I think I am getting kicked out of Planet Fitness

[Moosejay]

Howie meant to say that telling him to fuck off wasn't the best thing I believe. I am not sure what else I could have said though.  "Scram" hardly seems appropriate.

Oh, I see...yes, something more appropriate

[Howard]

Oh, I see...yes, something more appropriate

Moosejay, you are in my demographic , you ever had many issues in gyms like this?
I never have myself???

[Moosejay]

Moosejay, you are in my demographic , you ever had many issues in gyms like this?
I never have myself???

Hey Howard.

Yes.

Last time training for how...I was supersetting cables with dbs.

It was very obvious the 25 lbers were mine, right under my feet while doing cables.

A young turk (obviously at the gym only to grab ass and get laid) grabbed my dbs while I was doing cables.

I stopped my set and said, in the coolest of tones:

"Hey man, I am almost done with those...", said with a smile...

Well words were exchanged...

He was not much of a challenge...he'd make fun of my spandex..."Nice pants..."

I'd retort..."I am 40, with an ass of stone...YOU could never, ever wear these"

"At 18, what is your excuse...you look to have been fat since you were an embryo..."

I "Owned" him easily, as many are given to saying here.

Ultimately, I told him I'd have him kicked out of the gym permanently...was not really serious...buit he had NO gym etiquette...I wondered ho0w he hadn't already been shot to death elsewhere...just due to his boorish actions...

Well, he went and got his keys...and I swear he RAN out of the gym...so as for me to not have time to report him.

Another time, two kids, I mean kids, got into it with me after taking over a machine I had one set left on.

"I am a member too...I can do what I want..."

Well, no.

I have been a member at this particular gym since college...over 20 years ago.

I went to the owner, and pointed out these two doofs...told him their actions.

He called them over, promptly wrote them out two checks for the balances of their memberships, and tossed them the hell out.

Youths, have respect!

[danielson]

Hey Howard.

Yes.

Last time training for how...I was supersetting cables with dbs.

It was very obvious the 25 lbers were mine, right under my feet while doing cables.

A young turk (obviously at the gym only to grab ass and get laid) grabbed my dbs while I was doing cables.

I stopped my set and said, in the coolest of tones:

"Hey man, I am almost done with those...", said with a smile...

Well words were exchanged...

He was not much of a challenge...he'd make fun of my spandex..."Nice pants..."

I'd retort..."I am 40, with an ass of stone...YOU could never, ever wear these"

"At 18, what is your excuse...you look to have been fat since you were an embryo..."

I "Owned" him easily, as many are given to saying here.

Ultimately, I told him I'd have him kicked out of the gym permanently...was not really serious...buit he had NO gym etiquette...I wondered ho0w he hadn't already been shot to death elsewhere...just due to his boorish actions...

Well, he went and got his keys...and I swear he RAN out of the gym...so as for me to not have time to report him.

Another time, two kids, I mean kids, got into it with me after taking over a machine I had one set left on.

"I am a member too...I can do what I want..."

Well, no.

I have been a member at this particular gym since college...over 20 years ago.

I went to the owner, and pointed out these two doofs...told him their actions.

He called them over, promptly wrote them out two checks for the balances of their memberships, and tossed them the hell out.

Youths, have respect!

Why were you wearing spandex anyway?

[chaos]

Hey Howard.

Yes.

Last time training for how...I was supersetting cables with dbs.

It was very obvious the 25 lbers were mine, right under my feet while doing cables.

A young turk (obviously at the gym only to grab ass and get laid) grabbed my dbs while I was doing cables.

I stopped my set and said, in the coolest of tones:

"Hey man, I am almost done with those...", said with a smile...

Well words were exchanged...

He was not much of a challenge...he'd make fun of my spandex..."Nice pants..."

I'd retort..."I am 40, with an ass of stone...YOU could never, ever wear these"

"At 18, what is your excuse...you look to have been fat since you were an embryo..."

I "Owned" him easily, as many are given to saying here.

Ultimately, I told him I'd have him kicked out of the gym permanently...was not really serious...buit he had NO gym etiquette...I wondered ho0w he hadn't already been shot to death elsewhere...just due to his boorish actions...

Well, he went and got his keys...and I swear he RAN out of the gym...so as for me to not have time to report him.

Another time, two kids, I mean kids, got into it with me after taking over a machine I had one set left on.

"I am a member too...I can do what I want..."

Well, no.

I have been a member at this particular gym since college...over 20 years ago.

I went to the owner, and pointed out these two doofs...told him their actions.

He called them over, promptly wrote them out two checks for the balances of their memberships, and tossed them the hell out.

Youths, have respect!

I don't have these problems, youngsters or elders, respect flows both ways.

Why were you wearing spandex anyway?

He was looking for a "date".

[The Ugly]

Why were you wearing spandex anyway?

Please tell us this happened in '85.

[Moosejay]

Why were you wearing spandex anyway?

Because I can get away with it....and I am stuck in the 80's, admittedly....

[Moosejay]

I don't have these problems, youngsters or elders, respect flows both ways.



He was looking for a "date".

