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I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
« on: May 17, 2008, 07:11:14 AM »
Thursday I was working out and jumped on the preacher curl machine. I did one set and some kid about 20ish taps me on the shoulder, so I take my earphones out and he tells me "I was using that". First of all, there was an identical machine right next to it, so not sure what his deal was. I ask him "you want to work in with me?" He tells me "No, then we have to wipe it down between each set, I just want to finish up my workout by myself". So I say "Go fuck yourself" put my headphones back in and ignore the guy. So he went and told the chick at the front desk about it and she wanted to talk to me about it when I was leaving. I told her I don't have time for this shit and that I would be back Saturday. She said that was fine but to talk to her before I worked out. I don't even like the gym in the first place, certainly not enough put up with some germophobe freak who tells on me like we are in grade school and have no intention on listening to a fat chick who runs the gym lecturing me on gym etiquette. Also, whatever I say on here is not indicative of how I act irl, I am a pretty laid back guy, I spot people, am generally friendly etc. so this is kind of odd to happen to me. I figure I will go there and ignore the bitch, but if she wants me to talk to her I will just tell her to fuck her and her pussy ass gym and go to Ballys or rejoin World. Any of you guys ever get "disciplined" at your gyms?
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Re: I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2008, 07:13:42 AM »
tell her there is a pre-existing relationship between you and the kid.  You slept with some girl he really had feelings for, and that the moment he saw you in the gym he said he'd get you thrown out as revenge.

if not, keep the 'pre-existing relationship' in your bag of tricks.  Immediately casts doubt on the word of anyone you like by making the arbitrator believe he is dishonest and spiteful.

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Re: I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2008, 07:19:47 AM »
tell her there is a pre-existing relationship between you and the kid.  You slept with some girl he really had feelings for, and that the moment he saw you in the gym he said he'd get you thrown out as revenge.

if not, keep the 'pre-existing relationship' in your bag of tricks.  Immediately casts doubt on the word of anyone you like by making the arbitrator believe he is dishonest and spiteful.
Ha! That is evil. Me likey. Maybe, even up the ante and say that you rejected this kid's advances and he just doesn't get the message.  ;)

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Re: I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2008, 07:20:03 AM »
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Re: I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2008, 07:20:12 AM »
tell her there is a pre-existing relationship between you and the kid.  You slept with some girl he really had feelings for, and that the moment he saw you in the gym he said he'd get you thrown out as revenge.

if not, keep the 'pre-existing relationship' in your bag of tricks.  Immediately casts doubt on the word of anyone you like by making the arbitrator believe he is dishonest and spiteful.


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Re: I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2008, 07:29:56 AM »
i had a bitch bitch about me not showing my gym membership card even though i had been training there for a long time at the time. i tore the card in half, cursed at her and never went back
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Re: I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2008, 07:30:07 AM »
tell her there is a pre-existing relationship between you and the kid.  You slept with some girl he really had feelings for, and that the moment he saw you in the gym he said he'd get you thrown out as revenge.

if not, keep the 'pre-existing relationship' in your bag of tricks.  Immediately casts doubt on the word of anyone you like by making the arbitrator believe he is dishonest and spiteful.

I like that idea, but then I would have to play it off like he and I sleep with the same chicks. This is one ugly, acne ridden little punk. I guarantee he is a virgin. I might try it anyway. The whole idea of having to talk to some young chick about my behavior is really souring me on a gym that I don't really like that much in the first place. But 20 bucks a month, tanning included is such a great deal. Tanning places around here cost 15$-30$ for one visit, so even though I rarely use the beds there, it's nice to know I can when I want to.
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Re: I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2008, 07:31:10 AM »
i had a bitch bitch about me not showing my gym membership card even though i had been training there for a long time at the time. i tore the card in half, cursed at her and never went back


I just wear my "Danielson" T shirt, ala True Adonis to the gym, clears up a lot of confusion.
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Re: I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2008, 07:31:20 AM »
i had a bitch bitch about me not showing my gym membership card even though i had been training there for a long time at the time. i tore the card in half, cursed at her and never went back


you're fucking crazy.
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Re: I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2008, 07:35:25 AM »
Any of you guys ever get "disciplined" at your gyms?

Oh man, i have been banned from a lot of gyms around the North London area.

The situation you were in is common, because a lot of people don’t understand the etiquette of doing weights, giving a good spot / working in with people, etc.........

I was in the changing room doing a shot of Insulin, some guy says to me “what’s that” (normally i would just say “i am Diabetic” and leave it at that) & i was in a mood anyways, so I take exception to this fuck head getting in my shit, so i said “it’s Heroin, yeah, i got it from your mom’s stash last night after i had finished fucking her in the ass”.
Now i was around 17 stone at the time and he was about 13 stone, so he just walked of.
Next thing i get a letter from the gym telling me i am banned.

