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hank wood, you alone have the courage to speak truth and righteousness boldly to the face of the powers that be.

Your tireless zeal on behalf of virtue, heterosexuality, and family values sets a moral example to us all.

Carry on brother!!!

The rest of y'all, this is where you get to voice your support for that pillar of righteousness, Mr. hank wood!

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Re: hank wood: A Voice of Righteousness Crying in the Wilderness
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2008, 06:28:31 PM »
haha  Mr. ?   :-X

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Re: hank wood: A Voice of Righteousness Crying in the Wilderness
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2008, 06:30:27 PM »
In a bodybuilding world infested by faggotry and infiltrated by cum-guzzlers, schmoes, and muscle bears,

One man has the courage to face it all alone!

One man marches on towards his destiny.

His mission: to rid bodybuilding of the shameless homosexuals and faggotry, and re-instate wholesome, all-American values.

hank wood: man on a mission!

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Re: hank wood: A Voice of Righteousness Crying in the Wilderness
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2008, 06:35:33 PM »
Hank has a good insight on Milos and Crew.

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Re: hank wood: A Voice of Righteousness Crying in the Wilderness
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2008, 06:36:42 PM »
Blessed be the one who speaks righteousness and utters truth!

hank wood, he is the anointed one who is destined to salvage our dear sport of bodybuilding from the shameless sodomites and their ilk!

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Re: hank wood: A Voice of Righteousness Crying in the Wilderness
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2008, 06:44:13 PM »
hank wood Sean Rey, you alone have the courage to speak truth and righteousness boldly to the face of the powers that be.

Your tireless zeal on behalf of virtue, heterosexuality, and family values sets a moral example to us all.

Carry on brother Sean Rey ! !

The rest of y'all, this is where you get to voice your support for that pillar of righteousness, Mr. hank wood Sean Rey



In a bodybuilding world infested by faggotry and infiltrated by cum-guzzlers, schmoes, and muscle bears,

One man has the courage to face it all alone!

One man marches on towards his destiny.

His mission: to rid bodybuilding of the shameless homosexuals and faggotry, and re-instate wholesome, all-American values.

hank wood Sean Rey : man on a mission!
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Hank Sean Rey has a good insight on Milos and Crew.


Blessed be the one who speaks righteousness and utters truth!

hank wood Sean Rey, he is the anointed one who is destined to salvage our dear sport of bodybuilding from the shameless sodomites and their ilk!

Sean Rey is the man!

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Re: hank wood: A Voice of Righteousness Crying in the Wilderness
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2008, 06:46:24 PM »
This noble, self-sacrificing, brave knight is striving to re-claim our sport of bodybuilding from the gay activists, who took it over in the 80's.

Only hank wood recognizes the anti-dote to faggotry, and only he musters the courage to lead the counter-revolution!

No longer will bodybuilding be held hostage to hordes of cheering queers, gleefully applauding their favorite muscleman as he strips down into a thong and sleazily poses his drug-built physique to the gayest R'N'B music!

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Re: hank wood: A Voice of Righteousness Crying in the Wilderness
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2008, 06:50:50 PM »
Hank-u have quite the large fan base on the east coast
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Re: hank wood: A Voice of Righteousness Crying in the Wilderness
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2008, 06:52:10 PM »
Hank-u have quite the large fan base on the east coast
              You said the same to Chick so it means very little.

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Re: hank wood: A Voice of Righteousness Crying in the Wilderness
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2008, 06:57:34 PM »
hank wood will bring down the diseased edifice of competitive bodybuilding, collapsing on top of all the queers, schmoes, and bodybuilder whores.

In its place, he will erect a new sport, dedicated to heterosexuality and virtue.

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Re: hank wood: A Voice of Righteousness Crying in the Wilderness
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2008, 07:00:23 PM »
hank has some good insight , no doubt.  but he is a hard dude. he is abrasive as hell at times. brings a point or two but his posts are rough to tolerate.

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Re: hank wood: A Voice of Righteousness Crying in the Wilderness
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2008, 07:14:19 PM »
hank wood knows that the sport of bodybuilding is dying, because it isn't bringing in enough heterosexuals.

The heterosexuals are repulsed by the sight of  cheering queens howling at the moon as their musclebound idols strip like shameless whores.

As a result, bodybuilding has become a fringe pursuit, beholden to the depraved unmentionable minority, and money is tight.

But never fear, hank is going to change all that.

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Re: hank wood: A Voice of Righteousness Crying in the Wilderness
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2008, 07:22:14 PM »
hank wood is a good man, no doubt about it
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Re: hank wood: A Voice of Righteousness Crying in the Wilderness
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2008, 08:26:27 PM »
Sean Rey is the man!

the writing style, the faux outrage, seems too similar to Melvin's.   but why would a gay man write such homophobic things?  oh, that's right, it's Melvin.

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Re: hank wood: A Voice of Righteousness Crying in the Wilderness
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2008, 08:30:16 PM »
hank is oblivious to this.

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Re: hank wood: A Voice of Righteousness Crying in the Wilderness
« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2008, 08:45:07 PM »
hank wood will bring down the diseased edifice of competitive bodybuilding, collapsing on top of all the queers, schmoes, and bodybuilder whores.

In its place, he will erect a new sport, dedicated to heterosexuality and virtue.

LOL
HAHA, RON.....

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Re: hank wood: A Voice of Righteousness Crying in the Wilderness
« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2008, 08:50:23 PM »
the writing style, the faux outrage, seems too similar to Melvin's.   but why would a gay man write such homophobic things?  oh, that's right, it's Melvin.

I've nevr thought about it, but that's an interesting angle.

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Re: hank wood: A Voice of Righteousness Crying in the Wilderness
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2008, 06:13:09 AM »
hank wood's concern for the state of our sport is truly heart-felt and touching. His distaste for the unbridled butt-piracy and rump-ranger-ism that pervade bodybuilding from the local amateur level to the Olympia is the beginning of the counter-revolution against the gay activists.

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Re: hank wood: A Voice of Righteousness Crying in the Wilderness
« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2008, 06:17:25 AM »
I like this Hank Wood person, his Owning skills are premium
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Re: hank wood: A Voice of Righteousness Crying in the Wilderness
« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2008, 06:40:11 AM »
I like this Hank Wood person, his Owning skills are premium

He is oblivious to all attacks against him too!

He has bitchslapped more pros in that Times Square thread than any other Getbigger in a long time.  ;D

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Re: hank wood: A Voice of Righteousness Crying in the Wilderness
« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2008, 01:06:47 PM »
Our sport is in crisis. Who can yank the bodybuilders out of the grasp of their adoring queer fans?

Why, it's none other than our own hank wood!

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Re: hank wood: A Voice of Righteousness Crying in the Wilderness
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2008, 02:23:24 PM »
Carry on, our great prophet. Share your wisdom and revelation with us!

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Re: hank wood: A Voice of Righteousness Crying in the Wilderness
« Reply #22 on: June 19, 2008, 05:04:16 PM »
Where is our great hero? Is he still plotting to liberate our beloved sport from the limp-wristed grasp of the gay activists? ???

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Re: hank wood: A Voice of Righteousness Crying in the Wilderness
« Reply #23 on: June 19, 2008, 09:21:37 PM »
i havent seen any of hanks posts in a while, where has he been?  definitely one of the best people here

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Re: hank wood: A Voice of Righteousness Crying in the Wilderness
« Reply #24 on: June 20, 2008, 12:20:51 AM »
If Hank is someone "famous" e.g. Melvin or Sean, why would he find happiness in insulting a young kid like Steve Namat?  :-\