Author Topic: I have returned once more!! Like a pheonix from the ahes!!!!!  (Read 1897 times)

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Well good sirs, it seems in my absence many things have changed upon this noble board.  One example of the degradation of this heroic board concerns the fat, little thug once known as caninidate2025.

When I left, this fat little pocked faced boy known as candizzle was suffering with such problems as this:

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from: candidate2025 on July 14, 2007, 06:14:01 PM
well, that is debateable. i would say that i was sent to rehab because of my extreme social anxiety/over thinking/an overwhelming state of self conciousness....which was worsenedd by smoking weed everyday for two years(for me marijuana causes intense paranoia..but only revolving around myself). which i then self medicated with cocaine..to stop being so self concious.      another reason would be my stealing of over 10 thousand dollars from my parents corporate bank account and buying 15 ounces of cocaine over about a month period.

either way...same result.

now it seems, sadly, from the posts I have read, that he has switched his addiction to steroids and the adoration of muscular oiled men clad in thongs.  Is there any hope for this lost child?

What else has changed in my absence?  For I dare only ask this question to the noble and legendary men of the Y, since it seems, the trash and wretched filth run rampant upon the G&O board.

Fear not, for a great cleanisng will soon commence and I will call you all to arms, my fellow warriors and keepers of the Y.  The trash will be smote underneath our great boot like scurring cockroachs.

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Re: I have returned once more!! Like a pheonix from the ahes!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2008, 12:47:11 PM »
It's an honer to make your aquaintance, oh great one.

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Re: I have returned once more!! Like a pheonix from the ahes!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2008, 12:57:36 PM »
It's an honer to make your aquaintance, oh great one.
I have heard much of the great one known as Zaphod, for he has been cast from death to return once more to this great board.  Your work is not done. I will call upon your great power in the coming battle.

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Re: I have returned once more!! Like a pheonix from the ahes!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2008, 01:05:58 PM »
I have heard much of the great one known as Zaphod, for he has been cast from death to return once more to this great board.  Your work is not done. I will call upon your great power in the coming battle.

Hahahah, heads will roll! There's a serious power vacuum that needs addressing.

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« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2008, 01:12:28 PM »
HOly fuck----------Nietsche is back :o

hahahah i love this fuckers writing--------good things to come me thinks ;D ;D ;D

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Re: I have returned once more!! Like a pheonix from the ahes!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2008, 01:14:52 PM »
HOly fuck----------Nietsche is back :o

hahahah i love this fuckers writing--------good things to come me thinks ;D ;D ;D
Your services too will be needed great Beast, for our small band of righteous shall drive the wretched back to the shadows!!!!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2008, 01:19:04 PM »
HOly fuck----------Nietsche is back :o

hahahah i love this fuckers writing--------good things to come me thinks ;D ;D ;D

Things are starting to heat up!  :D

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« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2008, 03:16:56 PM »
Honest to God, when I saw that "perfect zen" douche post today, the first thing I thought about was where Nietzsche was. Interesting that he comes back the same day. Coincidence?

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Re: I have returned once more!! Like a pheonix from the ahes!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2008, 03:52:26 PM »
Honest to God, when I saw that "perfect zen" douche post today, the first thing I thought about was where Nietzsche was. Interesting that he comes back the same day. Coincidence?
Good sir, I can guarantee that I am not "perfect zen".

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« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2008, 03:57:52 PM »
Honest to God, when I saw that "perfect zen" douche post today, the first thing I thought about was where Nietzsche was. Interesting that he comes back the same day. Coincidence?

The G&O has been totally out of control this week.  ;D

Neitzche is a legend though. Wouldn't want to compare him to some second rate gimmick.

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« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2008, 05:45:58 PM »
About fucking time, I was getting together a search party. Nietzsche, you need to mosey on up to the G&O and take a look at the posts of one "Simple Carb".....someones gimmick, with no balls to post under their real handle.


Let us know what you think of that bottom twink.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2008, 05:51:54 PM »
About fucking time, I was getting together a search party. Nietzsche, you need to mosey on up to the G&O and take a look at the posts of one "Simple Carb".....someones gimmick, with no balls to post under their real handle.


Let us know what you think of that bottom twink Alex23.

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« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2008, 05:59:28 PM »
About fucking time, I was getting together a search party. Nietzsche, you need to mosey on up to the G&O and take a look at the posts of one "Simple Carb".....someones gimmick, with no balls to post under their real handle.


Let us know what you think of that bottom twink.

I hate that piece of shit.  ;D

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Re: I have returned once more!! Like a pheonix from the ahes!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2008, 09:17:51 AM »
About fucking time, I was getting together a search party. Nietzsche, you need to mosey on up to the G&O and take a look at the posts of one "Simple Carb".....someones gimmick, with no balls to post under their real handle.


Let us know what you think of that bottom twink.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Chaos, a man who appears from the mist like a towering demon to the cockroaches who scurry from underneath his great boots as he tramples the helpless masses. 

I have been gone for too long from my fellow warlords!!

You Chaos shall be the General who leads us into the darkness to battle the heathens who have emerged from the shadows.  Far too long have you and the noble Pandaemonium fought the armies of the wretched on your own in the dark corners of the G&O.  Your gallantry and courage have not gone unnoticed!!!!  For our empire would have crumbled long ago, if you and pandaemondium had not held our banner high through these dark times.


Soon we shall, once more, stand a top a mountain of corpses, our armour covered in the blood of the slain noob gimmicks, while the Gods sing of our glory!!!!!!!!!!!!


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« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2008, 12:19:06 PM »
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Chaos, a man who appears from the mist like a towering demon to the cockroaches who scurry from underneath his great boots as he tramples the helpless masses. 

I have been gone for too long from my fellow warlords!!

You Chaos shall be the General who leads us into the darkness to battle the heathens who have emerged from the shadows.  Far too long have you and the noble Pandaemonium fought the armies of the wretched on your own in the dark corners of the G&O.  Your gallantry and courage have not gone unnoticed!!!!  For our empire would have crumbled long ago, if you and pandaemondium had not held our banner high through these dark times.


Soon we shall, once more, stand a top a mountain of corpses, our armour covered in blood of the slain noob gimmicks, while the Gods sing of our glory!!!!!!!!!!!!



Hahah, thats fucking brutal!

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Re: I have returned once more!! Like a pheonix from the ahes!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2008, 01:25:38 AM »
best gimmick ever  :D
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« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2008, 09:37:43 AM »
I've been away... have the tiny-titted gained strength?

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« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2008, 10:01:32 AM »
I've been away... have the tiny-titted gained strength?

They're multiplying like Mexicans Doc.
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Re: I have returned once more!! Like a pheonix from the ahes!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2008, 10:06:57 AM »
I've honesty noticed at least 10-20 new gimmicks this week. It's hilarious how scared of Sarcasm grown men are on here. So pathetic. I guess it's to be expected.

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« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2008, 11:01:47 AM »
I've honesty noticed at least 10-20 new gimmicks this week. It's hilarious how scared of Sarcasm grown men are on here. So pathetic. I guess it's to be expected.

I think 20 is lowballing it actually. :-\