who else would i be directing it too, human toothpick? 
so I am a human toothpick here?
I can't speak for others, but I'd rather look like me than everyone else.
Doesn't mean others don't look good.
I think you are practicing reflection, a syndrome where you project misgivings about your own self image onto others
I have never seen a photo of you, but I wish godspeed, anyhow.