Gym police hags...

[Moosejay]

Last show I trained for...I was kicking it hard of cardio...I sweat profusely...probably more than anyone I've seen.

I clean off machines always after using them.

Some old biddy came running up to me, "Mike...you forgot to clean off the machine..."

Don't know how she knew my name...and I did NOT forget to clean the machine off...maybe it was not sparkling clean enough for her...

I tried to tell her this...but she really got into my shit....I have been training 30 years...she is about 70 and maybe has gone to gym for a month...so..I told her...

"Do not ever summon or approach me again (I was on a suicide diet...and I used a very forboding tone)...she reported me to the owner....he just said..."Leave Mike alone...training for a show "

Anyone have members pester them like this?

[flagadajones]

[Moosejay]

Another approached me after I changed the tv channel while doing stairmaster...German hag ran up to me and screamed..."I was watching that...what are you...The KING?"...

I said, "No, here in America...we don't have kings...we have democracy...sorry....did not know anyone cared..."

"please concentrate on your exercise...not tv...it will all work out better for you..."

She also reported me...been at same gym 20+ years...still there.

[Moosejay]

Your sperm count?

[nzmusclemonster]

Last show I trained for...I was kicking it hard of cardio...I sweat profusely...probably more than anyone I've seen.

I clean off machines always after using them.

Some old biddy came running up to me, "Mike...you forgot to clean off the machine..."

Don't know how she knew my name...and I did NOT forget to clean the machine off...maybe it was not sparkling clean enough for her...

I tried to tell her this...but she really got into my shit....I have been training 30 years...she is about 70 and maybe has gone to gym for a month...so..I told her...

"Do not ever summon or approach me again (I was on a suicide diet...and I used a very forboding tone)...she reported me to the owner....he just said..."Leave Mike alone...training for a show "

Anyone have members pester them like this?

You are not a good American.

[gordiano]

I counter....

[Meltdown]

One of the best I have seen was at the old world gym,this huge Gridion guy screams out to Joe Gold "Hey Joe this skinny Fukin Fag has left sweat all over this Fukin bench get him over here now and wipe this shit up"Man he was fukin Angry old Joe just said to the guy you better go and wipe that bench.Fukin Classic.

[bigdumbbell]

Another approached me after I changed the tv channel while doing stairmaster...German hag ran up to me and screamed..."I was watching that...what are you...The KING?"...

I said, "No, here in America...we don't have kings...we have democracy...sorry....did not know anyone cared..."

"please concentrate on your exercise...not tv...it will all work out better for you..."

She also reported me...been at same gym 20+ years...still there.

apparently these patrons didn't recognize they had royalty in their midst.

[Quickerblade]

Moosejay is a straight up thug

[Moosejay]

apparently these patrons didn't recognize they had royalty in their midst.

indeed

[Moosejay]

You are not a good American.

 

[Bluto]

stop posting pics and start sharing more stories like that

[BlueDevil]

Another approached me after I changed the tv channel while doing stairmaster...German hag ran up to me and screamed..."I was watching that...what are you...The KING?"...

I said, "No, here in America...we don't have kings...we have democracy...sorry....did not know anyone cared..."

"please concentrate on your exercise...not tv...it will all work out better for you..."

i said "there is a go-fuck-yourself-machine around here somewhere, why don't you go to the front desk and they'll show you where it is and how to use it, ok?"

She also reported me...been at same gym 20+ years...still there.

[rk272727]

Last show I trained for...I was kicking it hard of cardio...I sweat profusely...probably more than anyone I've seen.

I clean off machines always after using them.

Some old biddy came running up to me, "Mike...you forgot to clean off the machine..."

Don't know how she knew my name...and I did NOT forget to clean the machine off...maybe it was not sparkling clean enough for her...

I tried to tell her this...but she really got into my shit....I have been training 30 years...she is about 70 and maybe has gone to gym for a month...so..I told her...

"Do not ever summon or approach me again (I was on a suicide diet...and I used a very forboding tone)...she reported me to the owner....he just said..."Leave Mike alone...training for a show "

Anyone have members pester them like this?

you have had a hard life now its time to die so enjoy your afterlife and stop these useless fucking posts u think are special what the fuck do they let you park in the handicap spots at the gym

[slaveboy1980]

leave the guy alone, he's training for a plastic trophy.

[Disgusted]

Next time be a man and put her in a headlock. After she passes out piss on her. 

[bigdumbbell]

Next time be a man and put her in a headlock. After she passes out piss on her. 

exactly moosejay...apply the sleeper on her; drop kick her and into a reversed figure 4

[Disgusted]

exactly moosejay...apply the sleeper on her; drop kick her and into a reversed figure 4

ahem, you forgot to piss on her. 

[slaveboy1980]

ahem, you forgot to piss on her. 

and stick a knife in her girl.

[Disgusted]

and stick a knife in her ####.

Damn bro, that's a little too far, she just a little old lady. 

[emn1964]

Last show I trained for...I was kicking it hard of cardio...I sweat profusely...probably more than anyone I've seen.

I clean off machines always after using them.

Some old biddy came running up to me, "Mike...you forgot to clean off the machine..."

Don't know how she knew my name...and I did NOT forget to clean the machine off...maybe it was not sparkling clean enough for her...

I tried to tell her this...but she really got into my shit....I have been training 30 years...she is about 70 and maybe has gone to gym for a month...so..I told her...

"Do not ever summon or approach me again (I was on a suicide diet...and I used a very forboding tone)...she reported me to the owner....he just said..."Leave Mike alone...training for a show "

Anyone have members pester them like this?

hahahahahahaha...you got punked by a 70 year old woman.  OWN.ED

[Luv2Hurt]

Last show I trained for...I was kicking it hard of cardio...I sweat profusely...probably more than anyone I've seen.

I clean off machines always after using them.

Some old biddy came running up to me, "Mike...you forgot to clean off the machine..."

Don't know how she knew my name...and I did NOT forget to clean the machine off...maybe it was not sparkling clean enough for her...

I tried to tell her this...but she really got into my shit....I have been training 30 years...she is about 70 and maybe has gone to gym for a month...so..I told her...

"Do not ever summon or approach me again (I was on a suicide diet...and I used a very forboding tone)...she reported me to the owner....he just said..."Leave Mike alone...training for a show "

Anyone have members pester them like this?

How long ago was this, 20 years ago?

[warchild]

MJ, please proceed to nearest gas station, take out pump, douse yourself in gasoline and light match....thanks

[Moosejay]

How long ago was this, 20 years ago?

3 years, fatty

[Luv2Hurt]

3 years, fatty

Hhahah struck a nerve with the hasbeen I mean never was, LOL

Please dont talk to me in a "forboding tone" like you did that 70 YO lady, tuff guy.