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JOHN MATRIX

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genetic scientists create strip of beef jerkey with eyes!!!
« on: May 17, 2008, 09:19:29 PM »
and teeth!!

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calmus

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Re: genetic scientists create strip of beef jerkey with eyes!!!
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2008, 09:22:14 PM »
I wouldn't mind chewing on some of that.
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Re: genetic scientists create strip of beef jerkey with eyes!!!
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2008, 09:23:26 PM »
Quote from: calmus on May 17, 2008, 09:22:14 PM
I wouldn't mind chewing on some of that.

Great for the muscles of mastication!
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Camel Jockey

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Re: genetic scientists create strip of beef jerkey with eyes!!!
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2008, 09:23:30 PM »
Scientists stole the DNA of Scott Alexander to give the mutant jerky a piercing stare.
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Re: genetic scientists create strip of beef jerkey with eyes!!!
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2008, 09:25:48 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on May 17, 2008, 09:23:30 PM
Scientists stole the DNA of Scott Alexander to give the mutant jerky a piercing stare.

Why doesn't this fellow ever smile?
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webcake

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Re: genetic scientists create strip of beef jerkey with eyes!!!
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2008, 09:25:54 PM »
I heard that Scott Alexander is a direct descendant of God, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Elvis. Any truth to this?
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calmus

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Re: genetic scientists create strip of beef jerkey with eyes!!!
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2008, 09:26:11 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on May 17, 2008, 09:23:30 PM
Scientists stole the DNA of Scott Alexander to give the mutant jerky a piercing stare.

Something tells me you're quite the giant queer.
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webcake

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Re: genetic scientists create strip of beef jerkey with eyes!!!
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2008, 09:26:53 PM »
Quote from: Moosejay on May 17, 2008, 09:25:48 PM
Why doesn't this fellow ever smile?

He has no need to smile. He is so happy and content with life that smiling does not do him justice...
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Nordic Beast

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Re: genetic scientists create strip of beef jerkey with eyes!!!
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2008, 09:29:41 PM »
its weird that Beast and Rip look exactly alike---

why is that ???
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Re: genetic scientists create strip of beef jerkey with eyes!!!
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2008, 09:30:09 PM »
Quote from: webcke on May 17, 2008, 09:25:54 PM
I heard that Scott Alexander is a direct descendant of God, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Elvis. Any truth to this?

Sir, when using the name Elvis, please make sure that his name is placed in front of any other name, used in the same sentence. Thank you...Thank you very much.
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Re: genetic scientists create strip of beef jerkey with eyes!!!
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2008, 09:32:17 PM »
Quote from: tommywishbone on May 17, 2008, 09:30:09 PM
Sir, when using the name Elvis, please make sure that his name is placed in front of any other name, used in the same sentence. Thank you...Thank you very much.

apologies.
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Camel Jockey

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Re: genetic scientists create strip of beef jerkey with eyes!!!
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2008, 09:35:55 PM »
Quote from: tommywishbone on May 17, 2008, 09:30:09 PM
Sir, when using the name Elvis, please make sure that his name is placed in front of any other name, used in the same sentence. Thank you...Thank you very much.

Except if that name is Scott Alexander.

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JOHN MATRIX

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Re: genetic scientists create strip of beef jerkey with eyes!!!
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2008, 09:36:20 PM »
Quote from: Nordic Beast on May 17, 2008, 09:29:41 PM
its weird that Beast and Rip look exactly alike---

why is that ???
they are both shrived, dried up dark brown pieces of meat.
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Re: genetic scientists create strip of beef jerkey with eyes!!!
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2008, 09:38:37 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on May 17, 2008, 09:23:30 PM
Scientists stole the DNA of Scott Alexander to give the mutant jerky a piercing stare.

ROFL!  ;D
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bigguns23

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Re: genetic scientists create strip of beef jerkey with eyes!!!
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2008, 09:38:47 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on May 17, 2008, 09:19:29 PM
and teeth!!


Bored much John? GET TO DA CHOPPA!
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Nordic Beast

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Re: genetic scientists create strip of beef jerkey with eyes!!!
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2008, 09:39:30 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on May 17, 2008, 09:36:20 PM
they are both shrived, dried up dark brown pieces of meat.
no comment

Ron get mad
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Re: genetic scientists create strip of beef jerkey with eyes!!!
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2008, 09:39:39 PM »
Quote from: webcke on May 17, 2008, 09:26:53 PM
He has no need to smile. He is so happy and content with life that smiling does not do him justice...

Yes it would no doubt be the ultimate understatement, would it not?
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