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Dballn247

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Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
« Reply #25 on: April 27, 2008, 01:23:08 PM »
He's like a 1 legged man in an ass kicking contest!!!  Oop's gave him too much credit. ;D
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Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
« Reply #26 on: April 27, 2008, 01:23:28 PM »
Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 27, 2008, 01:21:48 PM
The guy has a 41-3 wrestling record.  That means that 41 people people thought the same thing and got their asses handed to them. 

He may actually do well in MMA.  I'm sure some promotion will allow him

It's an entirely different thing wrestling somebody or kicking and hitting somebody who has no fists.
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Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2008, 01:24:58 PM »
I don't think any athletic commission would allow him to fight.
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Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
« Reply #28 on: April 27, 2008, 01:25:02 PM »
Quote from: danielson on April 27, 2008, 01:22:59 PM
How is he going to strike Vince? The other guy would just get a running start and kick him out of the ring.
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Vince G, CSN MFT

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Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
« Reply #29 on: April 27, 2008, 01:25:46 PM »
Quote from: danielson on April 27, 2008, 01:22:59 PM
How is he going to strike Vince? The other guy would just get a running start and kick him out of the ring.


You can't throw kicks to the head when the opponent is on the ground. 
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Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
« Reply #30 on: April 27, 2008, 01:25:57 PM »
Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 27, 2008, 01:21:48 PM
The guy has a 41-2 wrestling record.  That means that 41 people people thought the same thing and got their asses handed to them. 

He may actually do well in MMA.  I'm sure some promotion will allow him
We have estabilished that he probably did well in wrestling. MMA is another story. How is he possibly going to submit or strike a person?
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Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
« Reply #31 on: April 27, 2008, 01:27:16 PM »
Quote from: Stark on April 27, 2008, 01:23:28 PM
It's an entirely different thing wrestling somebody or kicking and hitting somebody who has no fists.

No entirely, those stumps of his could problably do some damage if he was to get him down the right way
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Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2008, 01:27:21 PM »
Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 27, 2008, 01:25:46 PM

You can't throw kicks to the head when the opponent is on the ground. 
You can throw fists, you munkeybutt.
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Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
« Reply #33 on: April 27, 2008, 01:28:13 PM »
Quote from: chaos on April 27, 2008, 01:27:21 PM
You can throw fists, you munkeybutt.

And he could block
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Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
« Reply #34 on: April 27, 2008, 01:28:34 PM »
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Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
« Reply #35 on: April 27, 2008, 01:30:27 PM »
Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 27, 2008, 01:25:46 PM

You can't throw kicks to the head when the opponent is on the ground. 

Shit, in Vale Tudo you can. You can also stomp.  He'd be dismantled plain and simple.  He could probably still beat you tho.  As much as you have defended him, I can see that you have already accepted defeat from a gimp.
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Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
« Reply #36 on: April 27, 2008, 01:32:12 PM »
Quote from: Dballn247 on April 27, 2008, 01:30:27 PM
Shit, in Vale Tudo you can. You can also stomp.  He'd be dismantled plain and simple.  He could probably still beat you tho.  As much as you have defended him, I can see that you have already accepted defeat from a gimp.
Fuck it, lets just sign to play baseball while we have all these high aspiriation for this guy. His on base percentage would be 1.000. Couldn't get to 2nd base, but would show alot of "heart" trying to.
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Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
« Reply #37 on: April 27, 2008, 01:35:54 PM »
Quote from: Dballn247 on April 27, 2008, 01:30:27 PM
Shit, in Vale Tudo you can. You can also stomp.  He'd be dismantled plain and simple.  He could probably still beat you tho.  As much as you have defended him, I can see that you have already accepted defeat from a gimp.


Well, they don't call it sports entertainment for nothing.  A promotion will eventually let him fight
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Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
« Reply #38 on: April 27, 2008, 01:37:13 PM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on April 27, 2008, 01:32:12 PM
Fuck it, lets just sign to play baseball while we have all these high aspiriation for this guy. His on base percentage would be 1.000. Couldn't get to 2nd base, but would show alot of "heart" trying to.

Do you need a hug princess?
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Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
« Reply #39 on: April 27, 2008, 01:38:15 PM »
Isn't this the guy that drove Joe Riggs crazy cause he kept pinning him?
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Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
« Reply #40 on: April 27, 2008, 01:38:47 PM »


he moonlights as a coffee table
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Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
« Reply #41 on: April 27, 2008, 01:53:28 PM »

Did you guys see that thick-ass little chick on CSI last week?  She was wearing red PVC and performing onstage in a nightclub.  Baby girl had BACK!
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Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
« Reply #42 on: April 27, 2008, 01:56:59 PM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on April 27, 2008, 01:38:47 PM


he moonlights as a coffee table
hahaha that made me lol hard  ;D
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Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
« Reply #43 on: April 27, 2008, 01:58:17 PM »
I saw this kid on some show, I think it was dateline or something. He is supposedly a excellent wrestler. Kids got heart, thats for sure.
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Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
« Reply #44 on: April 27, 2008, 02:31:51 PM »
Quote from: danielson on April 27, 2008, 01:22:59 PM
How is he going to strike Vince? The other guy would just get a running start and kick him out of the ring.
ROFL 

/aisle seat, please
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Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
« Reply #45 on: April 27, 2008, 02:36:58 PM »
how can he have a 42-2 record in wrestling?
how can he wrestle at all?
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Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
« Reply #46 on: April 27, 2008, 04:15:59 PM »
Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 27, 2008, 01:28:13 PM
And he could block
he can't cover his face, his stumps aren't long enough.
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Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
« Reply #47 on: April 27, 2008, 04:29:33 PM »
Quote from: chaos on April 27, 2008, 04:15:59 PM
he can't cover his face, his stumps aren't long enough.
His only joints he can use are his shoulders and hips. He basically has 1/3 the usable joints that other fighters would have.
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Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
« Reply #48 on: April 27, 2008, 06:22:56 PM »
Quote from: Tre on April 27, 2008, 01:53:28 PM
Did you guys see that thick-ass little chick on CSI last week?  She was wearing red PVC and performing onstage in a nightclub.  Baby girl had BACK!
useless without pics...
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Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
« Reply #49 on: April 27, 2008, 07:43:25 PM »
I wrestled in high school and had to wrestle a kid with fake legs
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