Squad is a friend, yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine-
But Lately something's changed that ain't hard to define-
Squad's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine-
And she's watching him with those Bi's
And she's lovin' him with that 50% fat body, I just know it-
Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his 15 inch arms late, late at night-
You Know, I wish that I had Squad's girl, I wish that I had Squads girl-
Where can i find a women like that-
I play along with the charade, there doesnt seem to be a reason to change-
You, know I feel so dirty when they start talking cute-
I wanna tell her that I love her but they make me want to puke-
'Cos she's watching him with those Bi's-
And she's lovin' him with that 50% fat body, I just know it-
And he's holding her in his 15 inch arms late, late at night-
Like Squad's girl, I wish that I had Squad's girl-
Where can I find a women, Where, can I find a women like that,-
And I'm look'n in the circus mirror all the time-
Wondering what she don't see in me...I've been funny-
Ive been cool with the lines, ain't that the way love supposed to be-
Tell me, where can I find a women like that-
(solo)
You know, I wish I had Squad's Girl-
I wish that I had Squad's Girl-
Where can I find a tub of lard like that, Like-
Squad's Girl
I wish I had Squad's girl
I want, I want Squad's girl----