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Re: NEVER BUY CLOTHES ON A NO CARB DAY
« Reply #50 on: August 19, 2008, 11:02:01 AM »
hahaha these classic MOS threads need to be stickied

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Re: NEVER BUY CLOTHES ON A NO CARB DAY
« Reply #51 on: August 19, 2008, 12:34:47 PM »
I have to wear an 18.5" shirt. So annoying when it is tucked in in work i look like a prick as its made for a fat guy and ruffles out around the waist

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Re: NEVER BUY CLOTHES ON A NO CARB DAY
« Reply #52 on: February 24, 2009, 07:53:41 AM »
bump for updates.

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Re: NEVER BUY CLOTHES ON A NO CARB DAY
« Reply #53 on: February 24, 2009, 07:55:11 AM »
bump for updates.
hahahahahahh, classic. ;D

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Re: NEVER BUY CLOTHES ON A NO CARB DAY
« Reply #54 on: February 24, 2009, 07:55:32 AM »
bump for updates.

I buy from here now.

www.hotbodz.com

sexy bodybuilder style clothes

and from here

www.burlapsacks.com

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Re: NEVER BUY CLOTHES ON A NO CARB DAY
« Reply #55 on: February 24, 2009, 07:56:28 AM »
hahahahahahh, classic. ;D

Didn't realize that mass 04 is another Squad gimmick.   How many do you have Mirz trailer boy?

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Re: NEVER BUY CLOTHES ON A NO CARB DAY
« Reply #56 on: February 24, 2009, 07:57:05 AM »
Only when I'm trying to dominate the board room like you, big guy.  ;D

But seriously, your bullshit stories are usually more comical than this one.
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Re: NEVER BUY CLOTHES ON A NO CARB DAY
« Reply #57 on: February 24, 2009, 08:00:06 AM »
;D

It was fun bantering with you squad, but I must move on to the Sexy board and check out some college sluts.

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Re: NEVER BUY CLOTHES ON A NO CARB DAY
« Reply #58 on: February 24, 2009, 08:05:25 AM »
dont you have any clothes that arent from baby gap

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Re: NEVER BUY CLOTHES ON A NO CARB DAY
« Reply #59 on: February 24, 2009, 08:12:43 AM »
lots of monsters in this thread, i would just expect that everyone has a personal tailor who would fix it for them when they noticed the irregularity of the shirt..
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Re: NEVER BUY CLOTHES ON A NO CARB DAY
« Reply #60 on: February 24, 2009, 08:14:58 AM »
i wonder what squadfather would have said now :'(

Dave, what would you have said by then?

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Re: NEVER BUY CLOTHES ON A NO CARB DAY
« Reply #61 on: February 24, 2009, 08:47:39 AM »
Dave, what would you have said by then?

Before of after he polished off a box of twinkies and sno balls?

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Re: Never buy clothes on a no carb day!
« Reply #62 on: April 11, 2009, 07:53:34 PM »
I bought condoms on my keto diet and I licked the chocolate off this girls tits and my cock blew up and destroyed the condom.

Never buy condoms on a no carb day

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Re: Never buy clothes on a no carb day!
« Reply #63 on: April 11, 2009, 08:20:45 PM »
Yesterday I was on my second no carb day of the week and I went shopping and bought some button down shirts.  The shirts fit perfectly in the store.  I wore one to work this morning and it fit great.  For breakfast I had a hefty carb meal of a couple fat free waffles and syrup and a bowl of oatmeal.  I noticed while driving that the sleeves started to get tight and had to keep on adjust them, then just a couple hourse ago I had a large bowl or rice and chicken and I swear the shirt now fits like an under armour shirt.  I'm thinking of going home and changing because now I look like some guido wearing a shirt size too small so I can look large.

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You disillusioned fool!

You think that the carb will have been assimilated that fast, converted to muscle glycogen and stored in the muscle, thusly giving you a fuller enough appearance to make a suitably fitting shit become tight?

Your metabolism is faster than that darkie scum Usain Bolt on fast forward if that is the case - I think not!

Tell the truth you bought the tightest, spray on shirt you could on a low carb day.

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Re: Never buy clothes on a no carb day!
« Reply #64 on: April 12, 2009, 04:45:22 AM »
I actually went to abuy a suit the other week.

The only Jacket that fit me was a 54"...it was needed for my shoulders. But insanly big around the waist as my waist is like 32"

No way in hell is my chest anywhere near 54" but my broad shoulders and height menat it was only one that fitted.

I dont have 300quid to spare to get one tailored

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Re: Never buy clothes on a no carb day!
« Reply #65 on: April 12, 2009, 05:25:36 AM »
classic thread

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Re: Never buy clothes on a no carb day!
« Reply #66 on: April 12, 2009, 06:33:37 AM »
I actually went to abuy a suit the other week.

The only Jacket that fit me was a 54"...it was needed for my shoulders. But insanly big around the waist as my waist is like 32"

No way in hell is my chest anywhere near 54" but my broad shoulders and height menat it was only one that fitted.

I dont have 300quid to spare to get one tailored


I wear the same size jacket.  I wear a suit to work every day.  If you cant spare the cash to get it tailored properly....don't buy it.  Wait until you can afford to get it tailored. 

My best friend is 6'4 245ish in good condition.  The guy has no issue buying clothes, but all the behemoths on getbig are so huge they have to wear 5x shirts and specially cut pants for their massive quads ::)

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Re: Never buy clothes on a no carb day!
« Reply #67 on: April 12, 2009, 06:39:27 AM »
monsters with 52 jackets and 30 inch waists

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Re: Never buy clothes on a no carb day!
« Reply #68 on: April 12, 2009, 06:39:39 AM »

I wear the same size jacket.  I wear a suit to work every day.  If you cant spare the cash to get it tailored properly....don't buy it.  Wait until you can afford to get it tailored. 

My best friend is 6'4 245ish in good condition.  The guy has no issue buying clothes, but all the behemoths on getbig are so huge they have to wear 5x shirts and specially cut pants for their massive quads ::)

yea i didnt buy it would have looked like an idiot.

i am also over 6'3 and walking around at 235 these days

i can get trousers no problem, shirts i just get ones with longer arms and bodies

I will be honest now my funnny porportions make it awkward to get jackets/nice coats

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Re: Never buy clothes on a no carb day!
« Reply #69 on: April 12, 2009, 06:52:33 AM »
 :)

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Re: Never buy clothes on a no carb day!
« Reply #70 on: April 12, 2009, 07:13:21 AM »
big dude

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Re: Never buy clothes on a no carb day!
« Reply #71 on: April 12, 2009, 08:18:55 AM »
I can't tell what that guys face looks like because the eyes are obscured.

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Re: Never buy clothes on a no carb day!
« Reply #72 on: April 12, 2009, 09:49:20 AM »
yes but it decreases the liklihood of being photoshopped etc  :)

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Re: NEVER BUY CLOTHES ON A NO CARB DAY
« Reply #74 on: April 12, 2009, 10:00:53 AM »
I have to wear an 18.5" shirt. So annoying when it is tucked in in work i look like a prick as its made for a fat guy and ruffles out around the waist

True, thats why you get a tailor.  It's only like $5 a shirt to have the side brought in.
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