Gayer than having to redeem myself and loose the beggers can't be choosers catch phrase:
gayer than spending $2500 getting rims put on my car...
Gayer than hoping you grow out of that shit.
gayer than birds shitting on my car i just got washed...
gayer than saying "perhaps i like my car"...
Gayer than: "Now what are you saying about your penis?"
Gayer than that old loose/lose chestnut.
gayer than saying i like to "polish" my car before i go to sleep everynight...
Gayer than I bet my car is faster than your car...
gayer than saying i doubt it...
Gayer than "Why am I not doing any work?"