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How is this for a summer job?
« on: May 12, 2008, 02:58:53 PM »
My nephew will turn 18 tomorrow, and will be graduating high school next month.

He had a part time job at Quizno's, which suddenly and unceremoniously closed down, leaving him without a part-time job.

He likes to work out, and is getting in pretty hard, toned shape. I don't think he wants to get to 'jacked' as the youngsters like to say, but he looks to have potential.

Anyway...Here was my offer for a job to him consisted of(more like a sponsorship):

I am going to pay him $1,000.00 per month for four months, until he goes to college, to workout.

His job 'perks' will also include:

-Free tanning for the summer 

-Natural NPC and WNBF Champion Ralph Remy as his trainer (twice per month to keep him on track)

-All the supplements he needs

-Photographs taken monthly by my NPC contest photographer, Dave Cain

-All necessary motivational and training books and literature

-Weekly stipend for food as per whatever Ralph writes up in his diet.

My nephew was pretty psyched by my "job offer". He is all up for it.

However...

I told him he may get an additional part time job (Truly, how much time can training take?), but ONLY if he does not miss workouts or screw up any other portion of his regimen because of it.

He must write down all aspects of his training and nutrition, and present it to me at the end of each month, at which time I will 'pay' him with the $1,000.00 installment.

And he must reach his goals by September 1st.

There are other facets to this, but I will not bore you.

In thought this might be a better 'sponsorship package' than what some IFBB pros get!

I don't have kids and am not married, so he is kinda like a surrogate son to me.

All I can tell you is I wish someone gave ME a job like this when I was 18!

PS: Anyone suggest good supplements for an 18 year old that taste pretty good and afford good protein? I buy my stuff through Dynamic Marketing...

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Re: How is this for a summer job?
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2008, 03:02:16 PM »
Good idea if you want to waste money, and not teach that kid responsibility. 

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Re: How is this for a summer job?
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2008, 03:03:27 PM »


There are other facets to this, but I will not bore you.



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Re: How is this for a summer job?
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2008, 03:03:31 PM »
Good idea if you want to waste money, and not teach that kid responsibility. 

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Re: How is this for a summer job?
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2008, 03:03:57 PM »
Awesome!

All means encourage him. He will miss the odd workout perhaps though try to remember what it wa slike when you were 18. e.g If he still meets his goals tho misses say 1 workout a month he gets it.

simple creatine and whey id suggest.

Im not a yank (thank god) so i dont know much about american supps.

I think its a good idea though dont get bummed out if he doesnt end up sticking with it. Most dont

Sound like a cool guy Moose.

Fuck the tanning though. dangerous

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Re: How is this for a summer job?
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2008, 03:06:01 PM »
You'd be very well served to get him a summer internship in a field where he'll be doing his bachelors degree.

Even 4 hours a day volunteering at a law firm or hospital or vet or contractor will give his resume a leg up and teach him the ropes.

IMHO, the idea is awesome, but will lead to complacency and possibly trouble.  At 18, with plenty of money, time and pool time to abuse, chances are he'll be raw-dogging some unworthy whore in your pool while you're at work and will make you a grandpa before you know it.

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Re: How is this for a summer job?
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2008, 03:07:29 PM »
Since we're all seven-figure men here at Getbig we smile on your Warren Buffet-like benevolence. 

/seriously tho. that's a nice thing you're doing. maybe a completion blowout 'dinner' or something would be nice if he finishes. i'll leave the hookers and blow up to your discretion.   ;)

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Re: How is this for a summer job?
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2008, 03:09:58 PM »

-Photographs taken monthly by my NPC contest photographer, Dave Cain



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Re: How is this for a summer job?
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2008, 03:11:04 PM »
If your close to Boston University, get him into Coach Mike Boyles internship for strength and conditioning, he's awesome.

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Re: How is this for a summer job?
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2008, 03:11:47 PM »
Anyone else get the feeling MooseJay is "grooming" his nephew like Joe and Ben Weider did with countless "athletes" they had for "private" parties?

