Author Topic: He can field his own bb team! (Read 3543 times)

Moosejay · « **on:** May 23, 2008, 07:29:56 AM »

Forgive me if this is old news....but I just read this:

Travis Henry, of the Denver Broncos...has NINE (9) children

with

NINE(9) different women.

I don't care what his contract calls for money wise...but it is no way enough...

what a dumbass...

240 is Back · « **Reply #1 on:** May 23, 2008, 07:33:15 AM »

ATHLETES WITH ILLEGITIMATE KIDS

THE HEAVYWEIGHTS
Calvin Murphy - 14 illegitimate kids by 9 women. You sir are our current champion.
NEW MEMBER Travis Henry - 9 kids by 9 women. All of this by 28. Impressive. He is on pace to catch Calvin. The fact that he's broke from paying child support may slow him down though.
Ex-San Antonio Spur Willie Anderson - 9 illegitimate kids. If only his field goal percentage had been as high as his impregnation rate.
Evander Holyfield - 9 illegitimate kids. Has more kids than brain cells left.
Shawn Kemp - 7 illegitimate kids by 6 women. Gives his nickname of the Reign Man new meaning.
Derrick Thomas - 7 illegitimate kids by 5 women. He died at 33. Let's just leave it at that.

THE MIDDLEWEIGHTS
Larry Johnson (basketball) - 5 kids by 4 women. 3 are illegitimate.
Charles Rogers - Uber-NFL Draft bust reportedly has 5 illegitimate kids...and no paycheck. Definitely the makings of a solid family.
Santonio Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids by two women, before leaving college.
Former Celtic Greg Minor - 3 illegitimate kids.
Ricky Williams - 3 illegitimate kids. Maybe that's why he smokes so much weed.
Priest Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids. You best keep running Priest.

THE LIGHTNING FAST GROUP
Willis McGahee - 3 illegitimate kids in 2 years in Buffalo. Not a lot to do in Buffalo, except make babies. Lots and lots of babies.

THE GUYS YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT GROUP
Walter Herrmann
Peja Stojakovic
Wizards Coach Eddie Jordan
NHL player Daniel Alfredsson
NHL player Richard Zednik
Mike Miller
NEW MEMBER - Tracy McGrady

THE FAMOUS OLD GUYS GROUP
Steve Garvey - 2 illegitimate kids by 2 women.
Dr. J - 2 illegitimate kids by 2 women.
Larry Bird
Isiah Thomas
Jim Palmer
Darryl Strawberry
Pete Rose
Tug McGraw

THE GETTING A HEAD START GROUP
Gary Sheffield - Had 2 illegitimate kids by age 17. Added a few more later on in life.

THE THAT'S JUST WRONG GROUP
Elijah Dukes - recently impregnated a 17-year-old foster child. Also has 4 more illegitimate kids - making him a middleweight as well.

THE QB KIDS GROUP
Matt Leinart - already has one, my guess is he's working hard on another.
NOW OFFICIAL Tom Brady - the dream baby is here.

KEEP YOUR EYE ON THIS GUY GROUP
Noel Devine - He's not an official member yet because he's not a pro. He's an incoming freshman at WV. But he had 2 illegitimate kids in high school, and possibly more. Keep it Noel, a good start, but you've got a long way to go.

GUYS WITH AT LEAST ONE ILLEGITIMATE KID
Antawn Jamison
Chipper Jones
DeShawn Stevenson
Cliff Floyd
Mark Messier
Brian Urlacher
Rae Carruth - Yes, he fathered an illegitimate kid before the incident where he had his pregnant girlfriend gunned down.
Oscar De La Hoya
Juan Gonzalez
Andre Rison
David Justice
Alonzo Spellman
Dave Meggett
Gary Payton - From a reader: The best part about Gary Payton is that his illegitimate kid is named "Gary Payton, Jr." so that when his wife (or whatever) had a kid, and he wanted a junior, he couldn't do it without major confusion, so he named his legitimate kid "Gary Payton II."
Stephon Marbury
Jason Kidd
Allen Iverson
Latrell Sprewell
Juwan Howard
Kenny Anderson
Scottie Pippen
Hakeem Olajuwon
Patrick Ewing
Randy Johnson

So in other words, the moral of the story is wrap it up tight. Unless you're a professional athlete. Then just do whatever the hell you want.

JasonH · « **Reply #2 on:** May 23, 2008, 07:35:54 AM »

Do black guys not believe in wearing condoms or something?

emn1964 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 23, 2008, 07:36:46 AM »

ponderous

Moosejay · « **Reply #4 on:** May 23, 2008, 07:36:59 AM »

Yeah...they always push Priest Holmes as some kind of altar boy...he ain't no 'priest'...that's fo sho

Moosejay · « **Reply #5 on:** May 23, 2008, 07:37:50 AM »

Quote from: BigJ on May 23, 2008, 07:35:54 AM

Do black guys not believe in wearing condoms or something?

Maybe just overly fertile...ya know...just 'rub up' next to a gal in a crowd...come out the other side with a baby grasping your hand....

emn1964 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 23, 2008, 07:39:21 AM »

Quote from: Moosejay on May 23, 2008, 07:36:59 AM

Yeah...they always push Priest Holmes as some kind of altar boy...he ain't no 'priest'...that's fo sho

more to the point why should any athlete, pro or otherwise, be set up as some sort of role model. never understood that.

jaejonna · « **Reply #7 on:** May 23, 2008, 07:39:41 AM »

Alot of white guys jealous of black dudes with money in this thread...

