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Penis theft panic hits city-Reuters News
« on: April 23, 2008, 11:21:03 AM »
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KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN231...

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Re: Penis theft panic hits city-Reuters News
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2008, 11:22:44 AM »
Hi sasha.

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Re: Penis theft panic hits city-Reuters News
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2008, 11:24:02 AM »
And yet people still doubt that the average IQ in Africa is 70.  ::)
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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2008, 11:25:11 AM »
maybe they just went swimming?

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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2008, 11:25:54 AM »
I'm thinking this is another Jewish conspiracy, right Matt?  ;D
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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2008, 11:37:56 AM »
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KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN231...
Those white colonials should just accept that they're less endowed and stop beating up the black man!
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« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2008, 11:40:57 AM »
Fucking Africans are barbarians.

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« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2008, 11:43:54 AM »
This will delay Goodrum's pilgramage.

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« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2008, 11:45:30 AM »
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KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN231...


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Re: Penis theft panic hits city-Reuters News
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2008, 11:47:49 AM »
And yet people still doubt that the average IQ in Africa is 70.  ::)

the avg food available in africa is almost nothing
avg living conditions..sad

but then again..i dont feel like giving a nurture nature speech  >:(
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« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2008, 12:02:45 PM »
the avg food available in africa is almost nothing
avg living conditions..sad

but then again..i dont feel like giving a nurture nature speech  >:(

South of the Sahara, they didn't have many rivers. It's why they're less developed and probably not gonna catch up.

That's nature for yeh!

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« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2008, 12:06:15 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2008, 12:17:38 PM »
Reports of so-called penis snatching

They won't recover them.

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« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2008, 06:03:08 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2008, 06:22:19 PM »
And yet people still doubt that the average IQ in Africa is 70.  ::)

Well they did include Goodrum's IQ so that brought it down quite a bit.  But now that he is no longer in the black race that number will go up

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« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2008, 08:30:17 PM »
And yet people still doubt that the average IQ in Africa is 70.  ::)

Hey, that could be said about about 2 billion people who believe a dead man is going come back take away all the evil in this world.  Well, we've been waiting for 2,000 years now, and the clock is still ticking...

How can we criticize what others believe (yes, i agree it is ignorant, but the mind is powerful thing, and witchcraft can f with a ignorant mind)

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Re: Penis theft panic hits city-Reuters News
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2008, 08:37:20 PM »
Penis theft panic hits city-Reuters News

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Hahahaha...let me guess...you googled 'shrinking penis' just for fun!
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« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2008, 08:47:34 PM »
Sounds to have a similar effect to a Pro BB course of Drugs.I think milos wife mentioned it somewhere.

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