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Re: How is this for a summer job?
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2008, 03:11:51 PM »
If your close to Boston University, get him into Coach Mike Boyles internship for strength and conditioning, he's awesome.

Liberal governor Mitt Romney actually used to work up near there.

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Re: How is this for a summer job?
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2008, 03:12:55 PM »
Good idea if you want to waste money, and not teach that kid responsibility. 

He is already successful and accomplished at an inordinate age.

he would not get this opportunity otherwise...as I am a real MOFO when it comes to discipline.

Anyone here who has competed will understand this

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Re: How is this for a summer job?
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2008, 03:14:10 PM »
If your close to Boston University, get him into Coach Mike Boyles internship for strength and conditioning, he's awesome.

Yes, yes he is...

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Re: How is this for a summer job?
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2008, 03:14:43 PM »
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Re: How is this for a summer job?
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2008, 03:14:57 PM »
You'd be very well served to get him a summer internship in a field where he'll be doing his bachelors degree.

Even 4 hours a day volunteering at a law firm or hospital or vet or contractor will give his resume a leg up and teach him the ropes.

IMHO, the idea is awesome, but will lead to complacency and possibly trouble.  At 18, with plenty of money, time and pool time to abuse, chances are he'll be raw-dogging some unworthy whore in your pool while you're at work and will make you a grandpa before you know it.

Haha. Perhaps.

Not my child...so no gandpa-itis for me.

He f---s up once, and he is done. Its all written out for him. Its really not THAT much money, because he does have to save for school anyhow.

these facets and possibilities are all thought out, 240.

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Re: How is this for a summer job?
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2008, 03:16:07 PM »
Since we're all seven-figure men here at Getbig we smile on your Warren Buffet-like benevolence. 

/seriously tho. that's a nice thing you're doing. maybe a completion blowout 'dinner' or something would be nice if he finishes. i'll leave the hookers and blow up to your discretion.   ;)

Only if I can enjoy the hookers with him!

I thought it would be a cool, different, and fun thing to do. In my mind, its what I'd want someone to do for me!

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Re: How is this for a summer job?
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2008, 03:16:37 PM »
He is already successful and accomplished at an inordinate age.


what, did he make the honor roll this semester?  ::)

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Re: How is this for a summer job?
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2008, 03:16:52 PM »
GAY

I didn't think so, but since it did enter YOUR mind....

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Re: How is this for a summer job?
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2008, 03:18:22 PM »
If your close to Boston University, get him into Coach Mike Boyles internship for strength and conditioning, he's awesome.

Hmmm. Yeah, you mentioned that once, Coach. I am literally 138 miles from the Exit to downtown Boston....something to consider...but likely too late to apply for an internship.

How would I proceed with that?

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Re: How is this for a summer job?
« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2008, 03:19:13 PM »
Anyone else get the feeling MooseJay is "grooming" his nephew like Joe and Ben Weider did with countless "athletes" they had for "private" parties?

I don't think we experience these "Feelings" that you are having...no.

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Re: How is this for a summer job?
« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2008, 03:19:30 PM »
Can't you think of a cheaper way to get jerking off photos?

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Re: How is this for a summer job?
« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2008, 03:19:33 PM »
I didn't think so, but since it did enter YOUR mind....

What kind of guy gets photoshoots of himself?  Is he gonna wear sailor hats and silly little police outfits at these things?  Then show them to his classmates and get this shit kicked out of him?

Is that what you had in mind?

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Re: How is this for a summer job?
« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2008, 03:20:09 PM »
Liberal governor Mitt Romney actually used to work up near there.

Was he really a lib? I know he was in hot water over the 'Big Dig'

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Re: How is this for a summer job?
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Re: How is this for a summer job?
« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2008, 03:22:39 PM »
Was he really a lib? I know he was in hot water over the 'Big Dig'

anti-gun, illegal immigrant safehaven, pro-abortion, pro-criminal, big taxes he called fees, big spender.... you name it.  

Mccain has liberal leanings but he was far more conservative than Lib Romney was.