Um--yes, you are a retard.
There is no reason for them to run for President, there are many rapping positions to fill, plenty of out of wedlock children to father and abandon, 40's to drink, Crack to be smoked, welfare checks to be received, and white bitches to manhandle at "da clubs". They have their hands filled with their own drama, most of it baby mama drama admittedly, but they have no time to run the free world.