HOW DO YOU GUYS....

[gordiano]

Find condoms that fit?

My head is like large mushroom...

[Bast000]

Empty Doritos bag.

[titusisback]

You may want to see a doctor to have those spots inspected..

[Camel Jockey]

I stop using toothpaste to lower my carb intake.

[candidizzle]

lol i seen on some pron where a dude looked like that thats fucking sick bro.. hahah....

anyways, if your seriously asking most regular sized ones fit just fine.....although never get those lifestyles ones those are like already dry and shit and they feel awful

[gordiano]

lol i seen on some pron where a dude looked like that thats fucking sick bro.. hahah....

anyways, if your seriously asking most regular sized ones fit just fine.....although never get those lifestyles ones those are like already dry and shit and they feel awful

Here's a tip:

Don't keep them in your wallet, for years at-a-time. Hell, make balloon animals with them if you have to......

[emn1964]

two words:  saran wrap

[candidizzle]

Here's a tip:

Don't keep them in your wallet, for years at-a-time. Hell, make balloon animals with them if you have to......

  " hahahhahaha "   

[gordiano]

two words:  saran wrap

Good man.

You have experience with "mushroom" head?

[Camel Jockey]

Here's a tip:

Don't keep them in your wallet, for years at-a-time. Hell, make balloon animals with them if you have to......

Gotta keep reserved stockpiled just in case. 

[gordiano]

  " hahahhahaha "   

Also, they go on your penis. Do not try to eat them.....

[candidizzle]

if i have condoms for more than a month i throw em away. that shit is fucking depressing ! LOL       i prefer to buy em when i think/ know im gonna need em


besides


you can always pull out ! 

[Emmortal]

Elephant intestine.

[SquatsRule]

If she won't go raw dog she's not worth having.