F-the Wizards!!! F-Pappa Johns!!! and F- DeShawn Stephenson!!! GO CAVS
You've called. You've commented. You want to know exactly how to get your 23-cent Papa John's pizza on Thursday.
Huddle up, team. Here are the official rules for what will likely be noted in Cleveland history as The-Great-23-Cent-Pizza-Day (aka The-Day-None-of-Us-Could-Stop-Talking-About):
1. All 40 Greater Cleveland locations are participating, from Mansfield to Painesville to Uhrichsville (it's south of Canton; we looked it up). Youngstown and Toledo locations also are in on the deal.
2. Hours are 11 a.m. to 10 p.m.
3. You're limited to one pizza per person.
4. It's carryout only. No internet orders, but phone calls are fine.
5. You get one topping on your large pizza. That means you can have sausage or pepperoni, people, not both.
Papa John's promises they've ordered "massive amounts" of extra food to satisfy the demand.
"Crazy-busy," a Westlake employee predicted.
Um, you think?
Make sure your pizza game plan includes comfy shoes; there's bound to be a wait