Author Topic: The Official "pumphard" Q&A thread (Read 4007 times)

PANDAEMONIUM · « **on:** May 29, 2008, 11:38:24 PM »

You got questions for the fatman, ask 'em here. I'll start:

1) what special diet did you use to go from 362 to 360 in one year?

2) do your knees ever ache from carrying around all that mass of blubbery mess?

3) are you really married or is that just what you tell the parents of the kids you give candy to, to make them think you're a normal guy?

4) what's your favorite episode of hannah montana?

Havenbull · « **Reply #1 on:** May 30, 2008, 06:15:05 AM »

Will you be having breast reduction sugery so your lower back stops aching?

Whatever happened to that old beat up van you had in college, after you failed out?

How many thousands of lullabys have you memorized to help children sleep?

Do you see ~~fingers~~ sausages in your sleep?

bigmc · « **Reply #2 on:** May 30, 2008, 08:32:12 AM »

is big kubby your gimmick

do you really want to meet up and throw hands

do you really think your bf is only 25 percent

why are you so angry

do you think havenbull could manage 1 pull up

pumphard · « **Reply #3 on:** May 30, 2008, 08:56:08 AM »

I'll answer your question if you'll answer mine in return:

1. Do your asses get sore after panda's bottombitch parties?

2. Havenbull, how many black guys was it that raped you in that prison shower?

3. Pandaemonium, why didn't you call the authority when you were surfing that pedo site?

4. How poor is panda?

5. With fingers like that, do you clean sewers for a living, or did you have them up some twinks ass before the pic was taken?

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #4 on:** May 30, 2008, 09:14:26 AM »

Quote from: pumphard on May 30, 2008, 08:56:08 AM

I'll answer your question if you'll answer mine in return:

1. Do your asses get sore after panda's bottombitch parties?

2. Havenbull, how many black guys was it that raped you in that prison shower?

3. Pandaemonium, why didn't you call the authority when you were surfing that pedo site?

4. How poor is panda?

5. With fingers like that, do you clean sewers for a living, or did you have them up some twinks ass before the pic was taken?

Another avoidance of questions meltdown right on cue. What a surprise.

pumphard · « **Reply #5 on:** May 30, 2008, 09:21:04 AM »

Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on May 30, 2008, 09:14:26 AM

Another avoidance of questions meltdown right on cue. What a surprise.

You've been avoiding my question for the last 8 months.........I wanna be just like you.................haha hahahaha

dan18 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 30, 2008, 09:56:57 AM »

Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on May 29, 2008, 11:38:24 PM

You got questions for the fatman, ask 'em here. I'll start: since he wont answer let me help

1) what special diet did you use to go from 362 to 360 in one year?young boy sperm

2) do your knees ever ache from carrying around all that mass of blubbery mess?no only when im on my knees trying to make a buck

3) are you really married or is that just what you tell the parents of the kids you give candy to, to make them think you're a normal guy? no not married gay marriage not legal in his state yet

4) what's your favorite episode of hannah montana?none he only likes boys so it would be doogie howsier

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #7 on:** May 30, 2008, 10:05:33 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on May 30, 2008, 09:56:57 AM

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA classic

pumphard · « **Reply #8 on:** May 30, 2008, 10:12:31 AM »

Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on May 30, 2008, 10:05:33 AM

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA classic

WOW!!!! You answer the questions directed at me, but you're too scared to answer your questions, whats wrong??? You got something to hide..................ha hahahaahahaha........... ...

dan18 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 30, 2008, 01:08:35 PM »

Quote from: pumphard on May 30, 2008, 10:12:31 AM

WOW!!!! You answer the questions directed at me, but you're too scared to answer your questions, whats wrong??? You got something to hide..................ha hahahaahahaha........... ...

boring

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #10 on:** May 30, 2008, 01:10:11 PM »

So, why did you REALLY pick the screen name "pumphard"? What exactly are you "pumping" so "hard"

We know it's not weights; we've seen your mess of a physique.

So, what is it then?

Wait, never mind...

