Ever Done A Dump That Wouldnt Flush?

[Simple Carbs]

I do it all the time. I hate when that happens. Getting a spoon out and having to mash up the poo until it is able to flush. and then when you pull the spoon out little bits of poo fall on the floor and you have to clean that up as well.

[Nordic Superman]

I prefer to use a fork or the girlfriends tooth brush.

[Simple Carbs]

I prefer to use a fork or the girlfriends tooth brush.

The whole poo mash is rather undignifying... They need to make a toilet bowl that is able to take the girth of my poos. Although my length is plentiful, I think it is the girth that is the biggest issue.

[Mars]

i think they should shot every girl that poos.

[Simple Carbs]

i think they should shot every girl that poos.

Girls don't poo.
They wee, but no poos.

[Stark]

Girls don't poo.
They wee, but no poos.

did you know they have 3 holes? One for pee one for poo and one for sex? Creeped the hell out of me
first time I found out.

[lovemonkey]

did you know they have 3 holes? One for pee one for poo and one for sex? Creeped the hell out of me
first time I found out.

German pussy.

[~flower~]

The whole poo mash is rather undignifying... They need to make a toilet bowl that is able to take the girth of my poos. Although my length is plentiful, I think it is the girth that is the biggest issue.

  maybe try some butt kegals and tighten up your asshole for smaller girthed poos

   

[Mark Kerr]

  maybe try some butt kegals and tighten up your asshole for smaller girthed poos

   

Sounds like the guy that started this thread takes it up the rear end.

What a homo.

[emn1964]

Sounds like the guy that started this thread takes it up the rear end.

What a homo.

hahahahaha...are you saying that there's an unnatural reason that "SimpleCarbs" asshole is stretched out?

[onlyme]

I do it all the time. I hate when that happens. Getting a spoon out and having to mash up the poo until it is able to flush. and then when you pull the spoon out little bits of poo fall on the floor and you have to clean that up as well.

Well it sounds like you use your ass for something other than taking a shit with, hence you huge "poos".  This is a subject you might want to discuss with Goodrum.  He is our resident "poo-pusher" and could help you.  He invented something he calls a "Magic Stick" to help with his poo-problem.

[Special Ed]

No need to get eating utensils involved. Wrap your pimp hand in about 5 layers of toilet paper and just give it a hard punch. Wash thoroughly or forgo washing and shake hands with someone you despise.

[Mark Kerr]

hahahahaha...are you saying that there's an unnatural reason that "SimpleCarbs" asshole is stretched out?

It sure does sound that way. Dude takes it up ass!

[Stark]

No need to get eating utensils involved. Wrap your pimp hand in about 5 layers of toilet paper and just give it a hard punch. Wash thoroughly or forgo washing and shake hands with someone you despise.

you sound experience

[thelamefalsehood]

did you know they have 3 holes? One for pee one for poo and one for sex? Creeped the hell out of me
first time I found out.

Oh, man, I know. I only found out like 5 years ago and I'm in my 30's My wife had to how me, freaked me out a little. I wonder how many guys out there don't know about the ole pee hole

[Stark]

Oh, man, I know. I only found out like 5 years ago and I'm in my 30's My wife had to how me, freaked me out a little. I wonder how many guys out there don't know about the ole pee hole

hahah

me: BUUULLLSHITTTT
she: 
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[Tre]

LOL @ Stark!!!

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The shits that won't flush are now called 'Hillary Clintons'. 

[spinnis]

Stella is it true that "you" girls have 1 pee hole on sex hole and poo hole?
Please say it ain't true.

Did you think the fucking Pee came out of a hole that you can fit your dick in?

[Stark]

Did you think the fucking Pee came out of a hole that you can fit your dick in?

why not?

[Special Ed]

Did you think the fucking Pee came out of a hole that you can fit your dick in?

Are you saying girls can pee out of their butthole?

[HTexan]

I do it all the time. I hate when that happens. Getting a spoon out and having to mash up the poo until it is able to flush. and then when you pull the spoon out little bits of poo fall on the floor and you have to clean that up as well.

hey SF, is this your new gimmick?

[Simple Carbs]

why not?

I had to google that shit!
I'm nearly 30 and I had no fucking idea 

We piss out our penis, why don't they just piss out their vagina? Why they be greedy and have more holes

And for all the speculation on my sexuality I am straight. I have never had sexual relations with a man.
I put down my extra large sized poos to my high protein diet and supplementing with HMB.

[bigkubby]

gay thread 

[Simple Carbs]

gay thread 

Ok "bad boy bubby" 
We all know what you do with your mother.

[bigkubby]

Ok "bad boy bubby" 
We all know what you do with your mother.

and everybody knows what all the nigs do to yours