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Re: Milf's at the gym
« Reply #75 on: May 13, 2008, 07:16:49 AM »
The milf's at my gym are fucking delicious. All in their early 40's. They look better then the fucking twenty + year olds!
a bit old for me, but would be great to see pics, maybe i should take pics hmmmm

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Re: Milf's at the gym
« Reply #76 on: May 13, 2008, 07:29:14 AM »
LOL. You silver-tongued devil. You got a thesaurus bedside?  :D

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Re: Milf's at the gym
« Reply #77 on: May 13, 2008, 07:35:56 AM »
And remember gentlemen

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Re: Milf's at the gym
« Reply #78 on: May 13, 2008, 07:37:55 AM »
a bit old for me, but would be great to see pics, maybe i should take pics hmmmm
They'll fuck your brains out without the kiddie game drama that the younger women love to play. No messing around. Just fucking non stop. If your just looking to get laid that is.  8)

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Re: Milf's at the gym
« Reply #79 on: May 13, 2008, 07:39:00 AM »
a bit old for me, but would be great to see pics, maybe i should take pics hmmmm
Check the Milf Thread on the sex board that Blinky set up to get an idea.

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Re: Milf's at the gym
« Reply #80 on: May 13, 2008, 09:06:04 AM »
They'll fuck your brains out without the kiddie game drama that the younger women love to play. No messing around. Just fucking non stop. If your just looking to get laid that is.  8)

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Re: Milf's at the gym
« Reply #81 on: May 13, 2008, 10:54:27 AM »
i just use my magic line all the time and i get results, im going to tell u what it is cause you will just fuck it up, and you need to be in some sort of shape.

"Hi, my therapist said I should make more of an effort to interact with women of the opposite sex after breaking up with my bitch ex.  Hey, up close you kind of look like my mom.  Don't worry, I'm not into anything wierd.  Haha, it's not the meat it's the motion.  Am I right or what?  So can I buy you a Jagerbomb?  You get the next round, deal?"

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Re: Milf's at the gym
« Reply #82 on: May 13, 2008, 01:25:54 PM »
The milf's at my gym are fucking delicious. All in their early 40's. They look better then the fucking twenty + year olds!

Absolutely; in some places they can look almost on par with 20-somethings, and there are far more upsides. By that age a lot closer to guy mentality, with t & a.

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Re: Milf's at the gym
« Reply #83 on: May 13, 2008, 02:14:13 PM »
They'll fuck your brains out without the kiddie game drama that the younger women love to play. No messing around. Just fucking non stop. If your just looking to get laid that is.  8)
whatelse do u think im looking for? a relationship? hahahah

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Re: Milf's at the gym
« Reply #84 on: May 13, 2008, 02:31:51 PM »
There are still a lot of hot chicks in their 30s and early 40s.  As long as they have taken care of themsleves (ie, exercise regularly, and aren't smoking/drinking bar whores).

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Re: Milf's at the gym
« Reply #85 on: May 13, 2008, 02:36:08 PM »
Absolutely; in some places they can look almost on par with 20-somethings, and there are far more upsides. By that age a lot closer to guy mentality, with t & a.

milf  do not look or feel like 20-30 year old girls,,
milf are 35-55 year old women
in america it is easy to get any girl you want because 99% of them are whores,,so wether you get a 20 year old or a 37 year old they both are very easy to get,,
this is what you need IN AMERICA in order to get the girl approaching you for a fuck,,yes you heard it right

you need:

to be on hormones
to look artifically clean cut or rugged but artificially made to look rugged NOT REAL RUGGED (real rugged guy will have to approach the whore first)
IN AMERICA you will need mystic tan or taning bed tan or beach tan for the whore to approach you
you need to be either big and toned or average and ripped,,in any case bodyfat% will have to be very low dounles or into the singles
need to be under 40
need to have a girlfriend or be seeing a girl so the whore feel like its a challenge to try to fuck a guy that has a girl,,in many case this is last detail they will know and it will be right before the fuck happens or right after but they like it if you have a girl its more drama and more self esteem boost for the whore