Correct...respect goes both ways...but many of these kids think you have to 'earn' their respect.

Respect should me automatic for fellow man.

Of course, you can lose respect via actions.

[Moosejay]

Please tell us this happened in '85.

2003 

[Method101]

2003 

lol that kid has owned your mind for the last 5 years.

[chaos]

Correct...respect goes both ways...but many of these kids think you have to 'earn' their respect.

Respect should me automatic for fellow man.

Of course, you can lose respect via actions.

hahahahahaaaa "earn their respect", just take it........respect out of fear is still respect, is it not?

[The Ugly]

2003 

Don't mean to take sides, but I think the kid deserved a pants explanation.

[danielson]

When I was like 18 spandex pants were such a joke that every time we saw a dude wearing them my buddy would go up to them and kind of whisper "Hey buddy, wheres and average Joe like me get a smooth pair of pants like those?", I admit I kind of put him up to it, he was one of those guys who did whatever we told him. Now this was 1992, about 5 years away from them being "respectable" "passable" for wearing to the gym, but 2003 MJ, really?

[_bruce_]

Danielson, you did the right thing.
Over and out.

[danielson]

Danielson, you did the right thing.
Over and out.

Thanks Bruce. It's amazing how many people on here are taking the tattletales side. That explains why every time I log onto my email I see how many people are complaining about posts on the boards I mod , the estrogen is high with this bunch.

[chaos]

Thanks Bruce. It's amazing how many people on here are taking the tattletales side. That explains why every time I log onto my email I see how many people are complaining about posts on the boards I mod , the estrogen is high with this bunch.

I see nothing wrong with what you did, and I think you showed respectable restraint.

[Nordic Beast]

Because I can get away with it....and I am stuck in the 80's, admittedly....

hahah I remember seeing you wearing those things at the old World gym

I thought to myself "damn that guy is in helluva shape for his age....shit for any age, but why the fuck would anyone wear those things ?? "

not busting your balls Moose, you know me and you are cool, just being honest with you.

hows the health man?? Hope all is good and in order, I said a prayer for you while you were at the hospital.

[chaos]

hahah I remember seeing you wearing those things at the old World gym

I thought to myself "damn that guy is in helluva shape for his age....shit for any age, but why the fuck would anyone wear those things ?? "

not busting your balls Moose, you know me and you are cool, just being honest with you.

hows the health man?? Hope all is good and in order, I said a prayer for you while you were at the hospital.

He hasn't responded to this in several hours, yet he is flaming away in other threads.............Moos ejaw is officially a getbigger!!

[danielson]

Just for you cokksukkers who are saying I was the one out of line, notice the two preacher curls right next to each other and tell me you wouldn't tell the dude to fuck off either

[chaos]

Just for you cokksukkers who are saying I was the one out of line, notice the two preacher curls right next to each other and tell me you wouldn't tell the dude to fuck off either

OK, seriously, after seeing that pic, how in the fuck could you possible train in that place? I would rather face all the chicks I banged at all the other gyms, knowing they were talking shit, than to train in a place that looks like that. Good god man, get out of there ASAP!!!!!!!

[candidizzle]

what a pretty gym youve got there danyson. 

[danielson]

OK, seriously, after seeing that pic, how in the fuck could you possible train in that place? I would rather face all the chicks I banged at all the other gyms, knowing they were talking shit, than to train in a place that looks like that. Good god man, get out of there ASAP!!!!!!!

I don't mind the purple equipment, I still go to Ballys as well, I have a lifetime membership there. I honestly hate meatheads, you know like the dudes who eat 6 times a day, carry gallons of water, talk about working out all the time, 5 dudes deadlifitng on the platform in their muddy workshoes for 3 hours etc. It's nice to be away from them for a change and around professional types and bitches again at the gym. Come December I'll go to Powerhouse, maybe sooner.

[McFarland]

Just for you cokksukkers who are saying I was the one out of line, notice the two preacher curls right next to each other and tell me you wouldn't tell the dude to fuck off either

And so by the same token, don't you think that if the guy was already doing sets on one, with another exactly like it right beside it, that he'd wonder why the fuck you chose HIS machine to jump in on???    

[chaos]

I don't mind the purple equipment, I still go to Ballys as well, I have a lifetime membership there. I honestly hate meatheads, you know like the dudes who eat 6 times a day, carry gallons of water, talk about working out all the time, 5 dudes deadlifitng on the platform in their muddy workshoes for 3 hours etc. It's nice to be away from them for a change and around professional types and bitches again at the gym. Come December I'll go to Powerhouse, maybe sooner.

I'd spend more time at Ballys if I were you, that color just kills me.

[danielson]

what a pretty gym youve got there danyson. 

When you outgrow your obsession, and you will outgrow it trust me, you will realize that hardcore gyms are not the end all be all. Not to say that PF is a good gym, cuz it definitely is not. But a nice health club with plenty of weight and a decent clientele beats the shit out of a dirty gym that caters to juicers. I used to work out in the most hardcore gyms in Pontiac and Detroit, I was young and on gear and thought it was cool to hang with those losers. Now that I am older and wiser I favor working up my sweats with hot bitches.