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Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« on: April 27, 2008, 03:55:34 AM »


Hahahahah!!11! What a lard arse.

I'm now 98.34567% certain that I could make him tap now.

165lbs with abs > 300lbs+ ex undisputed world champion, mental rapist.
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2008, 03:56:51 AM »
He'd kick my ass.
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2008, 04:13:45 AM »
Fuck he's huge now.

Still wouldn't mess with him though... :D
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2008, 04:29:20 AM »
You blokes are selling yourselves short. Sure he may be a mentally unstable, ex-world champ who could cave your face in with one punch, but has he ever had shredded glutes?

No, I thought not.

I would beat him like a slave, wearing nothing but dreamtan and posing trunks.
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2008, 06:45:06 AM »
Quote from: Purple Aki on April 27, 2008, 04:29:20 AM
You blokes are sell yourselves short. Sure he may be a mentally unstable, ex-world champ who could cave your face in with one punch, but has he ever had shredded glutes?

No, I thought not.

I would beat him like a slave, wearing nothing but dreamtan and posing trunks.
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2008, 06:52:53 AM »
He would still any mother on this board with one blow to their head... no denying.
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2008, 06:54:10 AM »
huge beyond belief.
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2008, 06:55:10 AM »
vertical stripes are 'thinning'
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2008, 06:56:11 AM »
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2008, 07:01:00 AM »
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2008, 07:05:00 AM »
Holy hell hes Huge  ;D
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2008, 07:19:49 AM »
Quote from: spinnis on April 27, 2008, 07:05:00 AM
Holy hell hes Huge  ;D

Yep, but he could probably still kick the shit out of 99.9999% of men on this planet so I'm gonna have to give him the benefit of the doubt.
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2008, 07:20:55 AM »
Quote from: BigJ on April 27, 2008, 07:19:49 AM
Yep, but he could probably still kick the shit out of 99.9999% of men on this planet so I'm gonna have to give him the benefit of the doubt.

I agree, His punch is probably harder now with all that weight behind it.. God damnit lol
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2008, 09:51:42 AM »
Fried chicken, catfish and malt liquor are very high in calories.
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2008, 09:53:51 AM »
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2008, 10:03:19 AM »
i'm thinking he's not training for a fight right now...
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2008, 10:08:43 AM »
Quote from: Purple Aki on April 27, 2008, 03:55:34 AM


Hahahahah!!11! What a lard arse.

I'm now 98.34567% certain that I could make him tap now.

165lbs with abs > 300lbs+ ex undisputed world champion, mental rapist.

Are u sure thats him btw?



Looks alot taller then Tyson,
And lol the back of the head doesn´t look like him either  ;D
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2008, 10:09:24 AM »
Quote from: Purple Aki on April 27, 2008, 03:55:34 AM


Hahahahah!!11! What a lard arse.

I'm now 98.34567% certain that I could make him tap now.

165lbs with abs > 300lbs+ ex undisputed world champion, mental rapist.


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Purple Aki

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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2008, 10:14:12 AM »
Quote from: spinnis on April 27, 2008, 10:08:43 AM
Are u sure thats him btw?



Looks alot taller then Tyson,
And lol the back of the head doesn´t look like him either  ;D

It's definitely him. In the second picture, notice how his rape targeting system has locked on to the girl in front of hims ass.
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2008, 10:15:32 AM »
that's most definitely tyson, unless he has a twin brother with the exact same artistic tastes and has also had a long career in boxing (note the tell tale scar tissue and puffiness around the brow).
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2008, 10:18:39 AM »
I would avoid any eye-contact with him...
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2008, 10:27:20 AM »
  Dude's a walking train wreck.
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2008, 10:34:39 AM »
Quote from: Purple Aki on April 27, 2008, 10:14:12 AM
It's definitely him. In the second picture, notice how his rape targeting system has locked on to the girl in front of hims ass.

rofl :D
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2008, 10:54:44 AM »
Would not want to piss him off.
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Re: Iron Mike Tyson to take up sumo wrestling.
« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2008, 11:08:54 AM »
Quote from: Thealmightyronald on April 27, 2008, 10:54:44 AM
Would not want to piss him off.

Yeah, now you don't know if he is gonna kill you, or kill you and then eat you.
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