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Honeymoon updated (Safari was amazing)
« on: May 22, 2008, 11:29:26 PM »
I have never been on a Safari so I had no idea what to expect, I'm as qulaified Zookeeper so I have seen most of the animals (or the big 5 as they call them) I was under the impression that Kruger national park would be like the Seremgeti as in flat and we would drive through rough terain with the jeep, but Kruger (the park is bigger than israel) you have to stick to the dirt roads so you give the animals breathing space.
You have one game drive in the morning and one in the afternoon, you always have breakfast in the bush what was awesome since I had time to leave the other people talking to each other and I could go out with the Ranger and he was very nice and taught me the different tracking methods and what a lot of the markings means.
We enjoyed so many amazing moments, for example the first game drive we did was late in the evening and we were lucky enough to see a Leopard wo was busy marking his territory, but the most amazing experience was when we went on a bush walk, it becomes very appear ant  that anybody out there becomes   very fast food and there were some tense moments when we found very fresh elephant shit and even worse bull shit.

All in all the game lodge we stayed was phantastic, every place was laid out that you had a clear private few to the  bush and the last evening after a shower outside I heard a loud noise of breaking leaves outside what can only mean one thing, elephant, I ran to the front and found a lonely elephant bull grassing, absolutely phanastic.

Keith since you have asked so nice I will take time out when I'm back to write you what I have found out and send you some more pics.

First pic is the part of your lodge were you can sit and relax and watch the bush for some game, I sat there for ages with my binoculars trying to find animals walking past.

Second pic is early in the morning two elephant bulls..

last pic were a pack of wild dogs (these are very rare) it was fun to watch them hunt impalas,


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Re: Honeymoon updated (Safari was amazing)
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2008, 11:31:16 PM »

You need to get your eyes checked, my polish friend. I can only see one elephant, not two, and a single dog, not a pack.

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Re: Honeymoon updated (Safari was amazing)
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2008, 11:32:10 PM »
You need to get your eyes checked, my polish friend. I can only see one elephant, not two, and a single dog, not a pack.

LOL!  ;D

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Re: Honeymoon updated (Safari was amazing)
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2008, 11:36:36 PM »
You need to get your eyes checked, my polish friend. I can only see one elephant, not two, and a single dog, not a pack.

there was a total of 4 dogs, we made a small movie but its to large to post, it was amazing to see the Impala go nuts when they chased them, the ranger explained to me that the dogs try to find the one impala that doesn't feel well, so the impala try anything to make the dogs believe they are of excellent health by jumping realy high and far, they look a bit like ballett dancers.

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Re: Honeymoon updated (Safari was amazing)
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2008, 11:41:58 PM »
there was a total of 4 dogs, we made a small movie but its to large to post, it was amazing to see the Impala go nuts when they chased them, the ranger explained to me that the dogs try to find the one impala that doesn't feel well, so the impala try anything to make the dogs believe they are of excellent health by jumping realy high and far, they look a bit like ballett dancers.


Good pics Stark - are we going to see any of you or the missus?

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Re: Honeymoon updated (Safari was amazing)
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2008, 11:50:15 PM »
Good pics Stark - are we going to see any of you or the missus?

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Re: Honeymoon updated (Safari was amazing)
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2008, 11:57:22 PM »
Good pics Stark - are we going to see any of you or the missus?
:D :D :D ....that IS the missus


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Re: Honeymoon updated (Safari was amazing)
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2008, 12:02:46 AM »
:D :D :D ....that IS the missus


One of the best lines ever....Bravo!!!!!!! 










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Re: Honeymoon updated (Safari was amazing)
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2008, 12:05:01 AM »
wow those are some cool pics I would love to go on a trip like that

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Re: Honeymoon updated (Safari was amazing)
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2008, 12:05:51 AM »
One of the best lines ever....Bravo!!!!!!! 










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Re: Honeymoon updated (Safari was amazing)
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2008, 12:11:49 AM »
:D :D :D ....that IS the missus



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Re: Honeymoon updated (Safari was amazing)
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2008, 12:15:04 AM »
Cool pics man. Going on a safari is definietly on my list of "things to do"  8)
No doubt about it...

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Re: Honeymoon updated (Safari was amazing)
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2008, 12:25:03 AM »
nice pics!

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Re: Honeymoon updated (Safari was amazing)
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2008, 12:26:14 AM »
You need to get your eyes checked, my polish friend. I can only see one elephant, not two, and a single dog, not a pack.

You too, there are two dogs not one. ;D

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Re: Honeymoon updated (Safari was amazing)
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2008, 12:27:41 AM »
Thanks Stark

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Re: Honeymoon updated (Safari was amazing)
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2008, 12:28:02 AM »
Congrats....
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Re: Honeymoon updated (Safari was amazing)
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2008, 12:59:47 AM »
WITHOUT ACTUAL pics of him and wife, the thread is useless..

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Re: Honeymoon updated (Safari was amazing)
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2008, 01:04:05 AM »
WITHOUT ACTUAL pics of him and wife, the thread is useless..

I bet you want to see pics of HIM, not his wife.

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Re: Honeymoon updated (Safari was amazing)
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2008, 01:21:24 AM »
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Re: Honeymoon updated (Safari was amazing)
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2008, 01:27:08 AM »

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« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2008, 01:34:03 AM »
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Re: Honeymoon updated (Safari was amazing)
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2008, 01:48:14 AM »
WITHOUT ACTUAL pics of him and wife, the thread is useless..

Exactly.


I call bullshit on the whole "honeymoon".


Shit, for all we know, he was just going on Safari with some tranny....


Prove me wrong!
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Re: Honeymoon updated (Safari was amazing)
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2008, 02:02:15 AM »
Starks a cool brother, I heard about his wedding a while ago, why would you doubt his honeymoon, why would any husband post a picture of their wife on this board, you know what people will say never the less no matter what she looks like. 
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Re: Honeymoon updated (Safari was amazing)
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2008, 02:18:54 AM »
Starks a cool brother, I heard about his wedding a while ago, why would you doubt his honeymoon, why would any husband post a picture of their wife on this board, you know what people will say never the less no matter what she looks like. 

Except your name is sevastase and you want to rule out some gay rumors, then you rent a hooker for 2 days, make a short trip with her to 100s of places, take 4gb worth of pics and then post them from time to time as your "fiancee".

gayer than searching for getbiggers you want to fuck on gay dating sites.