TOP TEN TRADEMARKED COLORS
1. "VICTOR MARTINEZ BLUE" - When your walls deserve the best, but have to settle for second.
2. "TRAILER PARK YELLOW" - That faded shade of sun-worn, 30-year old paint, usually seen in Missouri trailer parks, but also used to indicate an unreasonable fear of an online nemesis.
3. "VINCE GOODRUM PINK" - The burgeoning anal tissue innards of a MySpace partner that explodes when rubbed with bee-pollen coated penile tissue.
4. "KAI GREEN" - The color of money received for the artificial insemination of a grapefruit or other degrading gay-for-pay act.
5. "BLECHMAN PURPLE" - His metrosexuality is defined by the sexually ambiguous color of both his favorite Cabernet Sauvignon and his penchant for Barney the Dinosaur memorabilia.
6. "BIG NATION BLACKBALL" - The repeated and swift unsuccessful brushes of a paint by the triumvirate of PBW, AMI, and MUSCLETECH to wipe BIG NATION off the map by threatening potential guests and paying off others.
7. "GRAPEFRUIT ORANGE" - The process of Mullerian Mimicry in which a grapefruit is able to disguise itself as an orange in the presence of down-on-their-luck bodybuiders.
8. "WHITE HOPE" - The collaborative efforts of the industry to keep the Mr. Olympia title in "marketable" hands by "any means possible".
9. "RED RUM" - The color of a certain jail cell or two in the Clark County Detention Center.
10. "HULK GREEN" - The misdirected jealousy of a former bodybuilder-turned-failed-actor towards a Governor but taken out on his brother.
