Never buy clothes on a no carb day!

[El Diablo Blanco]

Yesterday I was on my second no carb day of the week and I went shopping and bought some button down shirts.  The shirts fit perfectly in the store.  I wore one to work this morning and it fit great.  For breakfast I had a hefty carb meal of a couple fat free waffles and syrup and a bowl of oatmeal.  I noticed while driving that the sleeves started to get tight and had to keep on adjust them, then just a couple hourse ago I had a large bowl or rice and chicken and I swear the shirt now fits like an under armour shirt.  I'm thinking of going home and changing because now I look like some guido wearing a shirt size too small so I can look large.

[flagadajones]

wow you must be so fookin huge ! 

[El Diablo Blanco]

wow you must be so fookin huge ! 

You missed the point fucktard.  I wasn't boasting how large I was, I was talking about how quickly you fill in when bouncing between low and high carbs.  Nice trying to revive the squadfather but you fail fucktard.

[Camel Jockey]

I like spread collars or regular point collars.

Button down shirts are teh gay.

[Fury]

You should stop buying your shirts from Kids R' Us.

[El Diablo Blanco]

I like spread collars or regular point collars.

Button down shirts are teh gay.

Don't you guys just slip on bed sheets and pin them like togas?

[Camel Jockey]

Don't you guys just slip on bed sheets and pin them like togas?

Only when I'm trying to dominate the board room like you, big guy. 

But seriously, your bullshit stories are usually more comical than this one.

[flagadajones]

You missed the point fucktard.  I wasn't boasting how large I was, I was talking about how quickly you fill in when bouncing between low and high carbs.  Nice trying to revive the squadfather but you fail fucktard.

you were.


retard.

[Camel Jockey]

You missed the point fucktard.  I was boasting how large fat I was

Fixed.

[StillTippin]

You should stop buying your shirts from Kids R' Us.

I think that is my all time favorite avatar and there has been some good ones on here.  Who is that?

[240 is Back]

shirts are for people who have caved to societal pressure.

god didn't make you with a shirt, so I'd say, why wear one?

[CalvinH]

The Hulk has this same problem.

[Blockhead]

Yesterday I was on my second no carb day of the week and I went shopping and bought some button down shirts.  The shirts fit perfectly in the store.  I wore one to work this morning and it fit great.  For breakfast I had a hefty carb meal of a couple fat free waffles and syrup and a bowl of oatmeal.  I noticed while driving that the sleeves started to get tight and had to keep on adjust them, then just a couple hourse ago I had a large bowl or rice and chicken and I swear the shirt now fits like an under armour shirt.  I'm thinking of going home and changing because now I look like some guido wearing a shirt size too small so I can look large.

Pffft! By theory only. You make it sound like if you avoid carbs a little bit then have some you suddenly have a strange gamma ray exposure experience where you all a sudden grow into a giant mutant muscle monster. I think you exaggerated ALOTabit.

[candidizzle]

when ever i fully deplete, and then carb back up there is quite a big difference. i dont know about popping shirt sleeves, but im noticeably thicker.

[Moen]

The opposite is true too, I bought a jeans on a full out refeed day and on my no carb days its so loose it looks sloppy 

[Stavios]

LMAO, yeah you gain 30 pounds when you carb load 

[Brutal_1]

Yesterday I was on my second no carb day of the week and I went shopping and bought some button down shirts.  The shirts fit perfectly in the store.  I wore one to work this morning and it fit great.  For breakfast I had a hefty carb meal of a couple fat free waffles and syrup and a bowl of oatmeal.  I noticed while driving that the sleeves started to get tight and had to keep on adjust them, then just a couple hourse ago I had a large bowl or rice and chicken and I swear the shirt now fits like an under armour shirt.  I'm thinking of going home and changing because now I look like some guido wearing a shirt size too small so I can look large.

I ALWAYS carry an extra shirt with me for after high carb meals, due to this "hulk like effect" 

[240 is Back]

LMAO, yeah you gain 30 pounds when you carb load 

DW says he fluctuates from 215 to 240 on some days. 

[Stavios]

DW says he fluctuates from 215 to 240 on some days. 

 

[Mars]

i wonder what squadfather would have said now

[Rearden Metal]

when ever i fully deplete, and then carb back up there is quite a big difference. i dont know about popping shirt sleeves, but im noticeably thicker.

POTD.

[Zaphod]

I ALWAYS carry an extra shirt with me for after high carb meals, due to this "hulk like effect" 

 

[Darren Avey]

I know what you mean, i bought a shirt when carb depleted and it felt loose, when i went out the following weekend carbed up it was skin tight, my pecs, arms ,delts, were bursting out, it looked like i had a shirt 8 sizes too small on 

[Brutal_1]

Yesterday I was on my second no carb day of the week and I went shopping and bought some button down shirts.  The shirts fit perfectly in the store.  I wore one to work this morning and it fit great.  For breakfast I had a hefty carb meal of a couple fat free waffles and syrup and a bowl of oatmeal.  I noticed while driving that the sleeves started to get tight and had to keep on adjust them, then just a couple hourse ago I had a large bowl or rice and chicken and I swear the shirt now fits like an under armour shirt.  I'm thinking of going home and changing because now I look like some guido wearing a shirt size too small so I can look large.

lol...

wait a minute, who the hell "goes shopping" on the second NO carb day?!   

[dov]

i wonder what squadfather would have said now

Brutal this, epic that..."Twink_of_steel"