thats pretty much it,,
a whore can be easy recognized by the way she is made up,,fake blond hair,,fake french manicure nails,,usually fate tits,,fake tan,,always try to reveal bodyparts through clothing,,always have thumb ring or index finger ring,,in most cases have lower back tatoo and or piercings of belly and or tounge/nose although the tounge and nose is out of fhasion even for whores now days,,
a whore can be any age ,,in america they usually start at age 16 sometimes late 15 and up to age58 where it usuall stops,,a whore will try to wear high heel shoe always preferably open toe so you can see her toes are always done in most cases a true whore will have her toes done french manicure and not regular colors,,a whore will ALWAYS fake smile and always have the right make up on her..they will never go with out make up because their strength point is the fakness and the body since you can always fix it via surgery or drugs..their faces are a lot less impressive and usually average at best thus need make up and know how to use it because they been to beauty saloons etc maybe even working in one,,also as gh15 said before a whore will always have the space between the thies and from the back where the ass meet the theis,,,the space is from the number of cocks they had an is real,,
a true american whore will always ALWAYS be surroundd with bigger girls than she is or in other words fatter girls than herself because most girls in america are big wether they weight much or not


thats about it
you just need to show up these days and a whore in america will approach you ,,ofcourse you cant be very mean or very cold upon meeting because this is WHEN you need to be fake inorder to continue from there,,,most fellas that are mean and cold looking in the face even if they are big and muscular will scare the whore away no matter how good they look ,,the crack whores will still dont care but you want a decent looking american whore i assume and for that you needto fake a bit at the initial meeting,,dont mistake being fake with kissing ass! dont ever kiss ass only get your mean cold look that you keep for the gym away for few moments and magic will happen with the whore and those whores are EVERY WHERE IN AMERICA

good luck
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Re: Milf's at the gym
« Reply #86 on: May 13, 2008, 02:36:55 PM »
There are still a lot of hot chicks in their 30s and early 40s.  As long as they have taken care of themsleves (ie, exercise regularly, and aren't smoking/drinking bar whores).
True, all that drinking and smoking in there teens and 20's shows up at 30, the horrible skins, hell i see it at 26-28, i remember this girl i was banging, 25 yrs old, great body, i saw her two months later and her ass and legs were so fat, i said "whats up, what happened" she never recovered.

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Re: Milf's at the gym
« Reply #87 on: May 13, 2008, 02:39:28 PM »
milf  do not look or feel like 20-30 year old girls,,
milf are 35-55 year old women
in america it is easy to get any girl you want because 99% of them are whores,,so wether you get a 20 year old or a 37 year old they both are very easy to get,,
this is what you need IN AMERICA in order to get the girl approaching you for a fuck,,yes you heard it right

you need:

to be on hormones
to look artifically clean cut or rugged but artificially made to look rugged NOT REAL RUGGED (real rugged guy will have to approach the whore first)
IN AMERICA you will need mystic tan or taning bed tan or beach tan for the whore to approach you
you need to be either big and toned or average and ripped,,in any case bodyfat% will have to be very low dounles or into the singles
need to be under 40
need to have a girlfriend or be seeing a girl so the whore feel like its a challenge to try to fuck a guy that has a girl,,in many case this is last detail they will know and it will be right before the fuck happens or right after but they like it if you have a girl its more drama and more self esteem boost for the whore


thats pretty much it,,
a whore can be easy recognized by the way she is made up,,fake blond hair,,fake french manicure nails,,usually fate tits,,fake tan,,always try to reveal bodyparts through clothing,,always have thumb ring or index finger ring,,in most cases have lower back tatoo and or piercings of belly and or tounge/nose although the tounge and nose is out of fhasion even for whores now days,,
a whore can be any age ,,in america they usually start at age 16 sometimes late 15 and up to age58 where it usuall stops,,a whore will try to wear high heel shoe always preferably open toe so you can see her toes are always done in most cases a true whore will have her toes done french manicure and not regular colors,,a whore will ALWAYS fake smile and always have the right make up on her..they will never go with out make up because their strength point is the fakness and the body since you can always fix it via surgery or drugs..their faces are a lot less impressive and usually average at best thus need make up and know how to use it because they been to beauty saloons etc maybe even working in one,,also as gh15 said before a whore will always have the space between the thies and from the back where the ass meet the theis,,,the space is from the number of cocks they had an is real,,
a true american whore will always ALWAYS be surroundd with bigger girls than she is or in other words fatter girls than herself because most girls in america are big wether they weight much or not


thats about it
you just need to show up these days and a whore in america will approach you ,,ofcourse you cant be very mean or very cold upon meeting because this is WHEN you need to be fake inorder to continue from there,,,most fellas that are mean and cold looking in the face even if they are big and muscular will scare the whore away no matter how good they look ,,the crack whores will still dont care but you want a decent looking american whore i assume and for that you needto fake a bit at the initial meeting,,dont mistake being fake with kissing ass! dont ever kiss ass only get your mean cold look that you keep for the gym away for few moments and magic will happen with the whore and those whores are EVERY WHERE IN AMERICA

good luck
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thanks for that, that info was useless though

