I miss those "X weeks out" Pro Kitchen pics...

[Alex23]

... So I thought I would make my own.

In no way I'm a pro or anything semblant of a speedoized oiled man.

Instead I enjoy beer, greasy food and a well-lit kitchen.

[bigguns23]

... So I though I would make my own.

In no way I'm a pro or anything semblant of a speedoized oiled man.

Instead I enjoy beer, greasy food and a well-lit kitchen.

your face kind of looks like something out of dick tracy lol Look swole bra!

[G o a t b o y]

Good job, Alex...  you're what, 47 weeks out in that pic?

[windsor88]

 nice looking kitchen.  dig the lights under the cabinets.

[Alex23]

Good job, Alex...  you're what, 47 weeks out in that pic?

46 1/2.... The ligthing is playing tricks apparently.

[NaturalWonder83]

thats a great looking red dish towel...do u recall where u bought it?

[G o a t b o y]

46 1/2.... The ligthing is playing trick apparently.

Ahhhhhhh.....  my mistake. 

[jtsunami]

I swear alex uses steroids

[Alex23]

I swear alex uses steroids

Did I leave anything on the counter?

[bebop396]

Xray glasses that see through a fridge door that is not even in the picture...Where can i get a pair of those?

[youandme]

Did I leave anything on the counter?

no but open the fridge and let us see the insulin, haha

[Camel Jockey]

You should attend the King Kamali School of Proper Kitchen Lighting.

[Alex23]

no but open the fridge and let us see the insulin, haha

Wrong house

[tommywishbone]

I hate your crock pot. 

[Alex23]

I hate your crock pot. 

I hate it too. the other day him and the pot where conspirating against me. 

[PANDAEMONIUM]

46 1/2.... The ligthing is playing tricks apparently.

Alex, you're lookin' damn swole in those pics.  Nice to seem some of the guys here still lift weights.

[Alex23]

Alex, you're lookin' damn swole in those pics.  Nice to seem some of the guys here still lift weights.

Haven't touched a weight in 3 weeks until today... I think I might go back to train 5 days a week and crank it up a notch....  well after tonight's last 12pack of Pale Ale

[m8]

Pas mal ta cuisine 
Mais sérieusement, t'es balèze

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Haven't touched a weight in 3 weeks until today... I think I might go back to train 5 days a week and crank it up a notch....  well after tonight's last 12pack of Pale Ale

haha I hear ya, we just hosted a huge BBQ party for about 20 people.  I've eaten at least 3000 calories just in ice cream and burgers alone. But i was "low carbing" it so I didn't eat the buns, so I could stockpile more cals on ice cream.

But seriously, like I said, looking mighty swole there.  Keep up the good work.

[Alex23]

haha I hear ya, we just hosted a huge BBQ party for about 20 people.  I've eaten at least 3000 calories just in ice cream and burgers alone. But i was "low carbing" it so I didn't eat the buns, so I could stockpile more cals on ice cream.

But seriously, like I said, looking mighty swole there.  Keep up the good work.

Hahaha I keep doing that when we go out... skip the buns/fries/pasta...  then allways find myself saying "ah what the fuck not" when desert time comes

[Alex23]

Pas mal ta cuisine 
Mais sérieusement, t'es balèze

hahaha @balèze ca fait un bout que j'ai pas entendu

Couple of years ago I was training in Redwood city and a bunch of French shmoes used to show up at lunch time and make comments in french about people in there. Once they hit me with a "Regarde le gros balèze, il a l'air d'un degenere", which means "look at the big retard" basically.

I walked to them and said "hey ca va, pas mal pour un gros "balèze" hein", which "what's up, not too bad for a big retard"... One pissed his pants.

Turns out all 3 worked for Tibco, a tech we used to have a OEM partnership with. The week after, two of them showed up at oracle for a meeting on one of the products I used to manage. Priceless


Never say shit loud.. even in a funny tongue

[m8]

Non non, il n'y a aucune connotation de ce genre dans mes propos 
Keep up the good work.

[Captain Equipoise]

What an attention whore..

[Alex23]

What an attention whore..

Says the sub 200lb bling-bling mexican juicer who posts a pic holding a "DesertEagle" like it's a phenomenon

Epic jealousy.

[Van_Bilderass]

Haven't touched a weight in 3 weeks until today... I think I might go back to train 5 days a week and crank it up a notch....  well after tonight's last 12pack of Pale Ale

Why? You're not doing the show?