You should be able to just KILL some people, end fucking of, no questions ~ just an execution.


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Re: I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2008, 07:40:00 AM »


You should be able to just KILL some people, end fucking of, no questions ~ just an execution.




Sometimes you gotta kill a guy to make an example.
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Re: I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2008, 07:40:57 AM »
Thursday I was working out and jumped on the preacher curl machine. I did one set and some kid about 20ish taps me on the shoulder, so I take my earphones out and he tells me "I was using that". First of all, there was an identical machine right next to it, so not sure what his deal was. I ask him "you want to work in with me?" He tells me "No, then we have to wipe it down between each set, I just want to finish up my workout by myself". So I say "Go fuck yourself" put my headphones back in and ignore the guy. So he went and told the chick at the front desk about it and she wanted to talk to me about it when I was leaving. I told her I don't have time for this shit and that I would be back Saturday. She said that was fine but to talk to her before I worked out. I don't even like the gym in the first place, certainly not enough put up with some germophobe freak who tells on me like we are in grade school and have no intention on listening to a fat chick who runs the gym lecturing me on gym etiquette. Also, whatever I say on here is not indicative of how I act irl, I am a pretty laid back guy, I spot people, am generally friendly etc. so this is kind of odd to happen to me. I figure I will go there and ignore the bitch, but if she wants me to talk to her I will just tell her to fuck her and her pussy ass gym and go to Ballys or rejoin World. Any of you guys ever get "disciplined" at your gyms?

I bet your about 185 lbs with 17 inch arms.

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Re: I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2008, 07:42:04 AM »
I bet your about 185 lbs with 17 inch arms.

Well, then you are not much of a gambler. What makes you say that anyway?
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Re: I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2008, 07:45:25 AM »
threaten to post their personal info on getbig.

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Re: I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2008, 07:49:44 AM »
threaten to post their personal info on getbig.
Lol, I still don't understand why everyone on here thinks it's such a big deal. Go to Myspace and everyone has their real names etc. Who gives a shit if people across the world know where you live, some weird people post here man.
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Re: I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2008, 07:51:55 AM »
Sometimes you gotta kill a guy to make an example.
That is key first day in the yard. Establish your rep right away and no one will f*ck with you. 

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Re: I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2008, 07:55:49 AM »
Sometimes you gotta kill a guy to make an example.

calm down tough guy.

Damm your a monster.

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Re: I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2008, 07:57:36 AM »
calm down tough guy.

Damm your a monster.


Go back to schmoeing Jedi. Don't posts like this embarrass you? I am embarrassed for you just reading this :-[

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Re: I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2008, 07:59:54 AM »
Go back to schmoeing Jedi. Don't posts like this embarrass you? I am embarrassed for you just reading this :-[



EPIC fail coming from a drug induced homo.

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Re: I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2008, 08:02:36 AM »
Go back to schmoeing Jedi. Don't posts like this embarrass you? I am embarrassed for you just reading this :-[



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Re: I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2008, 08:14:11 AM »
EPIC fail coming from a drug induced homo.

BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Whoa check out the 170 pound twink...hahahah



Yes, I weigh 170 or so. I am willing to take a picture of myself with todays date, shirtless if that's what you are into. I am assuming you are willing to do the same? If not, I can only imagine how small you must be ;)
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Re: I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2008, 08:15:10 AM »
If you  have never been booted out of a gym you are not living the BBing life style...

I have been booted out of several.

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Re: I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2008, 08:27:11 AM »
If you  have never been booted out of a gym you are not living the BBing life style...

I have been booted out of several.

what happend johnny
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Re: I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2008, 08:43:58 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D

"Go fuck yourself."

I was handcuffed and being interogated by a cop once and he wouldn't stop asking questions. I said, "Hey... I just thought of something funny... Go fuck yourself." As I laughing and he was upset, his partner punched me in the side of the head.  ;D I couldn't stop laughing and the cop who was asking all the questions starting laughing too. His partner got mad and left.
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Re: I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2008, 09:29:00 AM »
;D ;D ;D

"Go fuck yourself."

I was handcuffed and being interogated by a cop once and he wouldn't stop asking questions. I said, "Hey... I just thought of something funny... Go fuck yourself." As I laughing and he was upset, his partner punched me in the side of the head.  ;D I couldn't stop laughing and the cop who was asking all the questions starting laughing too. His partner got mad and left.
'What do you want to tell me now, tough guy? I said, "Bing, what are you doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother!'   ;)