It would be an epic.....easily requiring $400 million budget.....
In a galaxy far, far away.....
The story of a man....a young man, struggling through life...making a living stripping, one buck-at-a-time. Trying to find his true calling....his purpose in life (if you will). He's a good guy, he's just a little "different" from the norm.
Every day in our young hero's life has been a struggle....nothing has been handed to him. But one day, out of the blue, he meets the Grapefruit that would change his life- FOREVER!
Finally, he realizes his purpose....to become a professional bber, who fucks grapefruits. But alas, there is a "man" who poses as his friend, but looks to destroy our heroes' Hershey tunnel of gay pleasure. The villain, known as "Blekman" the schmoe, is 125 lb beast, full of lust for professional bbers.
"Blekman" is not your average schmoe...oh no, he doesn't just buy muscle worship sessions, or videos. He owns/runs a bbing mag, and uses it to lure young and old bbers, to do as he pleases with them....all in exchange for "exposure".
This epic is called:
Pulp Friction