fuck that bitch..shes not worth your time.. why shoot her?

and the dude? well how can you blame the dud? she most likely didnt let him know, and if he dont know you then whats your beef with him??

i say, slap the hoe and telll the dude shes got std's and then just leave

fuck that murdering shit, fuckin up my life over some stupid bitch

Exactly. NO woman is worth your freedom......plenty of pussy out there....

[arce377]

[Croatch]

i dont understadn that.  if a bitch cheats on you, then fuck that bitch..shes not worth your time.. why shoot her?

and the dude? well how can you blame the dud? she most likely didnt let him know, and if he dont know you then whats your beef with him??

i say, slap the hoe and telll the dude shes got std's and then just leave

fuck that murdering shit, fuckin up my life over some stupid bitch

That's only if you get caught.  Sometimes you have to keep it real.
I agree though.

[jetpower]

Getting my license renewed at the DMV. Sitting in the waiting area. White trash guy next to me starts chatting.

Says something along these lines (I do not remember exact details): he's getting his license again because it was revoked so he can't ride his motorcycle anymore and he just got out of jail but is not sure if he still has five warrants out for him or not and has to go to the police department later that day to find out. omg. 

...I'm like: "good luck", now get away from me.

[Croatch]

Getting my license renewed at the DMV. Sitting in the waiting area. White trash guy next to me starts chatting.

Says something along these lines (I do not remember exact details): he's getting his license again because it was revoked so he can't ride his motorcycle anymore and he just got out of jail but is not sure if he still has five warrants out for him or not and has to go to the police department later that day to find out. omg. 

...I'm like: "good luck", now get away from me.

Strange, I remember some clown talking to me at the dmv a few years ago.  Yes, we're all waiting on a long ass line...it blows, no shit.   The sad thing about most people who spew personal information to complete strangers, is they really don't know how idiotic they appear.

[gordiano]

There used to be this old guy at my old gym, who used to harass everyone.  It was funny, he would literally follow people around the gym, as he talked and talked.....guy couldn't take a hint. I was probably the only one who actually listened to him. To be honest, I figured he was probably lonely, so what the hell. Maybe he feelt good having someone listen to his ramblings....

[Hedgehog]

no i haven't.

you know what they say...

If you can't spot the sucker...

[Mars]

[IFBBwannaB]

you know what they say...

If you can't spot the sucker...

Arent you supposed to moderate this shit? This thread is SO useless, WTF its still doing in the main forum?!

[thisiskeith12]

I hate everytime you get on a plane the person next to you wants to know everything you're doing and then tell you about everything they are doing.

I try to be the best asshole I can be.

[gordiano]

I hate everytime you get on a plane the person next to you wants to know everything you're doing and then tell you about everything they are doing.

I try to be the best asshole I can be.

Next time you're on a plane, tell the person sitting next to you that you cannot chat with them, as you're awaiting a very important (life or death) message from Muscle Phone. That always works for me. Thanks MP!