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #11 on:** May 30, 2008, 01:14:29 PM »

Dan18 owns the shit out of this pervert and asks why he attacks us all the time. This is what "pumphard" said in response:

Quote from: pumphard on May 30, 2008, 10:17:44 AM

To defend myself, but i guess you didn't see it with that forehead of yours in the way

"to defend myself"...hahaha!!@!!! what a f'n fat crybaby boo hoo hoo

dan18 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 30, 2008, 02:02:14 PM »

Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on May 30, 2008, 01:14:29 PM

Dan18 owns the shit out of this pervert and asks why he attacks us all the time. This is what "pumphard" said in response:

"to defend myself"...hahaha!!@!!! what a f'n fat crybaby boo hoo hoo

WHAAAAAAAAAA :'(WHAAAAAAAAAAAA :'(WHAAAAAAAAAA

Zaphod · « **Reply #13 on:** May 30, 2008, 03:24:31 PM »

Blimplard getting savaged again!

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #14 on:** May 30, 2008, 08:48:13 PM »

Notice how the fatman logged off early today. Usually he's on here most of the day and night responding to posts within 30 seconds. We must have REALLY hurt his feelings this time.

chaos · « **Reply #15 on:** May 30, 2008, 09:21:48 PM »

Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on May 30, 2008, 08:48:13 PM

Notice how the fatman logged off early today. Usually he's on here most of the day and night responding to posts within 30 seconds. We must have REALLY hurt his feelings this time.

I heard school got out early today in Toronto....

Havenbull · « **Reply #16 on:** May 31, 2008, 05:27:01 AM »

Quote from: chaos on May 30, 2008, 09:21:48 PM

I heard school got out early today in Toronto....

Owning school is currently in session, however

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #17 on:** May 31, 2008, 07:12:17 PM »

Quote

Gender: Male
Age: 2

Any special reason you listed your age as "2" on your getbig profile

You trying to tell us something about yourself...or your "interests"? Sick POS.

Havenbull · « **Reply #18 on:** June 01, 2008, 12:53:47 PM »

Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on May 31, 2008, 07:12:17 PM

Any special reason you listed your age as "2" on your getbig profile

You trying to tell us something about yourself...or your "interests"? Sick POS.

HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!

pumphard · « **Reply #19 on:** June 01, 2008, 02:01:58 PM »

I'm gone to New York for the weekend and these misfits can't stop posting about me all weekend, I'm deeper in their heads then I originally thought................. .....bwaahahhahahahahaha

chaos · « **Reply #20 on:** June 01, 2008, 02:06:01 PM »

Quote from: pumphard on June 01, 2008, 02:01:58 PM

I'm gone to New York for the weekend and these misfits can't stop posting about me all weekend, I'm deeper in their heads then I originally thought................. .....bwaahahhahahahahaha

Bullshit, pedophiles can't cross international borders.

Havenbull · « **Reply #21 on:** June 01, 2008, 03:45:37 PM »

Quote from: pumphard on June 01, 2008, 02:01:58 PM

I'm gone to New York for the weekend and these misfits can't stop posting about me all weekend, I'm deeper in their heads then I originally thought................. .....bwaahahhahahahahaha

You finally manned up and got the balls to meet up with BF?

chaos · « **Reply #22 on:** June 01, 2008, 03:46:53 PM »

BF would dismantle this fat slob while banging two fine assed sluts and posting about the pwnage here all at the same time.

pumphard · « **Reply #23 on:** June 01, 2008, 03:53:17 PM »

Quote from: chaos on June 01, 2008, 02:06:01 PM

Bullshit, pedophiles can't cross international borders.

Is that the real reason you won't come to Canada, and all this time i thought you were just a coward.................. ......hahahahahaha

pumphard · « **Reply #24 on:** June 01, 2008, 03:54:15 PM »

Quote from: chaos on June 01, 2008, 03:46:53 PM

BF would dismantle this fat slob while banging two fine assed sluts and posting about the pwnage here all at the same time.

who, this guy..................hah ahahahaha