Author Topic: Going to a wedding today questions on dress? (Read 2388 times)

technokc · « **on:** May 17, 2008, 10:55:42 AM »

So I am going to a friends wedding today and going to get wasted, you gotta love free beer, food, and brides maids. My question to my fellow getbiggers is do you think it would be a social faux pa to cut the sleeves of of my suit? I've been working on the guns and want to give them some show time if you know what I mean. I'm pretty sure that the all of the ladies will cream their panties at the sight of my pasty white 17 inchers.

Also do you think you can consider a fanny pack as a fashion accessory? Thanks for your time guys. I don't think there is anyone's opinion I value more than my fellow Getbiggers.

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #1 on:** May 17, 2008, 10:59:14 AM »

ok, heres what you need to do:

it is ok to wear the fanny pack and cut the sleeves off to show the hammers BUT keep the sleeves in the fanny pack. that way, if people start hating on you, you can duct tape the sleeves back on

technokc · « **Reply #2 on:** May 17, 2008, 11:01:34 AM »

Quote from: airosol on May 17, 2008, 10:59:14 AM

ok, heres what you need to do:

it is ok to wear the fanny pack and cut the sleeves off to show the hammers BUT keep the sleeves in the fanny pack. that way, if people start hating on you, you can duct tape the sleeves back on

Thanks airosol!! It is replies like these that assure me that Getbig has the answers to all of lifes tricky questions.

candidizzle · « **Reply #3 on:** May 17, 2008, 11:04:11 AM »

i would cut the pants off about mid thigh to so you can show off the quadraceps bro

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #4 on:** May 17, 2008, 11:06:34 AM »

i'd also consider cutting a hole in my pants and hanging my junk loose

bigkid · « **Reply #5 on:** May 17, 2008, 11:08:48 AM »

Golds string tee, zubaz, otomix shoes and gallon of water. Those whore don't stand a chance.

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #6 on:** May 17, 2008, 11:09:50 AM »

lol....only 5 replies in and already the funniest fucking thing ive read in weeks!

240 is Back · « **Reply #7 on:** May 17, 2008, 11:12:29 AM »

this thread is gold

technokc · « **Reply #8 on:** May 17, 2008, 11:18:56 AM »

Quote from: candidizzle on May 17, 2008, 11:04:11 AM

i would cut the pants off about mid thigh to so you can show off the quadraceps bro

Only thing that worries me about that idea is that it would be hard to keep them flexed all day. At least with the guns I can supinate my wrist whilst enjoying my beverage to keep those babies pumped! Also the classic tri pump on the edge of the chair are all easy well respected maneuvers.

BayGBM · « **Reply #9 on:** May 17, 2008, 11:23:20 AM »

Is it a gay wedding?

dr.chimps · « **Reply #10 on:** May 17, 2008, 12:26:20 PM »

Quote from: ProteinFarts! on May 17, 2008, 11:06:34 AM

i'd also consider cutting a hole in my pants and hanging my junk loose

Bwahaha. *ZING*

/something old, something new, something borrowed and something trouser snake

jetpower · « **Reply #11 on:** May 17, 2008, 12:29:38 PM »

Consult with Bob Chicherillo.

Epic_Monster · « **Reply #12 on:** May 17, 2008, 12:31:13 PM »

Combat boots(untied), white tube socks(pushed down), cut-off stone wash jeans(pockets should be visible), rag top(gray in color), Skull cap(Tapout).

Knowledge · « **Reply #13 on:** May 17, 2008, 12:41:15 PM »

Ripaway pants and G... Pull the party boy routine after you get wasted for the ladies

Epic_Monster · « **Reply #14 on:** May 17, 2008, 12:43:51 PM »

Quote from: Knowledge on May 17, 2008, 12:41:15 PM

Ripaway pants and G... Pull the party boy routine after you get wasted for the ladies

Oh no!

Monster81 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 17, 2008, 01:06:41 PM »

thats how me and my boys dress for parties...

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #16 on:** May 17, 2008, 01:08:16 PM »

Quote from: technokc on May 17, 2008, 10:55:42 AM

So I am going to a friends wedding today and going to get wasted, you gotta love free beer, food, and brides maids. My question to my fellow getbiggers is do you think it would be a social faux pa to cut the sleeves of of my suit? I've been working on the guns and want to give them some show time if you know what I mean. I'm pretty sure that the all of the ladies will cream their panties at the sight of my pasty white 17 inchers.

Also do you think you can consider a fanny pack as a fashion accessory? Thanks for your time guys. I don't think there is anyone's opinion I value more than my fellow Getbiggers.

Well, according to Vince Basile that would be appropriate attire for attending the funeral of someone you've never met uninvited, but not for a wedding. However, it might work without the fanny pack, as long as you add some otomix boots.

Tesla · « **Reply #17 on:** May 17, 2008, 01:57:25 PM »

If you're trying to get some tail at a wedding Tapout gear is not going to cut it these days.

Loos Toof is where it's at!

Check out these warriors!!!

http://loostooffightgear.com

Epic_Monster · « **Reply #18 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:52:02 PM »

Quote from: Monster81 on May 17, 2008, 01:06:41 PM

thats how me and my boys dress for parties...

Those dudes know how to dress!

webcake · « **Reply #19 on:** May 17, 2008, 05:02:15 PM »

Go naked.....or just in a pair of posing trunks.

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #20 on:** May 17, 2008, 05:16:29 PM »

Wear a sport coat with dress pants. Don't wear a shirt so you can show off your awesome pecs and beer gut. Also, make sure to wear a poka dot bowtie.

DA would be proud.