Moosejay · « **Reply #8 on:** May 23, 2008, 07:40:22 AM »

Calvin Murphy is no longer play by play guy for Rockets. They canned his bb camp at local University, too.

Illigeit kids charged him with mult counts of incest/ molestation.

Great character investments he's made, indeed.

Moosejay · « **Reply #9 on:** May 23, 2008, 07:41:44 AM »

Quote from: jaejonna on May 23, 2008, 07:39:41 AM

Alot of white guys jealous of black dudes with money in this thread...

You are missing the point.

These sterling fellows 'with money', actually have none left do to their sloppy lifestyles and poor 'choices', as their reps like to call them.

Moosejay · « **Reply #10 on:** May 23, 2008, 07:42:32 AM »

Quote from: emn1964 on May 23, 2008, 07:39:21 AM

more to the point why should any athlete, pro or otherwise, be set up as some sort of role model. never understood that.

They should not be.

They are often among the worst miscreants in society.

roc · « **Reply #11 on:** May 23, 2008, 07:42:54 AM »

moose i don't know if you remember this dude but shawn kemp , formerly of the seattle supersonics and a few other teams was the same way. some african american athletes don't give a shit. daerren mcfadden of the raiders has 3 already by 3 different women

Moosejay · « **Reply #12 on:** May 23, 2008, 07:45:42 AM »

I remember, Roc. He is about my age, Kemp, that is.

Was indeed a superstar...could have been like Jordan but was in a crappy market (Seattle) with poor media coverage.

Didn't stop him from overproducing kids...and he is broke now.

Another expert 'choice maker' would be that paragon of citizenry, Latrell Sprewell.

His name should speak for itself.

KillerMonk · « **Reply #13 on:** May 23, 2008, 07:49:59 AM »

Ive been wearing condoms with every woman i have slept with from the age of 16 to 36 except for one woman where i had a relationship and that ended because i did not want marriage.

emn1964 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 23, 2008, 07:51:45 AM »

Quote from: KillerMonk on May 23, 2008, 07:49:59 AM

Ive been wearing condoms with every woman i have slept with from the age of 16 to 36 except for one woman where i had a relationship and that ended because i did not want marriage.

i am wearing a condom as i type this

JasonH · « **Reply #15 on:** May 23, 2008, 07:54:02 AM »

Quote from: emn1964 on May 23, 2008, 07:51:45 AM

i am wearing a condom as i type this

Planning a posh wank are we?

Moosejay · « **Reply #16 on:** May 23, 2008, 07:54:21 AM »

Quote from: KillerMonk on May 23, 2008, 07:49:59 AM

Ive been wearing condoms with every woman i have slept with from the age of 16 to 36 except for one woman where i had a relationship and that ended because i did not want marriage.

You are fortunate that she did not trap you...very fortunate...especially since she wanted marriage..

Ask yourself..."if I had married her...where would I be today...?"

jaejonna · « **Reply #17 on:** May 23, 2008, 07:56:06 AM »

who cares what anyone does with thier money, why does it bother you bitch ?

Moosejay · « **Reply #18 on:** May 23, 2008, 07:58:15 AM »

Quote from: jaejonna on May 23, 2008, 07:56:06 AM

who cares what anyone does with thier money, why does it bother you bitch ?

It does not bother me.

However

It should bother us all.

With less and less self-responsibility...in these cases....too many uncared for children..

Just whom, do you think, takes up the load of care for them?

Me and you, JJ.

Simple math.

MJ Approved

KillerMonk · « **Reply #19 on:** May 23, 2008, 08:06:32 AM »

Quote from: Moosejay on May 23, 2008, 07:54:21 AM

You are fortunate that she did not trap you...very fortunate...especially since she wanted marriage..

Ask yourself..."if I had married her...where would I be today...?"

Trapped but with a child i could not afford a morgate on a house with only one income,I want children but not until my late 40s

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #20 on:** May 23, 2008, 08:11:47 AM »

Quote from: jaejonna on May 23, 2008, 07:56:06 AM

who cares what anyone does with thier money, why does it bother you bitch ?

Why does it bother you that someone is pointing out that all these negroes are pumping out kids that they don't give a shit about. The only people who benefit are the ones who own the prisons, more state money for them.

CalvinH · « **Reply #21 on:** May 23, 2008, 08:26:50 AM »

Moose is getting closer and closer to racism.

Moosejay · « **Reply #22 on:** May 23, 2008, 08:30:13 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on May 23, 2008, 08:26:50 AM

Moose is getting closer and closer to racism.

I mentioned color here NOT ONCE.

Your interpretations of my statements tell what your are avering applies to YOU.

Moosejay · « **Reply #23 on:** May 23, 2008, 08:30:55 AM »

Quote from: KillerMonk on May 23, 2008, 08:06:32 AM

Trapped but with a child i could not afford a morgate on a house with only one income,I want children but not until my late 40s

Smart man.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #24 on:** May 23, 2008, 08:37:18 AM »

Quote from: Moosejay on May 23, 2008, 08:30:55 AM

Smart man.

Nope. Sorry MJ.

I had my child when I was 30 and wish i had her younger than that.

If you have a child when you're 48 when she's 10 you'll be 58. Think of the fun she'll have changing your diapers