NEVER HAVE SEX ON CARB LOADING

[Stavios]

So I was carb depleted for the past few days and I decided to start carb loading yesterday to look big and full to impress the kids who play in the parc when I walk my dog with my super-human size.
So after 5 meal or so, I was having sex with my girlfriend and suddenly the carbs started to kick in and my penis got to his maximum fulness (the penis is a muscle so carb-loading affect his size)
Needless to say, I destroyed my girlfriend's vagina from the inside. It kinda exploded and there was blood everywhere

Never have sex while carb loading, just FYI

[mass 04]

hahaahah, too easy.

[Colossus_1986]

So I was carb depleted for the past few days and I decided to start carb loading yesterday to look big and full to impress the kids who play in the parc when I walk my dog with my super-human size.
So after 5 meal or so, I was having sex with my girlfriend and suddenly the carbs started to kick in and my penis got to his maximum fulness (the penis is a muscle so carb-loading affect his size)
Needless to say, I destroyed my girlfriend's vagina from the inside. It kinda exploded and there was blood everywhere

Never have sex while carb loading, just FYI

what exploded...your penis or her vagina?

lol is she on life support now? hahaha

[columbusdude82]

So I was carb depleted for the past few days and I decided to start carb loading yesterday to look big and full to impress the kids who play in the parc when I walk my dog with my super-human size.
So after 5 meal or so, I was having sex with my girlfriend and suddenly the carbs started to kick in and my penis got to his maximum fulness (the penis is a muscle so carb-loading affect his size)
Needless to say, I destroyed my girlfriend's vagina from the inside. It kinda exploded and there was blood everywhere

Never have sex while carb loading, just FYI

Puhh-leeeezzz.. like any woman would ever have sex with you

You'd be lucky to get a handjob from Spermataster in the dark alley behind your gym

[Stavios]

what exploded...your penis or her vagina?

lol is she on life support now? hahaha

Only her vagina exploded, my penis is still intact

she is fighting for her life as we speak

P.I.P

[Camel Jockey]

You also shouldn't get a blowjob while carb loading.

God knows that your penis might get huge from the sudden carb intake and might expand and disfigure your girlfriend's jaw.

[Colossus_1986]

You also shouldn't get a blowjob while carb loading.

God knows that your penis might get huge from the sudden carb intake and might expand and disfigure your girlfriend's jaw.

lol

[240 is Back]

Only her vagina exploded, my penis is still intact

she is fighting for her life as we speak

she won't recover.

it'll be like riding your bicycle through an airplane hanger from now on.

pack your backs and move to tighter pastures.

[Camel Jockey]

lol

Carb Loading is a dangerous thing man.

I'm getting so many typos now because today just happens to be my carb loading day. My fingers have expanded atleast by an inch and I'm hitting two keys where as I'd normally hit one.

[Stavios]

she won't recover.

it'll be like riding your bicycle through an airplane hanger from now on.

pack your backs and move to tighter pastures.

the other choice would be anal sex but I'd need to be carefull and only have sex with her on low carb days

[Rearden Metal]

the other choice would be anal sex but I'd need to be carefull and only have sex with her on low carb days

Yeah, that could get messy.

[Stavios]

Yeah, that could get messy.

hahaha I am not really a fan of that thing, I prefer the old-school way in the regular hole 

[240 is Back]

the other choice would be anal sex but I'd need to be carefull and only have sex with her on low carb days

I thought anal sex was the only kind of sex.

where else are you sticking this girl?

[Brutal_1]

So I was carb depleted for the past few days and I decided to start carb loading yesterday to look big and full to impress the kids who play in the parc when I walk my dog with my super-human size.
So after 5 meal or so, I was having sex with my girlfriend and suddenly the carbs started to kick in and my penis got to his maximum fulness (the penis is a muscle so carb-loading affect his size)
Needless to say, I destroyed my girlfriend's vagina from the inside. It kinda exploded and there was blood everywhere

Never have sex while carb loading, just FYI

 

[candidizzle]

lol ! 


i had the opposite thing happen to me a week or two back.   i had a meal scheduled for 4 o clock, but i got caught up with some poonany at about 3=30... but i didnt get my pants pulled off untill about 5=30..  and needless to say i was DEPLETED as all hell...weell the chick was like.. you call this thing a DICK??!!    and i tried to tell her, no baby its normally much bigger and fuller but look you caught me at a bad time i just missed my last carbd meal and now i have low glycogen stores in my cock and balls so they just appear smaller..!!