I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness

[Palpatine Q]

Why is it whenever Danielson posts about his life I want to call my guy, pick up a bag, and hit the local titty joint.

[stormshadow]

Well, then you are not much of a gambler. What makes you say that anyway?

Because I knew you were a small little punk with an attitude.

Any big guys I ever saw at the gym were always polite, including myself when I was still training.

I could never figure out why so many "bodybuilders" on the internet boards would have problems at the gym, or at the club because I never once had a problem.  Now I see that it is the little punks that get zero attention and want to feel important.

[The Luke]

tell her there is a pre-existing relationship between you and the kid.  You slept with some girl he really had feelings for, and that the moment he saw you in the gym he said he'd get you thrown out as revenge.

if not, keep the 'pre-existing relationship' in your bag of tricks.  Immediately casts doubt on the word of anyone you like by making the arbitrator believe he is dishonest and spiteful.

...always a good idea to get someone else to piss him off enough that he complains about them too.

It's hard to make out that you're a reasonable person when you seem to be the only one complaining about several other members.


The Luke

[candidizzle]

jedi it looks o me like that woman danyson is with is probably pretty damn hot not sure why you would post tha and try to 'own " him lol

[McFarland]

Did you really have no idea the kid was doing sets on it?  Because if you did know but just kinda subconsciously chose to discount the observation, then I'd feel disrespected if I were the kid too.  You including the part about "being sick of that gym anyway" leads me even more to suspect that rather than just seeking out another gym you're looking for a reason outside of your own direct choosing to (have to) make the move.  No need to make yourself the jackass in the process is what I'm saying and doing it this way will probably ensure that you have to walk around town bad-mouthing the place (IRL AND here on Getbig) just to clear your dirty conscience of the mess YOU unnecessarily provoked.  You're the adult here, he's the kid...even if he wasn't entirely in the right it's the mark of a true superior to still help everyone settle down so that there isn't lingering bad karma.  

[candidizzle]

oh brother 

everybodys an expert

[Palpatine Q]

Because I knew you were a small little punk with an attitude.

Any big guys I ever saw at the gym were always polite, including myself when I was still training.

I could never figure out why so many "bodybuilders" on the internet boards would have problems at the gym, or at the club because I never once had a problem.  Now I see that it is the little punks that get zero attention and want to feel important.

Danny doesn't consider himself a "bodybuilder" by any means, he's said as much a million times. But at least he still trains, unlike you.

[A2daMIR]

Thursday I was working out and jumped on the preacher curl machine. I did one set and some kid about 20ish taps me on the shoulder, so I take my earphones out and he tells me "I was using that". First of all, there was an identical machine right next to it, so not sure what his deal was. I ask him "you want to work in with me?" He tells me "No, then we have to wipe it down between each set, I just want to finish up my workout by myself". So I say "Go fuck yourself" put my headphones back in and ignore the guy. So he went and told the chick at the front desk about it and she wanted to talk to me about it when I was leaving. I told her I don't have time for this shit and that I would be back Saturday. She said that was fine but to talk to her before I worked out. I don't even like the gym in the first place, certainly not enough put up with some germophobe freak who tells on me like we are in grade school and have no intention on listening to a fat chick who runs the gym lecturing me on gym etiquette. Also, whatever I say on here is not indicative of how I act irl, I am a pretty laid back guy, I spot people, am generally friendly etc. so this is kind of odd to happen to me. I figure I will go there and ignore the bitch, but if she wants me to talk to her I will just tell her to fuck her and her pussy ass gym and go to Ballys or rejoin World. Any of you guys ever get "disciplined" at your gyms?

my boy got "banned" from Planet Fitness for bring a 1 liter gallon of water.. true story... i guess only roid heads carry 1 gallon of water  

[JohnnyVegas]

what happend johnny

Nothing special, just minor disputes that went downhill.........most of the time with some $5 an hour gym front desk flunkie...............ac tually everytime I have been booted it has been because of a front desk dork who thought they were the owners.

[hammerfist]

sounds to me like that bitch needs to be on the fist list!!!!!!!!

[ARMZ]

Does your nipples hurt when you walk into "Planet Fitness" from all the estrogen in the air?

[G o a t b o y]

sounds to me like that bitch needs to be on the fist list!!!!!!!!

The "fist list" is a joke. 


If somebody really pisses you off, here's how you get back at him:  break into his house and download a bunch of kiddie porn onto his computer.  Preferably do this several times over a period of months to make a stronger case for the prosecution.  Then call in a tip, and sit back and watch the hilarity ensue. 

This is the one offense where a jury will convict solely on the basis of a person having been accused and there being some evidence, no matter how weak.  Juries lose their minds over shit like this...reasonable doubt won't matter a damn to them, the poor sap won't be able to defend himself no matter what he does or how good his lawyer is. 

