Make sure to say No Homo whilst peeing:
hahahhaa
true story
this excat same thing happen at my high school after one of my p.e. classes. little nerdy dude talked shit to this gangster and the kid walked up to the nerd and knocked him out,,, then started laughing and dropped his pants and started pissing all over the kid.

every day from then on out every body would say "damn, it smells like piss" whenever the kid would walk by