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Re: Milf's at the gym
« Reply #88 on: May 13, 2008, 08:58:47 PM »
fuck man, women are like dog shit...the older they get the dryer they are and the easier they are to pick up. 
If she lets you buy her a drink (or you talk her into buying you one) then you just ask her if she wants to go out to your car and make out.  Then when you get in the car you whip your cock out and get some head. 

works 90% of the time.

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Re: Milf's at the gym
« Reply #89 on: May 13, 2008, 09:09:52 PM »
fuck man, women are like dog shit...the older they get the dryer they are and the easier they are to pick up. 
If she lets you buy her a drink (or you talk her into buying you one) then you just ask her if she wants to go out to your car and make out.  Then when you get in the car you whip your cock out and get some head. 

works 90% of the time.

what kind of bullshit advice is that, "whip it out"  most pick ups don't happen in a club, it happens at work, the gym, shopping, you must live in MTV world with Usher, 50 cent and T-Pain "I'm a buy you a drank" hey when your making out with a chick then move on to the "whip it out" phase but don't get in the car and whip it out..i guarantee you will be whipping it yourself...and they don't get drier as they age, in there 30's there wet as a pool

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Re: Milf's at the gym
« Reply #90 on: May 13, 2008, 10:56:20 PM »
I think everyone here should post pics of actual Milfs at their gyms tommorow.
impossible for me, its always packed and i would never risk it just to satisfy my fellow getbiggers.

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Re: Milf's at the gym
« Reply #91 on: May 13, 2008, 11:34:18 PM »
booooo!!!!!!!!! get it donee. set your camera on no sound and capture the elegant milfs bend over .in full sread eagle




only losers do that shit.. take pics..meh, i rather approach her.

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Re: Milf's at the gym
« Reply #92 on: May 14, 2008, 12:19:27 AM »

Oh Milena.  I can't imagine how much biker dick has been up in that.  She used to run with a biker gang, back in the day.  All titties should be that size.  She wouldn't get any sleep in my bed.  I'd be fucking with those things all night. :-\
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Re: Milf's at the gym
« Reply #93 on: May 14, 2008, 12:30:52 AM »
i would do her mother too.

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Re: Milf's at the gym
« Reply #94 on: May 14, 2008, 02:38:59 AM »
gh keeps getting better and better. I never get tired of reading his stuff.

Unfortunately, I have the personality of a cold toilet seat so the only MILFs I've gotten were along these lines

http://video.xnxx.com/video7464/Forced_mature

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Re: Milf's at the gym
« Reply #95 on: May 14, 2008, 06:00:25 AM »
to be on hormones
to look artifically clean cut or rugged but artificially made to look rugged NOT REAL RUGGED (real rugged guy will have to approach the whore first)
IN AMERICA you will need mystic tan or taning bed tan or beach tan for the whore to approach you
you need to be either big and toned or average and ripped,,in any case bodyfat% will have to be very low dounles or into the singles
need to be under 40
need to have a girlfriend or be seeing a girl so the whore feel like its a challenge to try to fuck a guy that has a girl,,in many case this is last detail they will know and it will be right before the fuck happens or right after but they like it if you have a girl its more drama and more self esteem boost for the whore

I don't agree with the hormones part, but everything else is right on the money and I see it first hand with my buddy.

1. Has a dark tan
2. Always smiling in the club
3. Fairly lean

The girls come up to him, either to say their friends like him or pull him onto the dance floor. 

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Re: Milf's at the gym
« Reply #96 on: May 14, 2008, 06:05:00 AM »
I prefer a hot 20 yearold Stripper or Hooker than a Milf.
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Re: Milf's at the gym
« Reply #97 on: May 14, 2008, 06:10:13 AM »
I prefer a hot 20 yearold Stripper or Hooker than a Milf.
same here, but milf's are easier and no games..

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Re: Milf's at the gym
« Reply #98 on: May 15, 2008, 07:04:03 AM »
i have to get a better pic, but 47, my gfs mum...

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Re: Milf's at the gym
« Reply #99 on: May 15, 2008, 07:07:22 AM »
 :o :o id love to suck her tits.