You have an elementary education degree?? [stifling laughter]
So when did you get fired?
Yes. Stifle your laughter. You admitted you were a high school dropout here, and patted yourself on the back for overcoming such great odds in building a business up. Later, when conversationally convenient, you became a college professor instantly.
I taught elementary, then middle, then adult computer education as I earned my computer certifications and an AS in Computer networking and became a school netadmin. Then, a college hired me to do 1/3 of their university website, and paid for my MBA, and I went for it.
Stifle your laughter. Mock my degree, and mock the fact I work from home. Most dads would love to have the opportunity to work from home 4 hours a day and make a good living, and spend the other hours playing with their children. As you get up and put on your tie for work each day, I have some OJ in my slippers and decide if I want to play in the pool, or just watch cartoons.