Author Topic: Hottest Pro Bodybulder of past and present? (Read 1776539 times)

Simple Carbs · « **Reply #11075 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:18:30 AM »

Gayer than doing a massive shit and not flushing it so you can show your buddies when they come round.

Simple Carbs · « **Reply #11076 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:19:19 AM »

Gayer than fucking a slut and giving her some pleasure.

Simple Carbs · « **Reply #11077 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:20:26 AM »

Gayer than eating a hot dog because it reminds you of the time you sucked your best friends penis.

Simple Carbs · « **Reply #11078 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:21:50 AM »

Gayer than shaking hands with someone with the hand you wipe your poos away with.

Simple Carbs · « **Reply #11079 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:23:06 AM »

Gayer than going anus dildo shopping and insisting that you "try before you buy".

Simple Carbs · « **Reply #11080 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:24:13 AM »

Gayer than having a fight with a man as an excuse to lie all over him and press your erection into his hip in the hope that it turns him on and you will then make love.

Simple Carbs · « **Reply #11081 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:25:39 AM »

Gayer than doing deep squats in the hope that it will stretch your anus so you will be able to take even the most well hung studs.

Simple Carbs · « **Reply #11082 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:26:37 AM »

Gayer than asking asking for a fuck when you could just knock a bitch out and fuck her limp body.

Simple Carbs · « **Reply #11083 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:27:23 AM »

Gayer than making love to your grandma because she was a slut back in the day and she wants to feel young again.

Simple Carbs · « **Reply #11084 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:28:49 AM »

Gayer than spreading your anus wide in the bath tub and then getting an asshole full of water and then standing up and putting a cup beneath your anus and getting the water in there and then dringing the cup.

Simple Carbs · « **Reply #11085 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:30:09 AM »

Gayer than being bi-curious and looking at baygbm's threads on the explicit board.

Simple Carbs · « **Reply #11086 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:30:46 AM »

Gayer than the name Duffy Waldorf.

Simple Carbs · « **Reply #11087 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:31:43 AM »

Gayer than being given the choice of sucking your dads cock or eating your mums pussy and choosing both options.

Simple Carbs · « **Reply #11088 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:32:42 AM »

Gayer than beating off to pictures of bitches in the pregnancy book giving birth, because there was no real porn around.

Simple Carbs · « **Reply #11089 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:33:32 AM »

Gayer than having a porno magazine that you cant jerk off to naymore because all the good pages are stuck together.

Simple Carbs · « **Reply #11090 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:34:31 AM »

Gayer than going to the proctologist and asking if he can do the examination with his tongue.

Simple Carbs · « **Reply #11091 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:35:12 AM »

Gayer than walking around unashamedly in the mens changing room naked with an erection.

Simple Carbs · « **Reply #11092 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:36:32 AM »

Gayer than supporting a sports team because when all the burly studs run around you can see their huge penis flop from side to side.

Simple Carbs · « **Reply #11093 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:37:35 AM »

Gayer than wishing bodybuilding was a fully nude spoert and one of the compulsay poses was a rear double anus.

Simple Carbs · « **Reply #11094 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:39:08 AM »

Gayer than flexing your shredded traps at the office drinks on Friday.

Simple Carbs · « **Reply #11095 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:39:59 AM »

Gayer than page 447 being the best page of the entire thread

CQ · « **Reply #11096 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:40:08 AM »

Gayer than watching in awe and refusing to post as Simple Carbs went on a posting rampage singlehandedly filling a page

CQ · « **Reply #11097 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:41:45 AM »

Quote from: Simple Carbs on July 07, 2008, 03:39:59 AM

Gayer than page 447 being the best page of the entire thread

Gayer than saying I am so impressed that you simply have no idea

Simple Carbs · « **Reply #11098 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:43:01 AM »

Quote from: CQ on July 07, 2008, 03:41:45 AM

Gayer than saying I am so impressed that you simply have no idea

Gayer than being incredibily exhausted after that!

webcake · « **Reply #11099 on:** July 07, 2008, 03:43:49 AM »

Gayer than page 447...