After he is convicted, his life will be over.  Let's say he gets 10 years... once the homies in the joint find out what he's in for (and they will), he'll be gangraped every night, that is if they don't just kill him outright.  If he does make it through prison, he gets out and will have to register as a sex offender, effectively making him unemployable and unable to get a place to live.  He'll either end up on the street or back in the joint, where the homies will be waiting.

[The Master]

The "fist list" is a joke. 


If somebody really pisses you off, here's how you get back at him:  break into his house and download a bunch of kiddie porn onto his computer.  Preferably do this several times over a period of months to make a stronger case for the prosecution.  Then call in a tip, and sit back and watch the hilarity ensue. 

This is the one offense where a jury will convict solely on the basis of a person having been accused and there being some evidence, no matter how weak.  Juries lose their minds over shit like this...reasonable doubt won't matter a damn to them, the poor sap won't be able to defend himself no matter what he does or how good his lawyer is. 

After he is convicted, his life will be over.  Let's say he gets 10 years... once the homies in the joint find out what he's in for (and they will), he'll be gangraped every night, that is if they don't just kill him outright.  If he does make it through prison, he gets out and will have to register as a sex offender, effectively making him unemployable and unable to get a place to live.  He'll either end up on the street or back in the joint, where the homies will be waiting.

Goatboy = evil.

[G o a t b o y]

Goatboy = evil.

 

[The Master]

Goatboy = omnipresent

[sgt. d]

If you  have never been booted out of a gym you are not living the BBing life style...

I have been booted out of several.

Stop trying to suck their cocks

not all men are gay you fucking homo

[BroadStreetBruiser]

I really don't understand this wiping down thing some of these homo's do. I'm there to get dirty.

[Palpatine Q]

The "fist list" is a joke. 


If somebody really pisses you off, here's how you get back at him:  break into his house and download a bunch of kiddie porn onto his computer.  Preferably do this several times over a period of months to make a stronger case for the prosecution.  Then call in a tip, and sit back and watch the hilarity ensue. 

This is the one offense where a jury will convict solely on the basis of a person having been accused and there being some evidence, no matter how weak.  Juries lose their minds over shit like this...reasonable doubt won't matter a damn to them, the poor sap won't be able to defend himself no matter what he does or how good his lawyer is. 

After he is convicted, his life will be over.  Let's say he gets 10 years... once the homies in the joint find out what he's in for (and they will), he'll be gangraped every night, that is if they don't just kill him outright.  If he does make it through prison, he gets out and will have to register as a sex offender, effectively making him unemployable and unable to get a place to live.  He'll either end up on the street or back in the joint, where the homies will be waiting.

Yes because the 50 or so co-workers that his lawyer calls in to testify that he was at work at the time won't matter

[The Master]

Yes because the 50 or so co-workers that his lawyer calls in to testify that he was at work at the time won't matter

No problemo, just stalk the fucker and break in when you know he's got no alibi.

[Method101]

i left dumbells ontop of a bench after doing shrugs with them, and then after ide finished my sets and walked away, the guy who works there came up to them and threw them off the bench violently in some display of showing its now allowed.

the next time i went to the gym there were big signs on all the walls saying please dont leave weights ontop of the benches.

now you have to pick dumbells off the floor to do shrugs as there is no space on the rack for the bigger dumbells... fking bullshit, the other people at the gym just put them on the benches anyway when that guy is not around.

[G o a t b o y]

Yes because the 50 or so co-workers that his lawyer calls in to testify that he was at work at the time won't matter

No, it most likely won't.  The fact that there is kiddie porn on his computer will get him convicted.  Go onto LexisNexis and start reading cases.


Besides, a sophisticated setup will choose times to do this when he doesn't have anyone credible to alabi him.

[Palpatine Q]

Well, ANOTHER reason to keep my addy off Getbig. Y'all have put some thought into this

[G o a t b o y]

Well, ANOTHER reason to keep my addy off Getbig. Y'all have put some thought into this

Oh, that's just one of the many ways to destroy someone by using the system.  And if you have enough money, you wouldn't even have to do it yourself...  just make a phone call.  Much more effective than these idiots who threaten people with violence. 

[Archer77]

This is my experience at a gym.  A female working behind the counter was rude to my wife and I asked for the number of her manager to complain and she called the cops.  I was calm and relaxed about it.  I am not the type to fly off the handle.  When the cops came they told me not worry, apparently they have had contact with her at that gym before and at her home.   


As for your situation Dan, you can always work out at Powerhouse on sashabaw.  It is a lot more expensive though.

[chaos]

Never had any trouble at the gym, but I've never worked out at a PLanet Fitness either. Just blow her off until she approaches you, then tell her you forgot and you'll catch her on your way out.