I bet you're the kind of guy that comes home from work to find your wife in bed with another man and you say "excuse me, I didn't mean to interupt". Then shut the door and back away, only to open it again a few seconds later and say "hey big black man, if you need someone to "catch", I'll be waiting outside the door".
Gayer than sucking mayonnaise out of a man straw.
How dare you insult me with such a pathetic retort!
I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who goes into an adoption agency, picks a 19 year old boy from Uganda, and have him come visit you and on the first night of his stay, and tell him, "Now look here boy. We're gonna have a little signaling system just between the two of us. I expect us to have sex everynight (and day), so if you want to have sex, you've got to pull my dick once. If you don't want sex, then just pull it 874 times......like this" and proceeds to jack off to the most disgusting thoughts that ever entered a queer's mind.
Gayer than flushing the toilet after taking a dump.